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Current Events => Political Ammunition => Topic started by: Rebel on June 18, 2008, 10:00:40 AM

Title: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2008, 10:00:40 AM
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

They need to add one more to it:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/betterplanet/2008/06/17/rotten-tomatoes-caused-by-climate-change/
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 18, 2008, 10:48:08 AM
Acne causes global warming too? Stridex should jump on the Goracle's bandwagon if that's the case. LOL
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2008, 03:32:22 PM
Solution-generate more global cooling gases-Just eat a lot of beans for lunch, then fart at the dinner table, see if you don't get the cold shoulder.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on June 20, 2008, 06:24:23 PM
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

They need to add one more to it:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/betterplanet/2008/06/17/rotten-tomatoes-caused-by-climate-change/
It's in there now.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Thor on June 25, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
One of the entries is the I-35W bridge collapse. I suppose the author has forgotten (or didn't KNOW) that 1988 was one of the hottest summers up there. 1995 was also unusually hot. Temps reached 105 in 1988. Last summer wasn't all that warm.

No, the major cause was that the bridge was improperly designed for the amount of traffic it carried. Of course, traffic has more than doubled since that bridge was built, not to mention heavier truck traffic loads. Couple that with all of the chemicals used for de-icing and we have a disaster waiting to happen. There will be more bridge failures in the metro areas because our bridges are in SAD shape.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 03, 2008, 12:53:59 PM
Add one more:

Flat Panel TV's (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/03/2293369.htm?section=justin)

At what point do morons start realizing this is nothing but a f'n joke?  :whatever:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 03, 2008, 01:55:15 PM
Charlotte temperature hits 123-year low (http://www.charlotte.com/news/story/695929.html)

 :overreaction:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 14, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
One more:

Global warming may increase kidney stones: researchers (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080714210823.ys7a8mb8&show_article=1)

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Wineslob on July 15, 2008, 03:12:52 PM
OMG! GLOWBALLS WARMING IS CAUSED BY...........................GLOWBALLS WARMING!   :ohnoes:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 18, 2008, 07:41:15 AM
EPA: Global Warming Poses Health Threat, Poor and Elderly at Increased Risk

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385547,00.html

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 26, 2008, 01:37:23 AM
http://www.adn.com/life/story/473786.html
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 26, 2008, 06:21:05 PM
This whole Global Warming is no different with people who feared evil spirits for their problems. Just replace it with Global Warming. They blame Global Warming for everything. By their thinking, I should blame the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War on Global Warming. Well, it is a war of extreme greed on the rabbit's part.

Earth's climate is ALWAYS going to change no MATTER WHAT. We have cool and warm phases because of combination of Earth's axis position, ocean current, and continental drifts. The Gulf Stream is what keeps most of Europe milder despite the fact they are at the same latitude as Canada, which much colder. We can't change our climate, only at the local level, but that is due to concrete heat island affect.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Inga on July 26, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
I couldn't have said it any better. Ptarmigan you definitely have a way with words,. I'm siding with the bunny killer.  . ::)
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Chris_ on July 26, 2008, 09:12:12 PM
I am not buying into this list until they add "post nasal drip."
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Chris_ on July 26, 2008, 09:15:34 PM
I am not buying into this list until they add "post nasal drip."


Afrin has a nasty tendency to be habit-forming.  Don't use it.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 26, 2008, 09:31:55 PM
I am not buying into this list until they add "post nasal drip."


Afrin has a nasty tendency to be habit-forming.  Don't use it.

Just sayin'.

Yeah, they all are, biologically. They get the blood vessels to start relying on it.
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 29, 2008, 03:15:05 PM
Add one more:

Flat Panel TV's (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/03/2293369.htm?section=justin)

At what point do morons start realizing this is nothing but a f'n joke?  :whatever:

Ummm, never?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Global Warming-The List
Post by: Rebel on July 31, 2008, 03:22:10 PM
Global Warming causes more male fish. (http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1827881,00.html)