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Title: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: franksolich on August 02, 2013, 09:46:26 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023390352

Oh my.

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Stinky The Clown (51,822 posts)    Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:41 PM

As Rhode Island and Minnesota join the evolved states, some thoughts.

Today, Rhode Island and Minnesota, reflecting the will of the majority of their respective citizenry, granted a basic human right to every one of their citizens. I confess to not having been aware that this was about to happen. When I heard this morning that it had, one of the very first thoughts that crossed my mind, quite on its own without any conscious effort to consider such things, that this was another measure of deep fracture in our society.
 
At that moment it was clear. In addition to red and blue states, in addition to union and right to work states, in addition to so many other clear, obvious, definable fissures, we now have what can rightly be termed Inclusion States and Exclusion States. In one group, things are a dreary gray derived of binary black and white thinking and black and white beliefs. In the other group, things are bright and cheerful, as can be noted by their veritable rainbow of acceptance and recognition.
 
The fact that states can *still* constitutionally endorse clear discrimination shows how little we, as a country, have evolved. This needs to become a federal matter.

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customerserviceguy (15,258 posts)    Thu Aug 1, 2013, 11:45 PM

1. Not quite yet

Let the other states continue to evolve, surely seeing that the states that embrace equal marriage are not falling off into the sea will embolden the progressive forces in the states where it is possible to effect change, and weaken those who warn of divine retribution.
 
Yes, there are some states that will never see the light, but we need to wait until they are clearly in a small minority before we stomp on their antiquated notions of what a marriage is.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: jukin on August 02, 2013, 11:02:45 AM
After the evil democrat party gets gay marriage, what do you think will be there next perversion they force on decent and civilized people?

My bet is pedophilia.  Look how they idolize Roman Polanski and NAMBLA.

Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Bad Dog on August 02, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
After the evil democrat party gets gay marriage, what do you think will be there next perversion they force on decent and civilized people?

My bet is pedophilia.  Look how they idolize Roman Polanski and NAMBLA.



I think they should try smaller steps.  I have to check with Obamazonbie to see if scrotum inflation is a basic human right.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: 67 Rover on August 02, 2013, 12:24:19 PM
After the evil democrat party gets gay marriage, what do you think will be there next perversion they force on decent and civilized people?

My bet is pedophilia.  Look how they idolize Roman Polanski and NAMBLA.



Beastiality, here in mASSachusetts there is a congressman introducing legislation to decriminalize beastiality.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 02, 2013, 02:34:07 PM
Beastiality, here in mASSachusetts there is a congressman introducing legislation to decriminalize beastiality.

Rabies and Distemper: The next STD's brought to humans by the sex crazed immoral leftist.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 02, 2013, 02:37:09 PM
One person's evolution is another's degeneration.  Only time will tell which one is right, but my money isn't on 'Evolution' in this one.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: diesel driver on August 02, 2013, 02:38:04 PM
Rabies and Distemper: The next STD's brought to humans by the sex crazed immoral leftist.

This could be a good thing.

"Thin the herd", so to speak.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Aristotelian on August 02, 2013, 04:02:04 PM
Please don't tell me that Stinky wants to 'marry' a 'husband' so that he can abandon him as well.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: dutch508 on August 02, 2013, 04:04:29 PM
Did the Dude get kicked out by his Mistress?

Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: franksolich on August 02, 2013, 04:14:55 PM
Did the Dude get kicked out by his Mistress?

No, he still clings to his worthless airhead bubblehead trophy wife.

But she's his second wife.

The old dude had been married once before, to a woman who gave him the best years of her life, but then as she got older and stouter and grew a little bit of hair on her upper lip, he dumped her for fresher meat.

Man, talk about ingratitude.

I hope he's been having to pay through the nose, for alimony.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: USA4ME on August 02, 2013, 06:07:13 PM
Quote from:
husb2sparkly

When I heard this morning that it had, one of the very first thoughts that crossed my mind, quite on its own without any conscious effort to consider such things, that this was another measure of deep fracture in our society.

Dude, morality and immorality have always been at war, you idiot. You're on the side of immorality. You have your reward.

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Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2013, 06:47:40 PM
After the evil democrat party gets gay marriage, what do you think will be there next perversion they force on decent and civilized people?

My bet is pedophilia.  Look how they idolize Roman Polanski and NAMBLA.



Polygamy and polyandry.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Delmar on August 03, 2013, 05:56:46 AM
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Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)Thu Aug 1, 2013, 11:45 PM
customerserviceguy (15,267 posts)
1. Not quite yet

Let the other states continue to evolve, surely seeing that the states that embrace equal marriage are not falling off into the sea will embolden the progressive forces in the states where it is possible to effect change, and weaken those who warn of divine retribution.

Yes, there are some states that will never see the light, but we need to wait until they are clearly in a small minority before we stomp on their antiquated notions of what a marriage is.

That is how leftists deal with their opposition when they are in power--they stomp on them. 
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Carl on August 03, 2013, 06:37:55 AM
After the evil democrat party gets gay marriage, what do you think will be there next perversion they force on decent and civilized people?

My bet is pedophilia.  Look how they idolize Roman Polanski and NAMBLA.



I am not sure there will be a major "next" right away.
First there will be a couple of generations of telling the queers endlessly how put upon they were,how much society owes them and how it should pay them back.
Pretty much what they are doing now with minorities.

I don't think the Al Sharptons of the world will appreciate losing their lead place at the gov gravy train line for a bunch of mewling,prissy white boys though.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Splashdown on August 03, 2013, 07:10:58 AM
One person's evolution is another's degeneration.  Only time will tell which one is right, but my money isn't on 'Evolution' in this one.

Wouldn't gay marriage be the exact opposite of evolution? I mean, nothing (except a few disgusting mental images) is actually produced.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Big Dog on August 03, 2013, 07:38:53 AM
Stinky the Dude ate too many turds from the cat box, and it has affected his brain.

Homosexuality does not produce offspring, so nothing related to it can be "evolutionary". 

Same sex marriage does not perpetuate our species, so it's not "evolutionary".

More accurately, it is "counter-evolutionary".
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: Big Dog on August 03, 2013, 07:39:49 AM
Wouldn't gay marriage be the exact opposite of evolution? I mean, nothing (except a few disgusting mental images) is actually produced.

I should have read ahead. GMTA.
Title: Re: the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude evolves
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 03, 2013, 07:41:55 AM
Wouldn't gay marriage be the exact opposite of evolution? I mean, nothing (except a few disgusting mental images) is actually produced.

It's certainly a biological dead end, but humans are social animals and our societal constructs have a life of their own that spans and outlasts many, many biological generations, which is what Stink4Brains is really talking about when he says 'Evolution.'