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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on July 25, 2013, 06:39:32 AM
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Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
I woke up today and President Barack Obama is still President of the United States of America
He is still leader of the free world--the leader of one of the most advanced industrial democratic societies the world has ever known.
Take that, FoxNews! Take that, haters! Take that, malcontents! Take that, racists of the U.S.
Barack Obama is one of the most eminently qualified men to take on this most challenging role, and he is hitting it out of the park despite the disgusting racism, mindless GOP opposition sending their approval ratings into negative numbers, and despite the peole who love nothing more than to carp and pick at every thing he does or says like a bunch of mean girls in middle school.
Good day, all. I said Good Day!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023336500
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I woke up today and yes we still have high unemployment, gas prices are still high, there are still record numbers of people getting food stamps, there are still more part time jobs than actual careers, and there are still liars running this country in to the ground while they dislocate their shoulders from patting themselves on the back. Just another day in the new socialist divided states of america, whoop dee freaking doo.
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He is still leader of the free world--the leader of one of the most advanced industrial democratic societies the world has ever known.
:orly: Not when he's done with it, you DUmbass. :bird:
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The whole post over there can be summed up in one emoticon:
:jerkit:
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Right out of the gate..
Response to Pretzel_Warrior (Original post)
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Response to limpyhobbler (Reply #1)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 04:10 AM
Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
2. You sound like you have anger issues
:lmao: Wonder what it was? Oh, here it is:
Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
17. I posted my reply before his post was hidden
Oh, and regardless of posts hidden, his post said "F Obama and the horse he rode in on".
And of course they squabble.
Response to Pretzel_Warrior (Original post)
Thu Jul 25, 2013, 08:22 AM
datasuspect (26,365 posts)
59. i woke up this morning
and saw a bunch of broke ass mother****ers living off of credit cards, EBT, and UI benefits.
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When I woke up this morning, Detroit was still bankrupt.
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When i woke up today, 0bama's NSA was still sifting through all of my email and telephone records.
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When I woke up this morning, I remembered our country wasn't run by Obama and felt relieved.
Barack Obama is one of the most eminently qualified men
lol
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<<<can hardly wait for the day when wakes up, and the Big Zero's not president any more, this long national nightmare having evaporated.
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<<<can hardly wait for the day when wakes up, and the Big Zero's not president any more, this long national nightmare having evaporated.
Thought you were going to say "the day he doesn't wake up" :popcorn:
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I woke up this morning, and felt the weight of the US's crushing all consuming debt as a direct result of owebuma's presidency.
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When I woke up this morning, Barack Hussein Obama was still claiming personal credit for every good statistic and blaming someone else for every bad one that has occurred during his entire reign of misrule.
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Sounds like blues song. Backed by harmonica, of course.
Well I woke up this mawnin'
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Had no cawffee in my mug
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Told us he was Trayvon Martin
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Just a Democratic thug
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Camera lookin' in my window
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Drones a-flyin' overhead
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
But my welfare check still comin'
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
'Til the day that I be dead
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Ain't never got that pony
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
But the man blessed my soul
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Gonna keep me on the Democratic plantation
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
"Til the days I grow old
(whah-Whah-whah-whah-WHAH-WHAAAAAH)
Well I got no job or future,
Got big ol' holes up in my shoes
I'm just a Democratic voter,
I got those Barack still in the White House blues
Yeah baby
Barack Still In The White House Blues
By Dandi
From the album Changey Hopey Songs
Copyright 2013 all rights reserved
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^Great stuff dandi !
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(http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/upload/9001/BANGLADESH__ed_MUSLIM_PRAYER_600_x_349.jpg)
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(http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/upload/9001/BANGLADESH__ed_MUSLIM_PRAYER_600_x_349.jpg)
I gotta admit to not having anywhere near enough coffee today. I had to see the title of this pic before I could figure out what the hell I was looking at.
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I woke up this morning and there were still 9.5 million fewer jobs in America since Barky took over and implemented his reign of destruction on our economy.
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Sounds like blues song. Backed by harmonica, of course.
