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Title: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2013, 11:24:19 AM
I can't decide if all these homely DUmpettes are bragging about being desirable, or complaining about the louts who would send such trash. Then again, for nearly all these women, a lout is about the best they can do:
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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:07 AM
BainsBane (13,627 posts)

Question for the Women of DU
Women of DU, married, single or in between, have you ever had a man send you a picture of his Anthony Weiner via twitter, email, text, etc. . .?
I'm afraid I have to answer yes, more times than I can count, and always unsolicited.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023336140
And after this, she posts photos of her monstrous boobs at the DUmp.


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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:12 AM
Le Taz Hot (14,971 posts)

1. It's been awhile
but yes -- completely unsolicited. My response: "EWWWW!" Why? Because we're women and, let's face it, we can go out and get the real thing pretty much anytime we want. At least that was the way it was when I was young and single and good-lookin'.



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Response to Le Taz Hot (Reply #1)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:15 AM
BainsBane (13,627 posts)

3. Many seem exceptionally proud of their Anthony Weiners
and love to share photos of them widely. I find that pattern has nothing to do with size or shape either.



DUmmy darkangelnumbers, a mainstay of the DUmp loony bin:
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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:14 AM
darkangel218 (5,847 posts)

And none of them got another date.

It was clear what/the only thing they were after.



Which part of the anatomy is most important to the grotesque DUmmy BanesBane?
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Response to darkangel218 (Reply #4)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:17 AM
BainsBane (13,627 posts)

6. Yeah, if I'm going to see something
I much prefer his chest. A face is most important, of course.

Surprise!!


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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:21 AM
Skittles (88,354 posts)

8. F*** no
I do not date creeps

Or anyone else.


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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:38 AM
LadyHawkAZ (4,228 posts)

12. Yep


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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 03:04 AM
silverweb (13,206 posts)

18. Once, about 15 years ago.
I never knew who it was or how he got my email.



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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 03:14 AM
HipChick (10,447 posts)

21. Yes..too many times
however I am handy with Photoshop, and send something back to them to deflate their ego



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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 03:50 AM
phylny (2,897 posts)

31. Yes - at Christmas, with an ornament hanging from it.
I kid you not, and I'm married. Former lover.


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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 03:50 AM
Lucinda (17,035 posts)

32. Yep.


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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 04:44 AM
bravenak (685 posts)

34. Does in person unsolicited viewings count?
I can't even think of how many times that happens.



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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 06:29 AM
MerryBlooms (2,111 posts)

35. Yes, many times. edit to add- on the old Yahoo! boards it was common and Yahoo!
made it so difficult to report abuse, I just chose to leave.

None of that sort of mischief here on DU.



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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 07:10 AM
malaise (108,408 posts)

37. Thankfully
Never

Wonder why that is.


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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 09:21 AM
bunnies (10,919 posts)

46. Yes. In the late 90's when I used to "chat" online...
Id get them ALL the time.



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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 11:44 AM
Neoma (9,221 posts)

84. Yes.
I'm a victim of a few Internet pedophiles, looking back at it. I don't really feel much of a victim, but there you go...people take advantage of lonely horny teenagers to get off.

You may recall that DUmmy Neoma is a severely ill lunatic.



Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: franksolich on July 25, 2013, 11:30:35 AM
Wow.

Dear old sweet Lu's been sent pictures by perverts?
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: jukin on July 25, 2013, 12:10:11 PM
I see balls bouncing everywhere.

Seriously how bad off must a guy be to send a Weiner pick to the beasts at the DUmp?

Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2013, 12:15:10 PM
I see balls bouncing everywhere.

Seriously how bad off must a guy be to send a Weiner pick to the beasts at the DUmp?



Sounds like stevenumbers has another way of picking them up . . . :runaway: :bolt: :panic:
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: txradioguy on July 25, 2013, 12:21:14 PM
I see balls bouncing everywhere.

