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Mon Aug 5, 2013, 01:33 AM
Locut0s (3,583 posts)
What is the most non PC discussion you've had with your parents...
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Do you have an unconventional relationship with either parents?
I've always treated my father as my best friend and now I'm sort of learning through visits with my psychiatrist that I'm rather too close to him. I don't mean that in any creepy Freudian sense, just that developmentally we are more like best friends than father and son. Because of this we tend to talk about any and all subjects that friends might talk about. He reads literature a lot and will discuss with me the latest book he's reading, sometimes including bits that parents might not talk about with their kids but friends would, like sexual details and the like. Again nothing Freudian going on here, nothing creepy certainly, it's just that we don't see each other as father and son that much, something that may not be good I don't know. And this isn't a trend or something that happens often I'm just suing a more extreme example to illustrate the overall feeling that we are friends and not parent and son so much.
But I'm sure that societal norms vis a vi family relationships are bent all the time. What's the most "non PC" discussion you've had with your parents? Topics that you didn't think you would have talked about with them.
Perhaps non PC is taking things too far, just simply realizing at some point that you weren't mother and daughter / father and son at that point but good friends.
Response to Locut0s (Reply #2)
Mon Aug 5, 2013, 01:49 AM
hrmjustin (14,270 posts)
3. Would the first time I brought a guy home to get lucky with at age 16 count. The conversation
that happened that night. Before and after.
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Mon Aug 5, 2013, 02:24 AM
Gravitycollapse (2,660 posts)
12. I told my mom I had a hemorrhoid and she asked me if I had anal sex recently.
Most awkward 5 seconds of silence in my entire life.
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Mon Aug 5, 2013, 04:32 PM
Tom Ripley (2,842 posts)
21. I discussed tops and bottoms and pitchers and catchers with my dad...
he had started watching "Six Feet Under" and found it "fascinating that they had their own lingo and everything!"
:mental:
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Well, seems the queers have taken over that discussion.....as per usual.
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My guess is that any conversation a rational person would have with a true primitive would be "difficult" to say the least.
I suspect a primitive's ability to carry on a rational conversation is about as likely as their ability to debate with facts.
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12. I told my mom I had a hemorrhoid and she asked me if I had anal sex recently.
Well,......did you? :naughty:
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Makes you really feel sorry for parents of homos.
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Makes you really feel sorry for parents of homos.
At least the fathers. Knowing that your son will be dying prematurely due to some sexually transmitted disease that he got while being passed around the bathhouse must be tough.
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Any body that has to repeat "not in a creepy way" whilst talking about dear old dad may be repressing many ugly things. Loconuts may not be a virgin after all.
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Well, seems the queers have taken over that discussion.....as per usual.
Yeah, real shocker there. Not.
Mon Aug 5, 2013, 01:33 AM
Locut0s (3,583 posts)
... Because of this we tend to talk about any and all subjects that friends might talk about. He reads literature a lot and will discuss with me the latest book he's reading, sometimes including bits that parents might not talk about with their kids but friends would, like sexual details and the like...
You are supposedly a grown-ass man, not an impressionable teenager, that kind of stuff is hardly inappropriate for two real grown-ass men, even if they are father and son. Locust, it sounds like you have some major baggage hidden in your closet that you want to spring on the poor old father you've been leeching off of all your adult life, and you're looking for some Dutch courage from your fellow pervs.
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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Mon Aug 5, 2013, 04:32 PM
Tom Ripley (2,842 posts)
21. I discussed tops and bottoms and pitchers and catchers with my dad...
he had started watching "Six Feet Under" and found it "fascinating that they had their own lingo and everything!"
Then he told me I was a sick piece of shit.
FIFY
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Oh my God. I need to go take a shower now.
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I'm born in the 1960's, my Dad is gone but the only advice he gave on sex is "don't do it until you're married, why would a guy want to buy a cow when he can get the milk for free", and I still haven't had the sex talk with my Mom LOL, there are just some things that are private.