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Title: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Scoobie on June 18, 2008, 09:48:47 AM: ....it almost blinds you putting it on..... :lmao: :lmao:

Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Associated Press

A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.

Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

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Linky Here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html)
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 09:56:08 AM: You're too old to wear a thong if it sags in the back.
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 18, 2008, 10:06:07 AM: Hit her in the eye??? What? Was she wearing it on her HEAD????
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: CactusCarlos on June 18, 2008, 11:17:37 AM: Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 18, 2008, 10:06:07 AM
Hit her in the eye??? What? Was she wearing it on her HEAD????

:rotf:

H5
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: mamacags on June 18, 2008, 11:59:33 AM: :picsneeded:
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 12:09:30 PM: Quote from: mamacags on June 18, 2008, 11:59:33 AM
:picsneeded:

(http://i27.tinypic.com/33jtypv.jpg)
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2008, 12:17:45 PM: Thongs should come with a warning label.

"DO NOT TRY TO STRETCH THONG OVER AN ELEPHANTS ASS"
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Miss Mia on June 18, 2008, 12:32:16 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2008, 12:17:45 PM
Thongs should come with a warning label.

"DO NOT TRY TO STRETCH THONG OVER AN ELEPHANTS ASS"

:lmao:
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Airwolf on June 18, 2008, 03:42:01 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 18, 2008, 12:17:45 PM
Thongs should come with a warning label.

"DO NOT TRY TO STRETCH THONG OVER AN ELEPHANTS ASS"

Do you know how many web sites would lose traffic if people followed that advice?
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 19, 2008, 09:38:05 AM: (http://roommomsgonewild.kleymeyer.com/pics/cartoon-thong.jpg)
Title: Re: You Know You're Too Old To Wear A Thong When.....
Post by: Miss Mia on June 19, 2008, 10:04:04 AM: This lady and her lawyer were on MSNBC this morning. I only caught part of them while I was getting ready for work.