Seriously how bad off must a guy be to send a Weiner pick to the beasts at the DUmp?



(http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/billy-bob-thornton-sling-blade.jpg)
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Ballygrl on July 25, 2013, 12:22:22 PM
Never had a guy send nude pics.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: thundley4 on July 25, 2013, 12:24:12 PM
Never had a guy send nude pics.

Are you complaining?   :rofl:
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 25, 2013, 12:46:00 PM
DUmmie men trolling from mom's basement.....they need bigger worms.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2013, 12:52:14 PM
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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:07 AM
BainsBane (13,627 posts)

I'm afraid I have to answer yes, more times than I can count, and always unsolicited.

Remember that DUmmies lie, all the time.

That means she has either never received one, or that she requests them.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: jukin on July 25, 2013, 01:12:33 PM
(http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/billy-bob-thornton-sling-blade.jpg)

Hey that guy there threw his filthy dirty penis in Angelina Jolie for years.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Texacon on July 25, 2013, 02:22:19 PM
Never had a guy send nude pics.

I was wondering why you never replied ... I must have a wrong number.

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: redwhit on July 25, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
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Thu Jul 25, 2013, 02:07 AM
BainsBane (13,627 posts)

I'm afraid I have to answer yes, more times than I can count, and always unsolicited.

So PhDD can't count to one?
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: BadCat on July 25, 2013, 04:05:39 PM
I'd bet the PhD manatee has never EVEN seen a penis, except maybe in a picture.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: franksolich on July 25, 2013, 04:22:51 PM
I'd bet the PhD manatee has never EVEN seen a penis, except maybe in a picture.

Well, I do know however she's seen franksolich's backside.

It's a matter of public record here, on a thread somewhere, that she did.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: ColonelCarrots on July 25, 2013, 04:59:32 PM
I can't take pictures of mine. You'd have to stand far away to be able to get it in frame.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: BEG on July 25, 2013, 05:18:12 PM
I see balls bouncing everywhere.

Seriously how bad off must a guy be to send a Weiner pick to the beasts at the DUmp?



Bawhahahaha H5
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 25, 2013, 06:06:10 PM
First time that PhDD posted non-gun control related topic.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: franksolich on July 25, 2013, 06:07:25 PM
First time that PhDD posted non-gun control related topic.

Yeah, and it's about damned time, too.

One-issue primitives never make it into the Top DUmmies.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: BattleHymn on July 25, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
First time that PhDD posted non-gun control related topic.

I disagree:  Gun = power = phallic symbol = penis

There might be a potato in that equation somewhere.  I'm not very good at DUmp math. 



Since these are DUmp women, I suspect most of the shots were not of actual penises, but merely strap-ons. 

Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: dandi on July 25, 2013, 09:43:33 PM
DUmbasses, the pop-up porn ads you started getting after ordering your last vibrator don't count.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 25, 2013, 11:15:45 PM
I disagree:  Gun = power = phallic symbol = penis

There might be a potato in that equation somewhere.  I'm not very good at DUmp math. 



Since these are DUmp women, I suspect most of the shots were not of actual penises, but merely strap-ons. 



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ You must be onto something.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 25, 2013, 11:16:05 PM
Yeah, and it's about damned time, too.

One-issue primitives never make it into the Top DUmmies.

Gets old very fast. I wonder what causes she will take up next.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: DefiantSix on July 25, 2013, 11:18:30 PM
Gets old very fast. I wonder what causes she will take up next.

Maybe an "anti-bunny" campaign, or something?
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 25, 2013, 11:23:49 PM
Maybe an "anti-bunny" campaign, or something?

Perhaps anti-ptarmigan campaign and she is paid by the Bunny Lobby.
Title: Re: Grotesque DUmmy BainsBane Discusses Dick Pics
Post by: obumazombie on July 26, 2013, 01:07:16 AM
Perhaps anti-ptarmigan campaign and she is paid by the Bunny Lobby.
And televised by the rabbit ear television network.