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Title: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2013, 09:32:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018440295

Don't overlook the CalPig primitive with Roman gladiators.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2013, 09:35:55 PM
What a worthless bunch of shitbags.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: BattleHymn on July 22, 2013, 09:39:48 PM
Get a load of the locust primitive.  I almost feel sorry for him.  I think his father was Michael Moore. 
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2013, 09:40:53 PM
What a worthless bunch of shitbags.

Yeah, sure, as usual.

But did you notice how white the CalPig primitive's legs are?

White as a sheet of typing-paper.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 22, 2013, 09:42:15 PM
We all take bad pictures sometimes, but sometimes all we take are bad pictures.  :-) 
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 22, 2013, 09:43:39 PM
Yeah, sure, as usual.

But did you notice how white the CalPig primitive's legs are?

White as a sheet of typing-paper.

Ghostly white.... but what does it all mean?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Chris_ on July 22, 2013, 09:47:18 PM
Yeah, sure, as usual.

But did you notice how white the CalPig primitive's legs are?

White as a sheet of typing-paper.
I hear that happens when you're about to die.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 22, 2013, 09:50:30 PM
Yeah, sure, as usual.

But did you notice how white the CalPig primitive's legs are?

Didn't notice.

Can't get past that wide open flytrap of a mouth.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Big Dog on July 22, 2013, 09:53:46 PM
I expected to see Geraldo's bathroom picture there.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: ChuckJ on July 22, 2013, 09:56:19 PM
I notice a couple of them posted old photos of them protesting a past president. Wonder why they're not protesting a president who has actually done the things the past president was only accused of and much worse?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: obumazombie on July 22, 2013, 10:26:06 PM
pinboy3niner held a protest sign in front of his face...twice. The genius of that is so great it escapes the realm of genius.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Zathras on July 22, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
At least now we know why the DUmbass Locut0s has problems with the women...fat, ugly and being a DUmbass is no way to go through life.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: dutch508 on July 22, 2013, 10:51:03 PM
pinboy3niner held a protest sign in front of his face...twice. The genius of that is so great it escapes the realm of genius.

My first thought was why is he hiding.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 02:58:13 AM
Public service announcement.

Do not look at post number 136 - a DUmmy in underwear. Seriously stomach churning.

Unrelatedly, isn't DUmmy neoma one of the leading feminazis? I had assumed she'd be a bitter twisted ugly old thing - it appears that she's a bitter twisted ugly young thing
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 05:25:03 AM
Unrelatedly, isn't DUmmy neoma one of the leading feminazis? I had assumed she'd be a bitter twisted ugly old thing - it appears that she's a bitter twisted ugly young thing

The Neoma primitive's the one who visits the emergency room because of a paper-cut, and while protesting she's dying (in great pain, bleeding to death, that sort of thing), she posts on Skins's island.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 05:44:49 AM
pinboy3niner held a protest sign in front of his face...twice. The genius of that is so great it escapes the realm of genius.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/pinboy3niner-1_zpse21b97ca.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/pinboy3niner-1_zpse21b97ca.jpg.html)
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 05:51:51 AM
The Neoma primitive's the one who visits the emergency room because of a paper-cut, and while protesting she's dying (in great pain, bleeding to death, that sort of thing), she posts on Skins's island.

Sounds a typically DUmmy thing to do. The more a person complains of illness/injury the less serious is tends to be.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 06:14:29 AM
Didn't notice.

Can't get past that wide open flytrap of a mouth.

I'm trying to figure out why she's wearing mismatched socks, as if it's cool or something.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Big Dog on July 23, 2013, 06:41:41 AM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/pinboy3niner-1_zpse21b97ca.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/pinboy3niner-1_zpse21b97ca.jpg.html)

Four tours in Viet Nam; and a CIB, Bronze Star with no "V" device, Purple Heart, an Air Medal, Good Conduct Medal (one award), and RVN Gallantry Cross (with palm).

Really?

Edited to add: Purple Heart.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 06:59:13 AM
Four tours in Viet Nam; and a CIB, Bronze Star with no "V" device, an Air Medal, Good Conduct Medal (one award), and RVN Gallantry Cross (with palm).

