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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: FiddlingAnt on July 29, 2013, 02:05:28 PM

Title: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: FiddlingAnt on July 29, 2013, 02:05:28 PM

Have you ever noticed that popular truck names have a conservative ring to them?

For example:

Chevrolet Silverado
Dodge Dakota
Dodge Ram 2500
Ford F-250
Ford Ranger
Honda Ridgeline
Nissan Titan
Toyota Tundra

From a marketing perspective a truck's name is suppose to sell "Rugged," "Hard Working," "Tough." These are all words associated with conservatives.

If you were going to market trucks to liberals, what names would have more appeal?

Chevrolet Silver-handout
Dodge Acorn
Dodge Donkey 100 (hybrid)
Ford FU
Ford Yonkers
Honda Cokeline
Nissan Union Official
Toyota Protected Swampland

Can you think of any other good names for trucks for liberals?

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 29, 2013, 03:21:39 PM

I'd suggest the Metrosexual for them, except Geo already tied up half of it.

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: obumazombie on July 29, 2013, 04:57:20 PM

Fiat Unicorn.

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 29, 2013, 08:25:16 PM

The Travon Skittles. "This wax job is for Travon!"

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: obumazombie on July 29, 2013, 09:51:14 PM

The AMC Scandal.

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: Delmar on July 29, 2013, 10:05:39 PM

Quote

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY[/youtube]

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: Zathras on July 30, 2013, 08:59:00 AM

Quote from: obumazombie on July 29, 2013, 04:57:20 PM

Fiat Unicorn.

Hey, they already have the Fiat Panda, so why not a Unicorn. They are SO FLUFFY after all...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OgHC8gDpzQ[/youtube]

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2013, 11:09:20 AM

How about the Nissan Knob-gobbler?

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 30, 2013, 02:01:53 PM

I'm surprised we don't have teh gheys lined up around the block to drive the Peter(built) Puffer.  :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: thundley4 on July 30, 2013, 07:15:48 PM

What about the Jeep Brokeback Mountaineer?

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: obumazombie on July 30, 2013, 07:41:55 PM

International Harvester DUmp truck.

Title: Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 31, 2013, 08:31:55 AM

H5, thundley4!   :-)