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Title: Great summary! Totally accurate, factual, and to the point.
Post by: CG6468 on July 28, 2013, 04:38:08 AM

From an email............

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Great summary!  Totally accurate, factual, and to the point.
 
For those who did not follow the trial, here is a brief summary, compiled from CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and Al Sharpton's insider news reports:
 
·         Eighth grade honor student Trayvon Martin is walking home from church, eager to do his homework.

·         Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman is driving around in his pickup truck with Confederate flag license plate and decals.

·         Zimmerman spots Martin in the dark by the light glowing from the little boy’s halo.

·         The Klansman takes chase, hunting Trayvon down like a dog.

·         The budding football star nearly outruns the racist, but he stops when he comes to a “Do Not Enter” sign.

·         Unwilling to disobey a lawful sign, he turns to face his attacker.

·         The child attempts to reason with his attacker, but the illiterate power-mad cop-wannabe is not inclined to listen to reason, or pleas for compassion.

·         Despite numerous specific orders from police officers to not leave his vehicle, Zimmerman exits his truck and says, “Any last words, nigga?”

·         â€œPraise Jesus.  God bless you, Sir,” replies the helpless youngster.

·         Zimmerman drags the future Nobel Peace Prize winner on top of him.

·         A witness sees the youngster repeatedly swinging his arms, apparently attempting to make the sign of the cross.

·         â€œWhite-Hispanic Power!” screams Zimmerman, as he empties the high-capacity clip loaded with armor-piercing hollow-point bullets from his semi-automatic assault pistol.

·         Zimmerman then fiendishly punches himself in the face, breaking his nose, and repeatedly bangs his head on the sidewalk while screaming “Help me!  Help me!” which obviously is a secret racist code for “Heil Hitler.”

·         When he is finished murdering Martin, Zimmerman gets back into his gas-guzzling, globe-warming pickup truck and makes his escape.

·         The last thing poor Trayvon sees before he dies is the “Bush-Cheney 2004” bumper sticker.

Title: Re: Great summary! Totally accurate, factual, and to the point.
Post by: Freeper on July 28, 2013, 01:28:34 PM

Not far from the truth of how this has been portrayed.

Title: Re: Great summary! Totally accurate, factual, and to the point.
Post by: obumazombie on July 28, 2013, 01:30:33 PM

When libs are desperate to advance their agenda, they can't be patient for the proper crisis to come along.

Title: Re: Great summary! Totally accurate, factual, and to the point.
Post by: biersmythe on July 28, 2013, 02:27:22 PM

yep that's the story I saw on all the networks....isn't it?  :lmao: