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Title: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: dandi on August 05, 2013, 05:17:13 PM
Brought over from FaceBook by way of HuffPo:


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cali (84,662 posts)

What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart
btw, Dexter is a two year old.

<snip>

After struggling to get him dressed and get his shoes on, I had to pry an overlarge teddy bear out of Dexter's arms, as he was set on taking him with us. This brought on tears and tantrums, which I somehow managed to calm very quickly. But when I attempted to remove my discarded lace flower headband from his head (which he'd been wearing all day), I saw him getting ready to fight, so I left him to it. Who was he hurting?

<snip>

Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!" The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces. I could smell the fug of cigarette smoke surrounding him, and there was a definite pong of beer on him.

"Yes," I said simply, still smiling.

With no notice, the man stepped forward, grabbed the headband off of Dexter's head and threw it to the bottom of our shopping cart. He then cuffed Dexter around the side of his head (not hard, but that is not the point) and said with a big laugh, "You'll thank me later, little man!"

At the same time as I stepped forward, Dexter grabbed his head where the man had smacked him and threw his other hand forward, stomping his foot and shouting, "NO!" I got between my son and this man and said very firmly, "If you touch my son again, I will cut your damn hands off."

The guy snarled at me, looked at Dexter with disgust and said, "Your son is a f*cking fa***t." He then started sauntering out, but not before he threw over his shoulder, "He'll get shot for it one day."

<snip>

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Fug of smoke and pong of beer? Is that like eye of newt and toe of frog?

A few mixed responses:


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love_katz (720 posts)
1. I don't blame Dextor's mom for saying she'd cut the man's hands off...

if he touched her son again.

I can't believe the gall of that person. Where does he get off?

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Niceguy1 (611 posts)
2. I wonder if this really

Happened or if it is another one of the "waiting in the checkout line confrontaition" fantasies.


If it jad been me I would have had a bit more to say, though.

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Star Member cali (84,662 posts)
20. I believe it. Maybe it's because 20 odd years ago I had a somewhat

similar experience with my son. He was around 4 and had long hair down to his shoulders. He wasn't touched but this drunk guy that I knew slightly lit into him for being a "little faggot".

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uppityperson (76,061 posts)
81. It happened to me when mine was 1, wearing pink pjs. I was accosted, asked if I wasn't "afraid

he'll grow up to be a f*". Wtf? 1 yr old and why the hell would I worry about his orientation?

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loli phabay (3,392 posts)
29. lol, but your right about touching every stereotype, and people just believe crap like this

Cant believe in all the years ive stood in checkout lines that i have never seen any of the stuff that supposedly happens to everyone else apart from the paying by cheque lady for one item.

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daleanime (3,116 posts)
9. Its amazing what people will do....

they even question some ones honesty in a heart beat, and for no apparent reason too.

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loli phabay (3,392 posts)
31. then at a signal kato his trained attack pitbull who works part time as security

At the olive garden entered the store on a break to pick up some more smokes and a gallon of breast milk.

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RKP5637 (25,951 posts)
6. Big manly man with little dick complex beats up on a little

kid and feels good about it ... this nation has some seriously disturbed individuals roaming around. ... just looking for trouble, just looking for their targets to beat up on. Monsters on the loose.

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pnwest (566 posts)
41. Number one reason the story smells like

like bullshit... Instinctive reaction would be to scream something like, "Stop him! He hit my kid! Help! Help!" NO ONE would just stand there and watch the guy who just smacked their kid just walk away. Who wouldn't RUN to security and scream, "Call 911! Where's the surveillance cameras?! Is that man's face on tape?! Help! Help! Help!"

The story's a total load.

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qualitybeatsquantity (25 posts)
14. Just another reason to avoid Walmart

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Nye Bevan (12,043 posts)
51. Then a cop jumped out of the bushes..... (nt)

Nye Bevan must've posted that for us.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 05, 2013, 05:25:02 PM
Turn the bong in, cali. That was pathetic.
No words can describe that bit of bovine excrement.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Bad Dog on August 05, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 05, 2013, 05:31:48 PM
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Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!" The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off

It was a dark and stormy night.......at waL-MarT!!!!!eLeveNtY!!111!!!

What is it with you people...?

If you hate Wal-Mart, why are you shopping there?  You really weren't, were you?

If you can't stand fantasy people bearing DNC® approved garb, why do you live there?  You really don't, do you?

If you can't even come up with a half-believable bouncy, give it up, retard.

But, half of your precious responders believe you, so that's enough to allow you to carry on.
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RKP5637 (25,951 posts)
... this nation has some seriously disturbed individuals roaming around.

We're well aware of that.  We read your crap daily.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 05, 2013, 05:39:05 PM
Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?

Obviously, half of the moaning zombies don't know that.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 05, 2013, 05:40:09 PM
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Nye Bevan (12,043 posts)
51. Then a cop jumped out of the bushes..... (nt)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Love it when the DUmmies recognize a bad bouncy story.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Bad Dog on August 05, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Love it when the DUmmies recognize a bad bouncy story.

It takes a lot.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 05, 2013, 05:55:11 PM
Why do they cut and paste that kind of crap.  Isn't Cali about 50 years past being fertile?
Yes, she is, but this is a cut-and-paste job from HuffPo.

She adds her personal bouncy from 20 years ago, from when an imaginary lout said her 4-year-old would grow up to be a homo (he probably did).

Since DUmmy cali got wallduded, then broke her leg and entered permanent unemployment, she has been in an opioid fog, spending full time on DUmp fantasies.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Splashdown on August 05, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
Even Abraham Lincoln knew the dangers of quoting from the web:

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2013, 06:02:54 PM
....and I'm off to check on thepeopleofwalmart.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: jtyangel on August 05, 2013, 06:24:58 PM
I have dipshit friends on fbook(liberals of course) lapping it up like a panting dog does water.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Big Dog on August 05, 2013, 06:39:23 PM
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The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces.

Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?

Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: diesel driver on August 05, 2013, 06:54:29 PM
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cali (84,662 posts)

What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart...

...Out of nowhere a big booming voice rang out. "THAT'S a BOY?!"

BULLS***!  BULL F'N S***!

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store!

NOBODY!

You could walk into a Walmart buck naked and nobody would notice you, much less comment.

I've seen what could be described as a circus freak show parade thru our store at 3:00 am, and nobody said as much as "boo" to them.

DUmmie cali is full of shit, and nuttier than a squirrel turd!


Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?


Could be.  They sell their T-shirts there. 

Maybe one of them spoke to her. 
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: hillneck on August 05, 2013, 07:24:33 PM

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store
 


There's even a website just for strange and bizarre WalMart shoppers.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Carl on August 05, 2013, 08:11:47 PM
Dried out old hag cali is not a mole mocking or poking them,it is a true DUmbass.

The idiocy these people have to the point of posting something that they are an Internet joke about is astounding.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Texacon on August 05, 2013, 08:48:29 PM
O*e *f the*e day* al* *f o*r com*unication wi*l lo*k li*e th*s an* no o*e wi*l k*ow *hy.

*C
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: jukin on August 05, 2013, 08:54:28 PM
I was working as a minimum wage server at a North East resort when I lied to an internet forum full of really stupid people to get some street cred. I posted that I had drove customers away from the business I (semi) worked at by telling them lies about earwigs in the restaurant.

My lie got back to my boss.

I was fired.

Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: RobJohnson on August 06, 2013, 07:14:13 AM
From the Huff article:

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Update 8/4/13: For more on this story readers can visit the author's Facebook page. In her most recent post there she says that she has spoken with the local police department about the incident, and writes: "The Polk County Sheriff's Deputy has just left our home, and all information about the original Wal Mart incident and the ongoing harassment has been documented and is being dealt with. I have been advised NOT to say any more about the situation, as the investigation is ongoing, so thank you all for your support, but I am going to be offline for the next while until all of this is resolved."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

Her facebook page claims her family is now in danger due to her blog! If this really did happen I am sure Wal Mart would have it all on camera!

https://www.facebook.com/AMotherThing



Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Karin on August 06, 2013, 07:36:25 AM
Absolutely.  There are cameras everywhere.

I have dipshit friends on fbook(liberals of course) lapping it up like a panting dog does water.  :rotf:

Are you kidding me?  Are you pointing and laughing at them? 

