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Title: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 09:59:35 AM
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Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
1:09 pm, July 31st, 2013
 
MICHAEL PEELING/QMI AGENCY
QMI AGENCY

A paralyzed Arkansas man had one of his testicles eaten by his pet dog while he was asleep.

At 7:45 a.m. Monday, the unnamed 39-year-old Trumann man said he was awakened by a "burning pain" and realized his blood-covered dog had eaten one of his testicles, the police report said.

 (http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/world/archives/2013/07/20130731-130928.html)YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 10:05:44 AM
This was also posted over in CU.

One of the better posts in response:

Why does this paralyzed guy need his balls to begin with?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Revolution on August 02, 2013, 10:51:56 AM
Bad dog! BAD DOG!!!

Holy crap.
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 10:59:40 AM
This was also posted over in CU.

One of the better posts in response:

Why does this paralyzed guy need his balls to begin with?  :rotf:

But he doesn't need then chewed off!
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 01:58:24 PM
num num num num...
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Undies on August 02, 2013, 02:16:38 PM
It must not have tasted very good if he only ate one of them.
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 02, 2013, 02:17:07 PM
Arkansas, huh......Has Hillary been back to Arkansas lately?
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: NHSparky on August 02, 2013, 08:24:32 PM
Now that's just nuts.
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2013, 06:38:17 AM
Hungry like a horse.... you'd have to be.

Look at the new way to wear a hoodie. 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/01/the-man-with-the-132-lb-scrotum-tlc-s-lowest-show-yet.html
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 03, 2013, 06:59:06 AM
Hungry like a horse.... you'd have to be.

Look at the new way to wear a hoodie. 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/01/the-man-with-the-132-lb-scrotum-tlc-s-lowest-show-yet.html

After one gets through the commercial . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2013, 07:33:14 AM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: Hathcock on August 03, 2013, 07:46:48 AM
Sounds like he should have fed the dog more often
Title: Re: Dog eats paralyzed Arkansas man's testicle
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 03, 2013, 08:48:53 AM
:lmao:

 :-*

Thank you, milady!