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Title: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
who brought the party favors?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:41:16 PM
who brought the party favors?


this is surreal. I feel like I am at a high school reunion. :-) Good to see your ass.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:41:27 PM
They seem to be over here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.msg1112894.html
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:42:06 PM
first of all, you've never seen my ass.  you were tied up and blindfolded.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:42:50 PM
They seem to be over here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.msg1112894.html

OMG, Chris!  good to see you again.  I hope all is well.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Thor on August 01, 2013, 10:43:04 PM
W/B Stranger!!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:43:52 PM
OMG, Chris!  good to see you again.  I hope all is well.
I put my 40 hours in at the salt mines and I come here to unwind.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:44:04 PM
W/B Stranger!!

well, this is a blast from the past.

good to hear from ya, pal!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
They seem to be over here: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.msg1112894.html

Traffic cop... :lmao:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:44:45 PM
I put my 40 hours in at the salt mines and I come here to unwind.

so . . . pretty much the same, then?  lol

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:45:40 PM
Traffic cop... :lmao:

they know what a WE/Schad thread turns into . . . .

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:45:41 PM
What is the common tie that binds?  :naughty:

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
so . . . pretty much the same, then?  lol


That, and then some. 
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:46:45 PM
they know what a WE/Schad thread turns into . . . .



Turns into a short trip to the short bus...all I need to do is dredge up a panty pic and we'll be quarantined.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:47:34 PM
What is the common tie that binds?  :naughty:



panties.

that's what I usually use.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:51:08 PM
panties.

that's what I usually use.

There are some leg pictures in the 50 schades thread.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:51:13 PM
Turns into a short trip to the short bus...all I need to do is dredge up a panty pic and we'll be quarantined.


it turns out that being "quarantined" is infinitely preferable to the other options.

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 10:53:00 PM
There are some leg pictures in the 50 schades thread.  :naughty:

leg pictures are like watching the playboy channel..  all thrust, no vector.



Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:58:03 PM
leg pictures are like watching the playboy channel..  all thrust, no vector.





Oh go see... her legs go all the way up to her butt and make an ass out of themselves!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:00:10 PM
Oh go see... her legs go all the way up to her butt and make an ass out of themselves!


this is outrageous.  you tempt me over here for foreplay, and all you have is leg pics?

I am seriously disappointed in you.

out threads used to ROCK.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:02:11 PM
smh

(I would include a sassy gif of some modern person shaking their head, but my skills are rusty)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:02:31 PM
I keep hearing about these panty pics... I feel  deprived
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:06:07 PM
this is outrageous.  you tempt me over here for foreplay, and all you have is leg pics?

I am seriously disappointed in you.

out threads used to ROCK.

They still rock... people just need to let their hair down.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:23:15 PM
WE, don't disappear. You are my inspiration. You and BEG. Well, you, BEG, and hathcock (for obviousl reasons).
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:32:30 PM
WE, don't disappear. You are my inspiration. You and BEG. Well, you, BEG, and hathcock (for obviousl reasons).

here I is!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:33:16 PM
WE, don't disappear. You are my inspiration. You and BEG. Well, you, BEG, and hathcock (for obviousl reasons).

keep it up, heathcock.  Gods need to be worshipped.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:34:37 PM
here I is!

I am glad.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:34:46 PM
They still rock... people just need to let their hair down.

provocative commentary always substituted for hair.  let down or otherwise.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:35:17 PM
I am glad.

so, back to the panties . . . .
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:36:35 PM
 :bow:
keep it up, heathcock.  Gods need to be worshipped.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:36:58 PM
so, back to the panties . . . .

You may have missed it. I deleted a lot of the pics in a panty purging episode. I didn't want to risk a weiner. No, not what you may think.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:37:45 PM
 :practicepreach:
so, back to the panties . . . .
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:38:32 PM
I was referring to Schad, but I guess that translated.  oddly.  but enough
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:39:47 PM
You may have missed it. I deleted a lot of the pics in a panty purging episode. I didn't want to risk a weiner. No, not what you may think.  :thatsright:

avoiding a weiner is totally not your style.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:40:55 PM
You may have missed it. I deleted a lot of the pics in a panty purging episode. I didn't want to risk a weiner. No, not what you may think.  :thatsright:

well then it's time to make more
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:41:30 PM
avoiding a weiner is totally not your style.

Heavens... no....

my belly hurts me now.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:42:36 PM
well then it's time to make more

you can't force the panty pics.  you coax them.  you tease them out.

is this your first time on al gore's internet?