Really?

See, I'm not real sure about this.

In real life, I know plenty of veterans of combat in Vietnam, now guys usually in their late 60s, who were when younger known to be healthy and strong and vigorous, but then after that kind of degenerated into wimps, milquetoasts.  Nothing as they'd been before.

It's very sad.

However, I still respect them, because I know their past, and that they suffered greatly.

(Although I'm not aware of any around here who're less than sensible, clear-headed conservatives.)

This guy, I'm not so sure if he's the real thing.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Linda on July 23, 2013, 07:08:46 AM
Did you notice the number of DUer's that like to post semi nude? Are they trying to attract ants or just make people wish they had eye bleach??
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 07:12:38 AM
Did you notice the number of DUer's that like to post semi nude? Are they trying to attract ants or just make people wish they had eye bleach??

They're trying to shock.

But the problem is, if one does that sort of thing too much, decent and civilized people become enured, hardened, to the bad taste of it all, and so their reaction evolves into a "ho-hum."
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Big Dog on July 23, 2013, 07:14:39 AM
See, I'm not real sure about this.

In real life, I know plenty of veterans of combat in Vietnam, now guys usually in their late 60s, who were when younger known to be healthy and strong and vigorous, but then after that kind of degenerated into wimps, milquetoasts.  Nothing as they'd been before.

It's very sad.

However, I still respect them, because I know their past, and that they suffered greatly.

(Although I'm not aware of any around here who're less than sensible, clear-headed conservatives.)

This guy, I'm not so sure if he's the real thing.

The awards don't add up.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 07:17:11 AM
They're trying to shock.

But the problem is, if one does that sort of thing too much, decent and civilized people become enured, hardened, to the bad taste of it all, and so their reaction evolves into a "ho-hum."

I'm thinking of years and years ago, when the squalid greasy Bostonian Drunkard posted a photograph of him mouth-kissing another squalid greasy guy--the name was "Matt," but that's all I remember.

It was really gross and slimy, and provoked a big reaction from decent and civilized people reading P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies on freerepublic.

But if it were posted today, it'd evoke.....non-interest.  Ho-hum; two squalid greasy guys kissing.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 07:18:55 AM
The awards don't add up.

See, you know better than I do.

Vietnam, combat experience, medals, those sorts of things, are outside the realm of my own experience, and so I can't judge, instead deferring to those who know what they're talking about.

Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Big Dog on July 23, 2013, 07:34:55 AM
pinboy3niner has an interesting Photobucket account:

(http://i948.photobucket.com/albums/ad321/pinboy3niner/Wonka_OmahaSteve.jpg)

Who'da thunk it?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Karin on July 23, 2013, 08:22:39 AM
Unfortunately, I looked at #136 before seeing Aristotelian's PSA. 

Also be wary of #230, ConcernedCanuck. 

But what's really sickening is when someone posts a truly hideous picture, usually a close-up.  The fellow DUmmies swarm around it telling the poster how beautiful and stunning they are. 
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: njpines on July 23, 2013, 08:24:36 AM
At least now we know why the DUmbass Locut0s has problems with the women...fat, ugly and being a DUmbass is no way to go through life.

Real nice bowl haircut too  :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Maxiest on July 23, 2013, 08:43:33 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z25/cprokopp/Burning%20Man%202011/20110908_189_zps4fe37ebc.jpg)

Oh ladies....
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 23, 2013, 08:56:35 AM
Four tours in Viet Nam; and a CIB, Bronze Star with no "V" device, Purple Heart, an Air Medal, Good Conduct Medal (one award), and RVN Gallantry Cross (with palm).

Really?

Edited to add: Purple Heart.

The stars aren't tours, they are campaigns.  Some campaigns which are officially recognized for this medal were short, some long, but many overlapped in a single one-year tour.  Apparently  (According to Wiki anyway) there were four recognized campaigns in 1968 alone.

The branch brass is worn officer-style for the time, can't tell what the rank is on the other side though.  I also can't tell whether it's infantry or not, but an aviation unit guy might have had any branch, usually armor, infantry, or cav but there were officers from almost every branch in the days before aviation got its WW2 winged prop back as a separate branch. 

