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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 27, 2013, 06:10:46 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/11471514
Oh my.
The hypochondrial primitive, who's had every affliction and ailment known to mankind:
mopinko (39,861 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 12:12 AM
i doubt the people looking for support in this SUPPORT group are interested in crack pot medical advice. i know i am not. if you want that kind of info the health forum, which is the proper place to discuss symptoms and treatments, if full of that sort of thing. or there is alternative healing, too.
i intend to alert on them in the future. they make this forum useless. and aggravating as hell.
Ugly butts in, admitting she's sick:
Warpy (70,440 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 12:27 AM
1. This forum has been pretty good about discouraging the wooheads that occasionally wander in here since we're all too damned sick to use anything but real medicine.
They might post nonsense once but they rarely come back to do it twice.
mopinko (39,861 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 11:15 AM
2. we shoulda put that in the sop.
magnesium flakes ferchrissakes.
otohara (21,814 posts) Wed Jul 3, 2013, 02:53 PM
3. No Need to Be Coy
Alert me - do it now, because apparently taking control of ones health is not welcome in this forum according to you!
Magnesium is Vital for Good Health
after which follows a monstrously long post, too long to quote here
Wasn't it an overdose of magnesium tablets to cure her runny bowels the reason Grandma Judy, the addled pie-and-jam primitive, ended up in the emergency room of the hospital, resulting in her life's story, illustrated, being published here in the DUmpster two summers ago?
cally (20,342 posts) Sun Jul 21, 2013, 10:54 AM
6. I've had three different doctors recommend magnesuium to me
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mopinko (39,861 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 12:12 AM
i doubt the people looking for support in this SUPPORT group are interested in crack pot medical advice. i know i am not. if you want that kind of info the health forum, which is the proper place to discuss symptoms and treatments, if full of that sort of thing. or there is alternative healing, too.
i intend to alert on them in the future. they make this forum useless. and aggravating as hell.
That's an odd statement considering practically every thread in that forum discusses symptoms and treatment.
Mopinko the hypochondriac isn't at all interested in treatment for his imaginary afflictions. He wants attention and a government check.
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Mopinko isn't a "he". She's a beefy tattooed DUmpette who bitches nonstop about every affliction known to the human race. Coach claims she even suffers from prostate problems.
Mopinko
blech. carpal tunnel
not the worst thing in the world, but shit.
saw my rheumie today for an overdue recheck. have fibro, asthma, gerd, autoimmune thyroiditis, central apnea. have had persistent trouble with a couple fingers since i had 2 cervical discs herniate. (several years ago) got them fused, but the fingers are still hypersensitive.
the neck still bothers me fairly regularly, and the wrists get sore when they are fatigued. lately waking up with tingling, pain and stiffness.
so, doc wrote an order for splints to sleep with. i suppose they are going to torture me with several ineffective treatments before they do surgery. like always.
sigh. not that big a deal after years of trouble with the fingers. but shit. if i thought for sure he was right, i might not be quite as depressed. but i have as much trouble in my neck as my wrists.
more questions, more tests, more appointments. just when i thought i could live with feeling like shit if i could just stay away from the docs. but they don't give you any pills if you don't see the doc.
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That's an odd statement considering practically every thread in that forum discusses symptoms and treatment.
Mopinko the hypochondriac isn't at all interested in treatment for his imaginary afflictions. He wants attention and a government check.
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/mpinko.jpg)
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Warpy (70,440 posts) Sun Jun 30, 2013, 12:27 AM
1. This forum has been pretty good about discouraging the wooheads that occasionally wander in here since we're all too damned sick to use anything but real medicine.
Translation: "Give me those pills, they are a few of my favorite things!"
My apologies to Julie Andrews:
Opiods, steroids,
and antidepressants,
Brown paper packages filled with benzodiazepines,
These are a few of my favorite pills!
When the Cave bites,
when the ATF stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite pills,
and then I don't feel so bad!
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Good one, BattleHymn, sir.
Awesome.
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I find it interesting that the mopinko primitive, who sells crumpled up newspaper, bits of plaster, and other pieces of garbage she calls art, would be so critical of primitives who label alternative cures and herbs as medicine.
Her 'art' is no closer to being real art than the alternative and herbal cure primitive's 'medicine' is to being prescription drugs.
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I find it interesting that the mopinko primitive, who sells crumpled up newspaper, bits of plaster, and other pieces of garbage she calls art, would be so critical of primitives who label alternative cures and herbs as medicine.
Her 'art' is no closer to being real art than the alternative and herbal cure primitive's 'medicine' is to being prescription drugs.
The hefty hypochondrial primitive doesn't think much of "alternative medicines" because they're not just narcotics that one swallows.
A lot of primitives think that way. They want the narcotics, not the healing.
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A lot of primitives think that way. They want the narcotics, not the healing.
Just like the democrat party, who if they actually cured people of their poverty, their voter base would disappear; if the primitives were actually cured of what sickness ailed them, their drug supply would dry up.
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Suck two turds out of my asshole and call me in the morning.
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Please primitives take all the magnesium you can get your grubby little paws on.