I especially laughed at the Larry the Cable Guy's sleeveless getup.  Nice touch. 
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2013, 07:39:40 AM
Highlight of my day is strolling through WAL-MART and slapping DUmmie kids. :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 06, 2013, 07:51:08 AM
Too many Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.



(http://www.nonstick.com/characters/pics/eggheadjr.jpg)

"This is a boy?"
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Rebel on August 06, 2013, 08:14:04 AM
Damn there are some gullible people in the world.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Ballygrl on August 06, 2013, 08:16:41 AM
I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Rebel on August 06, 2013, 08:26:18 AM
No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

That's because they live in a perpetual state of whiny, little bitch. If they weren't always bitching about something, they wouldn't be DUmbasses.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: claret1995 on August 06, 2013, 08:31:58 AM
BULLS***!  BULL F'N S***!

Nobody in a Walmart store give a rat's ass what you wear (or don't wear) in the store!

NOBODY!

You could walk into a Walmart buck naked and nobody would notice you, much less comment.

I've seen what could be described as a circus freak show parade thru our store at 3:00 am, and nobody said as much as "boo" to them.

DUmmie cali is full of shit, and nuttier than a squirrel turd!

Could be.  They sell their T-shirts there. 

Maybe one of them spoke to her. 

 I kinda disagree with this. We have all seen the picture threads and we know of their hygiene practices. They get noticed ( by sight or smell)every where they go and it is never pretty
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 06, 2013, 09:12:41 AM
Isn't this one of the guys from Duck Dynasty?



Sounds like it.  Since there are cardboard cutouts of these guys around the local wally worlds here, I imagine whatever attention whore that wrote that pap created it from seeing one.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Wineslob on August 06, 2013, 09:22:31 AM
It's sad when the elderly try to be relevant.


Uh, Cali, People of Walmart.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: thundley4 on August 06, 2013, 10:06:22 AM
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The man was overly large with a bushy beard and a camouflage shirt with the arms cut off. He had tattered shorts and lace-up work boots with no laces.

The mouthy bitch probably said something about the guy in a loud enough voice for him to hear,  and he might have said something about her being a stupid, nosy liberal bitch who was raising a son to be a faggot, and then he walked away.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Rebel on August 06, 2013, 10:09:46 AM
The mouthy bitch probably said something about the guy in a loud enough voice for him to hear,  and he might have said something about her being a stupid, nosy liberal bitch who was raising a son to be a faggot, and then he walked away.

Or, as was inferred earlier, she's a typical Prog who saw a Duck Dynasty cutout, something the left HATES, and decided to make up a story about some "Reichwing Teathuglican" harassing her child. They're all insane, so there's a chance she probably did hear the conversation going on. ...in her head. Whether or not she responded to the cutout in reality is unknown.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 06, 2013, 10:46:45 AM
No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

I have yet to meet one of these obnoxious, super-badass DUmmies that can't keep their preachy mouths shut.  Every experience I have ever had at wally world has been uneventful; I just don't get it.

Then again, I do open carry...   :-)
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: NHSparky on August 06, 2013, 11:01:27 AM
Cali--you live in VERMONT.  Men have longer hair than the women...unless it's armpit or leg hair, then the women have it all over the guys.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 06, 2013, 11:02:38 AM
I have yet to meet one of these obnoxious, super-badass DUmmies that can't keep their preachy mouths shut.  Every experience I have ever had at wally world has been uneventful; I just don't get it.

Then again, I do open carry...   :-)
So does Carlos Danger.  :whistling:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: NHSparky on August 06, 2013, 11:05:16 AM
So does Carlos Danger.  :whistling:

Yeah, can't see that without thinking of this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U[/youtube]
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 06, 2013, 11:12:05 AM
So does Carlos Danger.  :whistling:


(http://www.netmeister.org/blog/images/implied-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 67 Rover on August 06, 2013, 11:28:51 AM
I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.

No idea how leftists always seem to have "confrontations" when they go out shopping, it kind of seems they're looking to start fights everywhere they go.

How the DUmmies conveyed the encounter.