The CIB rules are a little peculiar, or at least were at the time.  I knew a guy who went to VN and got one for listening to trail monitor transmissions at a base camp for his entire tour, but he was in a combat zone in an infantry slot, so he got the award when he left.  If he was actually branched infantry and serving in an infantry slot, this DUmmie could have got one without ever leaving the airfield.

The BSM for service was and still generally is the officer and senior NCO version of the MSM for combat zones. 

The air medal was routinely awarded to aviators whose birds took fire in VN, even if nobody was wounded, leading to some ridiculous totals of air medal awards in some individual cases.

The RVN Cross of Gallantry was a valor award, but it was also awarded wholesale to units, including large ones, and apparently the Army retroactively awarded it by general order to everyone in the Army who served in the Military Assistance Command for VN between 1968 and 1974.

The purple heart speaks for itself, but so does the lack of any other awards like any ARCOMS, which is hard to square with putting in the three years of enlisted service necessary to get that one award of the GCM.

The stuff he's got on is consistent with someone who was drafted or drifted into the Army, did an unexceptional job for awhile, and then was accepted to a shake-and-bake commissioning course (By an Army desperate to put lieutenants and WOs in the field as infantry and aviators) where he was routinely 'detailed' to the infantry branch after graduation and landed in an AV unit, likely as what we'd call a FOB-rat these days rather than a high-activity flyer, who somehow managed to get hit on a rare trip over hostile territory or during a raid or shelling attack, and then was dumped into the IRR when his one tour was up.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: AprilRazz on July 23, 2013, 09:34:39 AM
Swigging pepto right out of the bottle right now after looking at those photos. :bawl:
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Rebel on July 23, 2013, 10:18:53 AM
The purple heart speaks for itself, but so does the lack of any other awards like any ARCOMS, which is hard to square with putting in the three years of enlisted service necessary to get that one award of the GCM.

That's what has my bullshit meter going off. Officers don't receive GCM's. You telling me this shitbird spent at least 3 years enlisted, then served as an officer to rise to the rank of Captain?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: jtyangel on July 23, 2013, 12:02:40 PM
Get a load of the locust primitive.  I almost feel sorry for him.  I think his father was Michael Moore. 

Yeah explains a lot. I always wonder why they all look so similar. Rarely do you see someone who cares for their appearance and I don't necessarily mean weight--people have a variety of issues that contribute to that, but I mean flat hair, often unkempt...it's almost as if they want to look like dregs and then they wonder why their job prospects suck so bad...
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: jtyangel on July 23, 2013, 12:03:57 PM
I expected to see Geraldo's bathroom picture there.

Lol...I look for people I might recognize too....it's the first thing I do  :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: jtyangel on July 23, 2013, 12:07:30 PM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z25/cprokopp/Burning%20Man%202011/20110908_189_zps4fe37ebc.jpg)

Oh ladies....

I don't think most men at the Burning Man thing are really into ladies :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: delilahmused on July 23, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
See, you know better than I do.

Vietnam, combat experience, medals, those sorts of things, are outside the realm of my own experience, and so I can't judge, instead deferring to those who know what they're talking about.



Yeah, but when they go left, they go full on moonbat...see John Murtha.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: NHSparky on July 23, 2013, 12:18:14 PM
Four tours in Viet Nam; and a CIB, Bronze Star with no "V" device, Purple Heart, an Air Medal, Good Conduct Medal (one award), and RVN Gallantry Cross (with palm).

Really?

Edited to add: Purple Heart.

And it's screaming PHONY to me.

Officers don't get GCM's.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: USA4ME on July 23, 2013, 12:26:50 PM
(http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg523/Jess2610/IMG_4017_zps1676c39c.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/joanne5/Cooksburg/4afd43d7-1cbd-4ad7-acda-632c9e40c4c7_zps91409ff4.jpg)

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk243/lunatica_lunatica/misc/JudithFoster_zps6133ad1e.jpg)

Holy. Crap.  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

If you ever wonder why the women on Skin's island are so angry and bitter, well you would too if you looked like them.

.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
And it's screaming PHONY to me.

Officers don't get GCM's.

He's just like all those gray-pony-tailed drunks in fatigue jackets, holding up signs beside interstate ramps all over the country.

Every item, including the jacket and all the decorations, came from pawn shops and surplus stores.

I'm sure this guy is a dead ringer for numbersBoo, DUmoTex, TiT, and all the other phony democrat soldiers at the DUmp.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 01:07:19 PM
Yeah explains a lot. I always wonder why they all look so similar. Rarely do you see someone who cares for their appearance and I don't necessarily mean weight--people have a variety of issues that contribute to that, but I mean flat hair, often unkempt...it's almost as if they want to look like dregs and then they wonder why their job prospects suck so bad...

If you were interviewing candidates for a job, would you dream of offering it to one of them? I'd find it difficult even to get through the requisite questions with a pretence of interest for the sake of politeness.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
(http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg523/Jess2610/IMG_4017_zps1676c39c.jpg)

Holy. Crap.  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

If you ever wonder why the women on Skin's island are so angry and bitter, well you would too if you looked like them.

I'm not quite sure about something, though.

The above's the riffraff primitive, a new mug to me, and when I saw that, I figured it was a guy.

There's some clues it might be a woman, but I'm wondering.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: 67 Rover on July 23, 2013, 02:21:04 PM
I'm not quite sure about something, though.

The above's the riffraff primitive, a new mug to me, and when I saw that, I figured it was a guy.

There's some clues it might be a woman, but I'm wondering.

Looks like an elderly Ozzy Osbourne to me.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 23, 2013, 02:30:45 PM
That's what has my bullshit meter going off. Officers don't receive GCM's. You telling me this shitbird spent at least 3 years enlisted, then served as an officer to rise to the rank of Captain?

Yeah, while it's within the realm of possibility, it's hard to imagine that someone who was ultimately deemed officer material got through at least three full years of active enlisted service without an ARCOM to show for it.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Big Dog on July 23, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
The stars aren't tours, they are campaigns.  Some campaigns which are officially recognized for this medal were short, some long, but many overlapped in a single one-year tour.  Apparently  (According to Wiki anyway) there were four recognized campaigns in 1968 alone.

The branch brass is worn officer-style for the time, can't tell what the rank is on the other side though.  I also can't tell whether it's infantry or not, but an aviation unit guy might have had any branch, usually armor, infantry, or cav but there were officers from almost every branch in the days before aviation got its WW2 winged prop back as a separate branch. 

The CIB rules are a little peculiar, or at least were at the time.  I knew a guy who went to VN and got one for listening to trail monitor transmissions at a base camp for his entire tour, but he was in a combat zone in an infantry slot, so he got the award when he left.  If he was actually branched infantry and serving in an infantry slot, this DUmmie could have got one without ever leaving the airfield.

The BSM for service was and still generally is the officer and senior NCO version of the MSM for combat zones. 

The air medal was routinely awarded to aviators whose birds took fire in VN, even if nobody was wounded, leading to some ridiculous totals of air medal awards in some individual cases.

The RVN Cross of Gallantry was a valor award, but it was also awarded wholesale to units, including large ones, and apparently the Army retroactively awarded it by general order to everyone in the Army who served in the Military Assistance Command for VN between 1968 and 1974.

The purple heart speaks for itself, but so does the lack of any other awards like any ARCOMS, which is hard to square with putting in the three years of enlisted service necessary to get that one award of the GCM.

The stuff he's got on is consistent with someone who was drafted or drifted into the Army, did an unexceptional job for awhile, and then was accepted to a shake-and-bake commissioning course (By an Army desperate to put lieutenants and WOs in the field as infantry and aviators) where he was routinely 'detailed' to the infantry branch after graduation and landed in an AV unit, likely as what we'd call a FOB-rat these days rather than a high-activity flyer, who somehow managed to get hit on a rare trip over hostile territory or during a raid or shelling attack, and then was dumped into the IRR when his one tour was up.

Your assessment of his career makes sense, but I doubt he was an aviator.

