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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on July 24, 2013, 10:47:07 PM
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So some pinhead at CNN doesn't know the difference between a dildo and a dodo bird:
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 07:27 PM
Galraedia (3,056 posts)
D’oh! CNN host says humans ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’
Apparently global warming wasn’t the only thing on CNN host Jonathan Mann’s mind when announced that humans had “hunted the dildo into extinction†during segment last week.
A recent study by Professor John Wiens of the University of Arizona found that the speed of climate change was putting species at risk for extinction because adaptations from evolutionary change happed far too slowly.
While speaking to a guest in Tucson about the study, Mann mentioned one species that viewers probably did not expect.
“Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millenia,†the CNN host explained. “And man-made extinctions have even happened before.â€
Read more: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/23/doh-cnn-host-says-humans-hunted-the-dildo-into-extinction/
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023324747
As you can imagine, there's lots of giggling and embarrassingly lame attempts at humor from the DUmpmonkeys, like this:
Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #8)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 07:48 PM
Mr. David (414 posts)
10. Heh.
I didn't *NEED* to know that..
But the wife has one, and it's not outlawed
Just as I was ready to give up on the thread, I noticed this:
Response to Galraedia (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:57 PM
BainsBane (13,592 posts)
18. Can't be true
I've got a couple in my bedroom right now.
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Hers probably look like a pencil someone has chewed on.
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-ObS1NU0w[/youtube]
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Hers probably look like a pencil someone has chewed on.
:panic: :panic: :panic:
That ain't right. :lmao: :cheersmate:
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TMI on the internet. Some people just can't resist.
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It's a shame when grotesque is used to describe huge tits.
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It's a shame when grotesque is used to describe huge tits.
I'm sure they're fake; I'll bet she takes a bicycle-tire pump and inflates them every morning.
But I have no idea why she feels compelled to do that, as it makes her look grotesque.
This, from the first page (or thereabouts) of the dog days of summer:
“You were pretty young, and that’s big country, and in the middle of the night,†the business partner said. “Anything dangerous ever almost happen?â€
Just once, I said, “and that was on our very first trip.
“We reached to where we were supposed to turn south, the all-night gas station 225 miles west of home, which had a café attached. We were still only 15, remember, and went inside it.
“It’d be considered tame, passe, these days, I guess, but it was jampacked full of big burly truck-drivers and their molls, painted women with elephantine busts and asses and too-small clothing.
“Indecency wasn’t allowed in those days, so there was none of that, but still, we felt as if we’d talked into a bordello or something.
“As we walked to the counter, a heavily-mascara’ed woman wearing a too-small sweater, drunk, and smoking a cigarette, swung around to look at us. Even though she was standing about four feet away, the upper pair of hers almost smacked us in our faces.
“’Oh, lookee here,’ she squealed. ‘A couple of little ‘uns. Two root beers for the Innocents, please.’
“I still shudder when seeing a woman with big bloated jugs, it was so grotesque......
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It's a shame when grotesque is used to describe huge tits.
Bigger isn't always better. :p
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Bigger isn't always better. :p
Just depends on the woman.
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Bigger isn't always better. :p
Especially if they're fake.
I wish there was some way to check this out.....and I'm sure if they were checked out, I'd be found right.
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I don't think they're fake... I think the dumb girl is just packing on the pounds and some of them happened to wind up on her chest.
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I don't think they're fake... I think the dumb girl is just packing on the pounds and some of them happened to wind up on her chest.
Well, if one had a sense of proportion, she'd have to weigh 600 or 700 pounds for them to make sense.
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Well, if one had a sense of proportion, she'd have to weigh 600 or 700 pounds for them to make sense.
Yeah, it's likely that DUmmy Bennyboy or DUmmy LVL sport a pair like that.
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Response to Galraedia (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:57 PM
BainsBane (13,592 posts)
18. Can't be true
I've got a couple in my bedroom right now.
Bet they have kick-starters.
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Hers probably look like a pencil someone has chewed on.
:rotf:
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Response to Galraedia (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:57 PM
BainsBane (13,592 posts)
18. Can't be true
I've got a couple in my bedroom right now.
The more, the merrier, I see . . .
And, . . . can't get the real thing, right? :???: :tongue:
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The more, the merrier, I see . . .
And, . . . can't get the real thing, right? :???: :tongue:
No motorboatin' for you tonight, mister wiseguy. :tongue:
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They're not fake. Fake ones look balloon-like. Hers hang, even in a bra.
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They're not fake. Fake ones look balloon-like. Hers hang, even in a bra.
Maybe she fills them with water, like one makes water-balloons.
I cannot beilieve one would allow a condition, if real, such as this to exist; on the remote chance that they're real, it's a significant bodily deformity, a birth-defect, a handicap, a disabling characteristic, that can be corrected by surgery.