While we were exchanging coupons and gathering our multiple EBT cards a rich Rethuglican sneered at us to move our G*d damned carts. Before we could apologize the bitch who was wearing Jimmie Chu shoes carrying a Coach bag, perfectly manicured nails and a Gucci necklace, proceeded to barge her way through hissing as she went by that us peons have no business delaying her for a moment.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 06, 2013, 11:35:03 AM

(http://www.netmeister.org/blog/images/implied-facepalm.jpg)
Perfect.  :lmao:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 06, 2013, 11:44:42 AM
I went to Walmart on the weekend, let me see how my experience went.

I parked the car, went into the store, a very nice handicapped man who just walked into the store was getting a cart, he saw me and gave me the cart, I thanked him and told him that was sweet, he told me to have a nice day, I wished him a nice day also. Stopped by the clearance cart, saw nothing, walked by the clothes section and saw some nice sales but didn't need anything, did some food shopping then went over to the craft area and picked up a few things, the store was packed and the only nuisance was 2 people who parked their carts in the middle of the aisle, I smiled excuse me, they apologized and moved their carts, I said thank you. Went to the register and paid my bill, walked out to the car and drove to my next shopping destination.
 

Worst.
Bouncy.
Ever.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Dori on August 06, 2013, 12:14:54 PM
....and I'm off to check on thepeopleofwalmart.

 :rotf:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM[/youtube]
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Ballygrl on August 06, 2013, 12:18:34 PM
How the DUmmies conveyed the encounter.

While we were exchanging coupons and gathering our multiple EBT cards a rich Rethuglican sneered at us to move our G*d damned carts. Before we could apologize the bitch who was wearing Jimmie Chu shoes carrying a Coach bag, perfectly manicured nails and a Gucci necklace, proceeded to barge her way through hissing as she went by that us peons have no business delaying her for a moment.

:lmao:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: RobJohnson on August 06, 2013, 02:33:04 PM
:rotf:


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM[/youtube]




 :rofl:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 06, 2013, 03:09:54 PM
Perfect.  :lmao:  :cheersmate:

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: seahorse513 on August 06, 2013, 03:48:32 PM



 :rofl:
I must be workin at then wrong store...I never see this stuff!! :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 06, 2013, 04:13:58 PM
Oh, THIS story. Well, turns out this mother has been committed according to the DUmmies:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023416166

Rep found this old post from the crazy woman:

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I found out later in life that I had pretty severe ADHD, which is part of the reason I made things up. I preferred my richly detailed stories to what may or may not have been ACTUALLY happening. However, around the time I left high school, I had a talk with myself and decided that I would never lie again. And for two years I didn’t.
 
...

But every now and then, I get a feeling… like a tingling on the back of my neck… and it tells me that maybe now, at nearly 30 years old, I should get it under control. Maybe I’m too old for this sort of behaviour. I’m a mother now. Maybe it’s time I settled down and fell in line with the rest of the populace.
 
And then I think, “What fun would that be?”

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 06, 2013, 05:33:07 PM
Cali, in that entire pack of lies, what I find most difficult to believe is your claim to have a son.
Cali, you are a withered old hag...Two years ago you still were a withered old hag.
How you could possibly get pregers is beyond me.

Look, Cali come out and be honest. This is NOT your son, but a beloved earwig you've raised as a son for two years. Its a bug. If you love it, let it go.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 06, 2013, 05:42:27 PM
It now gets a little more interesting.
The bitter old hag had brought over a C&P from huffingpoo post, for her story.
A quick check revealed this....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/p/editors-note-incident-blog-removed.html
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Editor's Note: HuffPost provides a platform for bloggers to share their thoughts and experiences. In a post published last week, an author described witnessing an incident that is now being investigated by local law enforcement. At the blogger's request, we have removed the post. We have also confirmed with investigators that they are in contact with the author.
How's that working out for you, cali?  :loser:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: thundley4 on August 06, 2013, 05:54:07 PM
It now gets a little more interesting.
The bitter old hag had brought over a C&P from huffingpoo post, for her story.
A quick check revealed this....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/p/editors-note-incident-blog-removed.htmlHow's that working out for you, cali?  :loser:

It gets even better.