He is wearing Captain rank and Infantry branch insignia. He has a CIB on the left chest with no wings or other badge below it. The CIB is a Group 1 award, and aviator or aircrew wings are Group 3, which would be visible below the CIB. 
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Skul on July 23, 2013, 06:14:51 PM
If the DUmpmonkey was awarded/qualified for the GCM as an enlisted, he is allowed to wear it as a commissioned officer.
Same with Warrants.
Commissions retain their original insignia (infantry, artillery etc) after receiving pilot flight status.
This was true a few decades ago. Not sure, now.
My only question to him....what's your class number?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Delmar on July 23, 2013, 07:43:17 PM
I'm probably going to have bad dreams tonight about that nomorenomore08 dude.  What are the odds that he has a panel van?

The pineapple headed primitive ought to try wearing a pair of those 3D glasses like the ones ZombieHorde has--they might disguise his lopsided head.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Carl on July 23, 2013, 08:48:11 PM
Strange,all I saw was a bunch of middle aged white people.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 08:49:15 PM
Strange,all I saw was a bunch of middle aged white people.

Good point, sir.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 09:00:33 PM
Okay.

Guess the primitives.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png.html)

Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 23, 2013, 09:01:53 PM
Your assessment of his career makes sense, but I doubt he was an aviator.

He is wearing Captain rank and Infantry branch insignia. He has a CIB on the left chest with no wings or other badge below it. The CIB is a Group 1 award, and aviator or aircrew wings are Group 3, which would be visible below the CIB. 

Good point on the wings, however I was thinking any role he had in an AV unit was as a maintenance officer, S3, or S2 who was not aircrew qualified, but he could have been a staff puke in an infantry brigade (Which would still get him a CIB) who happened to take fire in a rare trip aloft on a bird.  The Army was actually pretty liberal with the AMs for aircrew but pretty stingy about awarding them to anyone who happened to be on a bird along with the aircrew, but those things varied drastically from unit to unit and year to year.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: 67 Rover on July 23, 2013, 09:03:25 PM
Okay.

Guess the primitives.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png.html)



The still dead boiling in his own excrement Andy Stevenson?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 09:06:34 PM
Okay.

This one's a little harder, but to me, no photograph of primitives so well, so very well, displays the sourness, the lack of humor, the negativity, the haemorrhoidal tendencies of the primitives.

They're always so.....sour.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/XemaSabHuskerlaw.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/XemaSabHuskerlaw.jpg.html)


Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 09:09:57 PM
And this one, the Greatest Primitive, Ever.

When the Mount Rushmore of the four greatest primitives is ever sculpted, this mug will be where George Washington's head is on Mount Rushmore.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/redstone.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/redstone.jpg.html)

Ah, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, "Redstone," we hardly knew ya.

But you were the greatest, dude.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: seahorse513 on July 23, 2013, 09:46:33 PM
I will be honest, I take terrible pics. but then again, I might be highly critical
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Rebel on July 24, 2013, 08:22:06 AM
Good point on the wings, however I was thinking any role he had in an AV unit was as a maintenance officer, S3, or S2 who was not aircrew qualified, but he could have been a staff puke in an infantry brigade (Which would still get him a CIB) who happened to take fire in a rare trip aloft on a bird.  The Army was actually pretty liberal with the AMs for aircrew but pretty stingy about awarding them to anyone who happened to be on a bird along with the aircrew, but those things varied drastically from unit to unit and year to year.

Think about it, supposedly 3+ years enlisted, and additional time to go through OCS as well as rise from butter bar to Captain, and he only has one medal for commendation, a Bronze Star. My ass. He has a national defense service medal, given to pretty much anyone in the military during a period of war, 2 campaign ribbons, maybe a 3rd, middle bottom row I somewhat recognize, but can't be sure, given to any slinging dick in a campaign, a GCM, automatic after 3 years of keeping your nose clean while enlisted, an Air Medal, a purple heart, and one ribbon of meritorious service, a Bronze Star. No ARCOMs, no DSMs, hell, if he was enlisted for 3 damn years, as would have HAD to happen for him to have the GCM, well, how many troops that have been in 3 years don't have at least one AAM?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 24, 2013, 10:25:13 AM
Think about it, supposedly 3+ years enlisted, and additional time to go through OCS as well as rise from butter bar to Captain, and he only has one medal for commendation, a Bronze Star. My ass. He has a national defense service medal, given to pretty much anyone in the military during a period of war, 2 campaign ribbons, maybe a 3rd, middle bottom row I somewhat recognize, but can't be sure, given to any slinging dick in a campaign, a GCM, automatic after 3 years of keeping your nose clean while enlisted, an Air Medal, a purple heart, and one ribbon of meritorious service, a Bronze Star. No ARCOMs, no DSMs, hell, if he was enlisted for 3 damn years, as would have HAD to happen for him to have the GCM, well, how many troops that have been in 3 years don't have at least one AAM?