Well I woke up this mawnin'
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Had no cawffee in my mug
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Told us he was Trayvon Martin
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Just a Democratic thug
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Camera lookin' in my window
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Drones a-flyin' overhead
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
But my welfare check still comin'
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
'Til the day that I be dead
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Ain't never got that pony
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
But the man blessed my soul
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
Gonna keep me on the Democratic plantation
(whah-WHAH-whah-whah)
"Til the days I grow old
(whah-Whah-whah-whah-WHAH-WHAAAAAH)
Well I got no job or future,
Got big ol' holes up in my shoes
I'm just a Democratic voter,
I got those Barack still in the White House blues
Yeah baby
Barack Still In The White House Blues
By Dandi
From the album Changey Hopey Songs
Copyright 2013 all rights reserved
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: H5! :cheersmate: :-)
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He is still leader of the free world--the leader of one of the most advanced industrial democratic societies the world has ever known.
Does the leader of the free world bow down to foreign leaders? Obama leads from behind in every facet of foreign policy. He is one of the most incompetent fools to ever sit in the oval office.
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I woke up this morning and our "post racial" President was still trying to divide us along racial lines...was still engaging in class warfare...and was still using his Attorney General to attack red states like a pitbull after a piece of raw meat in order to circumvent judicial decisions he doesn't like.
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I woke up this morning and our "post racial" President was still trying to divide us along racial lines...was still engaging in class warfare...and was still using his Attorney General to attack red states like a pitbull after a piece of raw meat in order to circumvent judicial decisions he doesn't like.
poll: race relations have plummeted since 0bama took office
http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/25/race-relations-have-plummeted-since-obama-took-office-according-to-poll/
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I woke up today and saw the political left was still moaning and crying about issues of which they have no right to even have an opinion, much less the right to voice it out loud. I decided I'd just keep pointing and laughing at them; the idiots that they are.
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I woke up this morning and there was a another new record number of people on food stamps.
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Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
I woke up today and President Barack Obama is still President of the United States of America
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Barack Obama is one of the most eminently qualified men to take on this most challenging role...
It is to laugh. With thinking like that, I can see why you're 'Pretzel Warrior.'
:mental:
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Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
I woke up today and President Barack Obama is still President of the United States of America
1. You didn't "wake up", DUmbass, you "came to".
2. Yes, Barry Bigears is still president. Why would that be any different? This is the USA, not some smoldering, stinking, backward, shithole of a 4th world country (although Barry is doing his damnedest to turn us into one, or at the very least, Detroit.)
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<<<can hardly wait for the day when wakes up, and the Big Zero's not president any more, this long national nightmare having evaporated.
Sadly, coach, on January 20th, 2017, we'll only be awaking from a bad dream. The real nightmare will be the once-proud nation and vibrant economy torn asunder by eight years of the Obamanation.
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Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
I woke up today and President Barack Obama is still President of the United States of America
Did anybody notice how most of the people here at CC that were mocking the pretzel warrior started their posts with I woke up this morning--since they are the type that gets up in the morning and goes off to work--but the Dummy said I woke up today. Lazy ass freeloading layabout pretzel warrior.
I woke up this morning and Barry was still a dipshit.
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Pretzel_Warrior (1,283 posts)
I woke up today and President Barack Obama is still President of the United States of America. He is still leader of the free world--the leader of one of the most advanced industrial democratic societies the world has ever known.
Take that, FoxNews! Take that, haters! Take that, malcontents! Take that, racists of the U.S.
I see. So, that being the case, just what is so wrong with this country that you drooling retards seem to demand needs fixing?
Including the words "FrEeShiT" will be an instant disqualifier unfortunately.
Go ahead, idiots....tell us.
Sadly, coach, on January 20th, 2017, we'll only be awaking from a bad dream. The real nightmare will be the once-proud nation and vibrant economy torn asunder by eight years of the Obamanation.
The pieces will still be there, but I am afraid the will to put them back together will no longer exist.
It's too haaaaaard!
What? No fReEsHiT!!1111!!?
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"F Obama and the horse he rode in on".
Now that is something I can agree with.....
When I woke up this morning, our company health insurance bill still said; "your new premium will be 30% higher".
"F Obama and the horse he rode in on".
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Sadly, coach, on January 20th, 2017, we'll only be awaking from a bad dream to madam president Clinton. The real nightmare will be the once-proud nation and vibrant economy torn asunder by eight years of the Obamanation.
FIFY
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Did anybody notice how most of the people here at CC that were mocking the pretzel warrior started their posts with I woke up this morning--since they are the type that gets up in the morning and goes off to work--but the Dummy said I woke up today. Lazy ass freeloading layabout pretzel warrior.
I woke up this morning and Barry was still a dipshit.
I can't say I did notice that, great point though.
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FIFY
I hope to Christ you're wrong. If that's the case, I'm gonna just go Galt.