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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FiddlingAnt on August 05, 2013, 02:40:57 PM

Title: Warning Labels for Liberals
Post by: FiddlingAnt on August 05, 2013, 02:40:57 PM
Liberals are big supporters of warning labels to keep us from making mistakes.  Sometimes these warning labels are just plain stupid.  For example:

On a child Superman costume:
"WARNING - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a jar of peanut butter:
"Contains Peanuts."

On a coat hanger:
"Do Not Swallow."


I think we need to create warning labels for liberals themselves so voters know what to expect, such as:

* Warning - will cause crushing debt.

* Warning - harmful to unborn children, may contribute to death.

* Warning - may engage in inappropriate behavior and expect to remain in office.

* Warning - will spend your money, your children's money, and your future grandchildren's money. Don't expect to ever see any of it back.

* Warning - harmful to families by promoting programs that encourage divorce, promiscuity, single parenthood, and poverty. Especially harmful to minority families.

What labels for liberals would you like to see?
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
Warning: Computing mechanism not installed.
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 05, 2013, 03:57:52 PM
Warning: Computing mechanism Brain not installed.

There!
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: BadCat on August 05, 2013, 04:19:09 PM
Warning - Installation of Democrat as Head of State will cause world to laugh at you.
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2013, 04:48:46 PM
Warning: May cause societal cancers.

Warning: Emits hazardous fumes when exposed to soap and water.

Warning: Becomes disabled when asked to work.

Warning: Emits tears and other hazardous bodily fluids when not granted every wish.
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: DefiantSix on August 05, 2013, 05:16:31 PM
I think we're trying to re-engineer the wheel, guys. This one warning label has served so well for almost 20 years now...

(http://youplayipray.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/heres-your-sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: Big Dog on August 05, 2013, 06:45:14 PM
(http://winnerscyclegraphics.com/images/KeepBack500_DET.gif)
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: Big Dog on August 05, 2013, 06:47:16 PM
From www.democraticunderground.com:

(http://www.safetysign.com/images/catlog/product/large/F6950.png)
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: J P Sousa on August 05, 2013, 06:51:36 PM
Warning:  Give a liberal a fish, and they will expect one everyday. 

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Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: Big Dog on August 05, 2013, 06:55:24 PM
Warning:  Give a liberal a fish, and they will expect one everyday. 

Give a liberal a fish, and he'll go all the way to the Supreme Court to try to marry it.
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: diesel driver on August 05, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
Warning: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear!
Title: Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 06, 2013, 12:15:39 PM
Warning: May ruin nations.
Title: Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
Post by: Dori on August 06, 2013, 12:31:03 PM
Give a liberal free ice cream and he will complain about the flavor






Title: Re: Warning Labels for Liberals
Post by: Hathcock on August 06, 2013, 12:57:01 PM
 :bouncingidiot: Warning: Does not accept personal responsibility! Elect at your own risk!