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Mommy blogger who wrote viral 'Walmart pink headband' post Baker Acted in Central Florida
Davenport woman made suicidal statements to deputies, according to Sheriff's office reports in Lake and Polk counties.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-mommy-blogger-baker-acted-after-viral-walmart-p-20130806,0,667022.story

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The Florida Mental Health Act of 1971 (commonly known as the "Baker Act") Florida Statute 394.451 (2009 rev.) allowing for involuntary examination of an individual.
The Baker Act allows for involuntary examination (what some call emergency or involuntary commitment). It can be initiated by judges, law enforcement officials, physicians, or mental health professionals. There must be evidence that the person:
has a mental illness (as defined in the Baker Act).
is a harm to self, harm to others, or self neglectful (as defined in the Baker Act).
Examinations may last up to 72 hours after a person is deemed medically stable and occur in over 100 Florida Department of Children and Families-designated receiving facilities statewide.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Mental_Health_Act

She's a true DUmmie.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 06, 2013, 06:20:24 PM
You da man, Thundley.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: RobJohnson on August 07, 2013, 01:05:27 PM
One word: FLORIDA

 :rofl:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: RobJohnson on August 07, 2013, 01:15:45 PM
From the Huff article:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html

Her facebook page claims her family is now in danger due to her blog! If this really did happen I am sure Wal Mart would have it all on camera!

https://www.facebook.com/AMotherThing





It looks like her facebook page is down also.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 07, 2013, 08:57:20 PM
I am working on a vbs "bouncy" wscript.

As of this moment, it starts with outputting "So.." and will have a LOT of random number generators (think "I was at the" [1: Market 2: Gas Station 3: Restaurant 4: Men's room 5: Ladies' Room 6: In-law's kitchen.]).

I think a few user input phases might help -- in the end I'll publish the code and how to run it and we can see what people produce.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Skul on August 07, 2013, 09:01:37 PM
...and a cop...
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 08, 2013, 01:37:03 PM
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Mommy Blogger Of Pink Headband Fame Hospitalized For Mental Evaluation
           
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 http://www.queerty.com/mommy-blogger-of-pink-headband-fame-hospitalized-for-mental-evaluation-20130807/


The Florida mother who climbed to the highest peaks of the Internet to shout the tale of a giant, burly man that called her two-year-old son a “faggot” in a local Walmart has been hospitalized against her will pending a mental evaluation.

31-year-old mommy blogger Katie Vyktoriah (real name Kathleen Carpenter) originally wrote about the incident on her personal blog, AMotherThing.com. She claimed, among other things, that without provocation, her son Dexter was assaulted and called a “faggot” for wearing a pink headband during a recent trip to Walmart in Davenport, Florida. Her site later “crashed” due to the overwhelming response the post had received, so HuffPo ran it as an op-ed piece.

Today, HuffPo has removed the piece amidst claims that the author is a “pathological liar” and most likely fabricated the story entirely. It only took about 40 seconds for readers to question the validity of the story after we reported it earlier this week—many of you pointed to Carpenter’s previous claims that she survived four kidnapping attempts, was “meant to be in NYC on 9/11,” and allegedly suffers from a number of self-diagnosed ailments.

Following the backlash, Carpenter deleted her personal blog and all social media accounts. She then called the Polk County Sheriff’s Office and told an officer that she was thinking of killing herself.

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snooper2 (17,540 posts)

1. Should we pull up the original threads on this now

or is a game of online "told you so" too much

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loli phabay (3,431 posts)

5. i think we could see this coming

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023428530
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: movie buff on August 08, 2013, 02:02:20 PM
OMG, that is such a complete crock.
First, could her description of the supposed assailant be any more of a stereotype? The only things missing from her description were a baseball cap on his head with "Git'r Done" on it, a Confederate Flag tattoo on his arm, and a barbecue sauce stain on his shirt.
Second, as pnwest points out, if that ever happened in real life, the mother would be loudly crying for help, and security would likely be called on the man.
Third, the kid goes nuts at the mere possibility of his mother removing the headband, yet doesn't react at all to a stranger doing it until after the stranger hits him?

Any bongs it may have gotten for certain elements (Taking place in a Wal Mart, involving a confrontation, etc.) are lost by how incomprehensibly stupid and poorly- written it is.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Rebel on August 08, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 08, 2013, 04:04:55 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".

