Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FiddlingAnt on August 05, 2013, 02:40:57 PM
Title: Warning Labels for Liberals
Post by: FiddlingAnt on August 05, 2013, 02:40:57 PM
Liberals are big supporters of warning labels to keep us from making mistakes. Sometimes these warning labels are just plain stupid. For example:
On a child Superman costume: "WARNING - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a jar of peanut butter: "Contains Peanuts."
On a coat hanger: "Do Not Swallow."
I think we need to create warning labels for liberals themselves so voters know what to expect, such as:
* Warning - will cause crushing debt.
* Warning - harmful to unborn children, may contribute to death.
* Warning - may engage in inappropriate behavior and expect to remain in office.
* Warning - will spend your money, your children's money, and your future grandchildren's money. Don't expect to ever see any of it back.
* Warning - harmful to families by promoting programs that encourage divorce, promiscuity, single parenthood, and poverty. Especially harmful to minority families.
What labels for liberals would you like to see?
Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 05, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
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Title: Re: Waring Labels for Liberals
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 05, 2013, 03:57:52 PM