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:42:47 PM
WE, I went brunette for awhile. I didn't like it. They're boring.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:43:19 PM
you can't force the panty pics.  you coax them.  you tease them out.

is this your first time on al gore's internet?



Hathcock is only 37.  :lmao:

I love you Hathcock, I am just funning!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:43:34 PM
Heavens... no....

my belly hurts me now.

two options:

call 911, or talk to me.

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:44:11 PM
you can't force the panty pics.  you coax them.  you tease them out.

is this your first time on al gore's internet?



I didn't realize anyone here was shy...
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:44:55 PM
WE, I went brunette for awhile. I didn't like it. They're boring.  :lmao:

I saw it.  I found it boring, as well.

something that you are NOT;  usual.

brunette never fit you
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:45:03 PM
Hathcock is only 37.  :lmao:

I love you Hathcock, I am just funning!

I love you too Schadie
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:45:33 PM
two options:

call 911, or talk to me.



I owe you a call, it has been a few years. I do have to go to bed because I work for the man... and he can be such as sissy bitch at times.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:45:46 PM
I didn't realize anyone here was shy...

see? there we go.

this thread will keep the mods up all night if we do it right.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:46:29 PM
I owe you a call, it has been a few years. I do have to go to bed because I work for the man... and he can be such as sissy bitch at times.

as it turns out, the man is a total *****.

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:46:31 PM
I love you too Schadie

Nitey nite punkin.  :-)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:47:17 PM
see? there we go.

this thread will keep the mods up all night if we do it right.

who needs to sleep!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:47:40 PM
I owe you a call, it has been a few years. I do have to go to bed because I work for the man... and he can be such as sissy bitch at times.

give me another hour.  trust me
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:49:08 PM
Nitey nite punkin.  :-)

night darling
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 11:50:32 PM
give me another hour.  trust me

You know I would if I could.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:51:02 PM
We are you in the fb cave as well?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:54:29 PM
night darling

quitter!

tune in to the proper radio station in the morning.

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 11:56:51 PM
I'm still here! ;-)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: obumazombie on August 02, 2013, 02:10:18 AM
G'nite Johnboy !
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: jtyangel on August 02, 2013, 06:45:42 AM
WE, I went brunette for awhile. I didn't like it. They're boring.  :lmao:

BEG will have your head for such sacrilege...
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2013, 07:18:01 AM
BEG will have your head for such sacrilege...

Maybe I was the one who was boring.  :???: All I know is that I had to work a lot harder to be funny.  :p
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 07:40:56 AM
 :naughty: ever thought about being a redhead?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: jtyangel on August 02, 2013, 07:58:06 AM
Maybe I was the one who was boring.  :???: All I know is that I had to work a lot harder to be funny.  :p

It's not work being you. You my sweet schade are you...thank God:)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: jtyangel on August 02, 2013, 08:00:16 AM
:naughty: ever thought about being a redhead?

No that would be breaking the trinity...beg is brunette. Schade is blond. I am red. It would be a three legged table with one leg longer then the other. Or missing entirely. I'm tearing up just thinking about it... Schade? ;)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 08:19:41 AM
No that would be breaking the trinity...beg is brunette. Schade is blond. I am red. It would be a three legged table with one leg longer then the other. Or missing entirely. I'm tearing up just thinking about it... Schade? ;)

Yes we don't want to mess up that delicate balance!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2013, 08:20:30 AM
No that would be breaking the trinity...beg is brunette. Schade is blond. I am red. It would be a three legged table with one leg longer then the other. Or missing entirely. I'm tearing up just thinking about it... Schade? ;)

You're right! And now you have me thinking about tables... countertops....  :-)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2013, 08:21:26 AM
:naughty: ever thought about being a redhead?

I am not sure I have the coloring for a redhead. I am definitely germanic blonde.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: dutch508 on August 02, 2013, 08:23:36 AM
I am not sure I have the coloring for a redhead. I am definitely germanic blonde.

Stay blonde, dear.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 08:27:59 AM
I am not sure I have the coloring for a redhead. I am definitely germanic blonde.

a very beautiful Germanic blonde at that...
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: wasp69 on August 02, 2013, 09:39:05 AM
who brought the party favors?

Well I'll be damned...

How the **** are, you rotten bastard?   :-)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wineslob on August 02, 2013, 09:40:43 AM
I am not sure I have the coloring for a redhead. I am definitely germanic blonde.


Yes, yes she is.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 10:24:05 AM

Yes, yes she is.

And you know that precisely how?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 10:24:40 AM
a very beautiful Germanic blonde at that...

Stop drooling. You're getting the mess all over the place.  :hammer:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
Stop drooling. You're getting the mess all over the place.  :hammer:

Sorry let me clean that up...  :drool:
Title: Re: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2013, 11:04:41 AM
Wow, another fun thread! 8)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Wineslob on August 02, 2013, 12:21:36 PM
And you know that precisely how?


There were....................certain pics posted at our old home............. :naughty:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 01:06:08 PM
I was wondering if we could see a photograph of Schade.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 01:27:21 PM
I was wondering if we could see a photograph of Schade.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.345.html
 pg 24 half way down
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 01:32:19 PM
All I get is a big blank box with a tiny nothing-something in the middle of it. And I can't get to it on Imageshack, either.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 01:37:21 PM
All I get is a big blank box with a tiny nothing-something in the middle of it. And I can't get to it on Imageshack, either.

It was epic!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
This is the PG version
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 01:38:58 PM
It was epic!

Damn! Why can't I see it?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 02, 2013, 01:41:06 PM
Thanks, Hathcock! Now I see what all y'all are talking about!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: obumazombie on August 02, 2013, 01:46:31 PM
Just think of Debbie Harry only prettier, but with the same...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUAmWCox5fs[/youtube]

Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 01:47:02 PM
 :drool:
Thanks, Hathcock! Now I see what all y'all are talking about!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 06:05:22 PM
:drool:

Get a mop! Room! Whatever!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Undies on August 02, 2013, 06:43:04 PM
first of all, you've never seen my ass. 

We've all seen your ass, metaphorically speaking.  :p
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 03, 2013, 06:34:58 AM
We've all seen your ass, metaphorically speaking.  :p

I remember the hilarious exchanges between WE and Undies at the old home, feels right to see them once again.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 03, 2013, 02:46:49 PM
Get a mop! Room! Whatever!

I'll go for the room!
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Thor on August 05, 2013, 12:02:44 AM
I am not sure I have the coloring for a redhead. I am definitely germanic blonde.

You told me that you were Polish!!!   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: thundley4 on August 05, 2013, 12:20:25 AM
You told me that you were Polish!!!   :popcorn:

She meant that she is polished.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Airwolf on August 05, 2013, 12:21:09 AM
I suppose that I could look into the deep dark past and find a picture or two... Or maybe I could be bribed not to post them.....
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 05, 2013, 09:00:04 AM
I suppose that I could look into the deep dark past and find a picture or two... Or maybe I could be bribed not to post them.....

What shall we start the bidding at?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 05, 2013, 09:53:30 AM
You told me that you were Polish!!!   :popcorn:

I may portray myself as purebred, but Polish/German make up for half of me, the other half is general european stuff.  :p
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 05, 2013, 09:55:38 AM
I may portray myself as purebred, but Polish/German make up for half of me, the other half is general european stuff.  :p

Any Swedish in you?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 05, 2013, 10:32:43 AM
want some?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 05, 2013, 10:38:26 AM
want some?

I was gonna add that, but then I remembered that discretion was the better part of valor! You have NO idea of how close I came to doing it!  :bolt:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 05, 2013, 10:45:17 AM
This is the lounge... there is no discretion here.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: CG6468 on August 05, 2013, 10:50:42 AM
This is the lounge... there is no discretion here.  :lmao:

That's about the only thing I have left in my life!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Airwolf on August 06, 2013, 12:25:23 PM
What shall we start the bidding at?

400 Quatloos?
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: DefiantSix on August 06, 2013, 01:12:37 PM
400 Quatloos?

I'll see your 400 Quatloos, and raise you 3 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: Hathcock on August 06, 2013, 01:18:33 PM
I'll see your 400 Quatloos, and raise you 3 bars of gold-pressed latinum.

I'll see your 3 bars of gold pressed latinum and raise you 500 bitcoin.
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 06, 2013, 06:42:58 PM
I'll see your 3 bars of gold pressed latinum and raise you 500 bitcoin.

How 'bout one of these?

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4897195819270856&pid=1.7&w=234&h=150&c=7&rs=1)
Title: Re: Some blonde chick told me there was a party here . . . .
Post by: obumazombie on August 06, 2013, 07:24:32 PM
I may portray myself as purebred, but Polish/German make up for half of me, the other half is general european stuff.  :p

If you're talking about half, what about 50% ?...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeert_often-an-orphan-scene_news (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xeert_often-an-orphan-scene_news)