With earwig princess Eva cali leading the charge.   :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Splashdown on August 08, 2013, 04:19:27 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023397366

Now, look through the list again. Look how gullible the DUmbasses are and it shouldn't be a surprise to ANYONE why they keep pimping a PROVEN failed fiscal model or why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".

How many times with the "Fake but Accurate" meme does this one make?

 :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 08, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
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why they elected a jackass based on nothing other than "Yes we can!" and "Hope and Change".


Economics had nothing to do with it. They voted for him because he's black, his only qualification.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 67 Rover on August 08, 2013, 04:42:18 PM


Economics had nothing to do with it. They voted for him because he's black, his only qualification.


Give him a break it's his first job.  :lmao:

Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: mamacags on August 08, 2013, 07:41:28 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387304/Kathleen-Carpenter-blog-Mom-blogged-son-bullied-pink-head-band-lied-it.html  shocking  ::)
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Carl on August 08, 2013, 08:11:26 PM
How does it feel DUmbasses to know that half of your slithering scum believed this without question?
You idiots prove every day you belong in a straight jacket yet you yammer on about what is in everyones best interests and how brilliant you are.

FOAD
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: obumazombie on August 08, 2013, 08:39:21 PM
Another DU swindle right about now would clean up. Their gullibility is at a high water mark.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: Dori on August 08, 2013, 09:13:01 PM
How does it feel DUmbasses to know that half of your slithering scum believed this without question?

Believing in pathological liars is what they are good at.  They even vote them into office.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: RobJohnson on August 09, 2013, 02:52:09 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2387304/Kathleen-Carpenter-blog-Mom-blogged-son-bullied-pink-head-band-lied-it.html  shocking  ::)

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She also claimed to suffer from Celiac disease, diabetes, lactose intolerance, BPD, manic depression, ADHD, and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.

Like I mentioned before, the store has security cameras......she might not of even been in the store checking out!

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Lake County Sheriff's deputies said Walmart was still searching for any evidence that Kathleen Carpenter was in fact in the Clermont Walmart the day she claimed an unknown man yanked the headband off Dexter, 2, pushed him and hurled homophobic abuse at them both.

Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 05:53:53 AM
No way.

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.....and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.

That sounds like :jugs:  :yahoo:, but surely it's not.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: NHSparky on August 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
Another DU swindle right about now would clean up. Their gullibility is at a high water mark.

Oh, believe me, they can be duped time, and time, and time again.  Lucy and the football ain't got jack on the DUmmies.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 67 Rover on August 09, 2013, 09:05:00 AM
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She also claimed to suffer from Celiac disease, diabetes, lactose intolerance, BPD, manic depression, ADHD, and declared her breasts were so spectacular they cause bar fights.


Hmmm. Depending on how spectacular I may be able to overlook the other little transgressions and idiosyncrasies.  :drool:
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: wasp69 on August 09, 2013, 11:18:38 AM

Hmmm. Depending on how spectacular I may be able to overlook the other little transgressions and idiosyncrasies.  :drool:

If there is any one thing I have learned, it is that usually some of the best


(http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/l-Small-Kitten.jpg)


is connected to


(http://semperfelix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Abby-Normal.jpg)


Live, learn, do not repeat the same mistakes...   :-)
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: 67 Rover on August 09, 2013, 11:31:26 AM
If there is any one thing I have learned, it is that usually some of the best


(http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/l-Small-Kitten.jpg)


is connected to


(http://semperfelix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Abby-Normal.jpg)

Live, learn, do not repeat the same mistakes...   :-)


HA HA HA , That is beautiful and needs to be under a Haffenreffer cap.  :rofl:

Forgot to add ^5
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2013, 07:55:04 PM
No way.

That sounds like :jugs:  :yahoo:, but surely it's not.
There's a difference between "spectacular" and "grotesque".

And anyway, she's not around this weekend.

Camping on a riverbank somewhere in Nebraska, I think.
Title: Re: A Bouncy So Bad Even Half The DUmbasses Scoff (With Wal*Mart Goodness!)
Post by: GCBill on August 09, 2013, 11:01:20 PM
Does Katie Vyktoriah have a basketball playing sister in Lincoln, Nebraska?

http://journalstar.com/news/local/judge-rogers-hate-crime-lie-exploded-in-her-face/article_8a527eef-a992-5144-b178-026226bfaa4e.html