I'm not disputing what you're saying, but what he's wearing is possible with the rapid commissioning and promotions of the pre-DOPMA Viet Nam era Army.  The entire set of campaign medals could have been garnered from a single tour in Viet Nam, the GCM is the hardest to figure because he would have had to actually have enlisted and served three years, not just been drafted for two, to get it.

One of the other peculiarities of the Army in those days was enlisted soldiers on active duty (In the Regular Army) who held reserve commissions, and who might be called to active duty in their commissioned rank, particularly if their specialty was in demand in the war zone (Where they be referred to as 'AUS' rather than 'RA' officers, Army of the United States vs. Regular Army).  Then, there was the huge RIF around 1975, where thousands of company grade officers were cut loose or moved backwards because if they had prior enlisted service they were allowed to revert to enlisted status and stay on active duty (Retaining their commissions in the reserve, but not the active army).  Most of them were duds serving out their time, though a few I knew were pretty sharp cookies.  All that weird shit was ended by the Defense Officer Personnel Management Act, which imposed the time-in-grade/time-in-service requirements in all their multiple ramifications that officers live with now.  It came into effect sometime around 1981 or 1982, very shortly before the commissioned part of my career began.  If this joker actually was in Viet Nam as a junior enlisted, it's extraordinarily unlikely he would have gotten a BSM for service, it was and is pretty much a senior NCO/officer award, so if he was really there, it's most probable it was as an officer, but probably not an RA officer; the Army's commissioning programs in those days (Aside from the ring-knockers) almost exclusively gave out USAR commissions, not RA ones, except for (Usually) the ROTC and OCS class honor grad.

The AAM wasn't introduced until the early 80s, btw, I remember when it came in and wondering how to do something small enough to be good for getting one but not good enough to merit another leaf on my ARCOM.   :-)
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Aristotelian on July 24, 2013, 12:18:36 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png.html)

Is the one on the left a fellow DUmmy or a rent-boy picked up for the night?
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Chris_ on July 24, 2013, 12:21:28 PM
Is the one on the left a fellow DUmmy or a rent-boy picked up for the night?
Both
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Rebel on July 24, 2013, 12:42:09 PM
The AAM wasn't introduced until the early 80s, btw, I remember when it came in and wondering how to do something small enough to be good for getting one but not good enough to merit another leaf on my ARCOM.   :-)

I honestly did not know the AAM was introduced in the 80's. Still, At least 3 years enlisted, I would think at least 3 years to become a Captain, one award for merit. Yeah, I don't buy it. As for the AAMs when I was in, it was rare for officers to receive an AAM. It was almost automatic that any award they received started at ARCOM and went up. F'ers.  :censored:

 :-)
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: ChuckJ on July 24, 2013, 12:50:52 PM
After looking through all of the photos I have one observation, one piece of advice and one question.

The observation:
ConcernedCanuk is possibly Rachel Madcow.

The advice:
One of the primitives posted a photo holding a sign that reads "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Considering that most of the primitives either are or support/adore sodomites AND considering what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah if I happened to be a primitive I would be cautious about asking such questions as Jesus may decided to show you.

The question:
Why do the DUmmie lesbians seem to be drawn to females that look male? I'm a lesbian in a man's body and I'm only drawn to females that look like women.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 24, 2013, 08:50:06 PM
Okay.

Guess the primitives.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/goodboyredroundone_zps241d8151.png.html)
Clue - One is dead, the other should be.

Anyone who can't identify this pair of perverts should have to take a remedial course before logging in.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Chris_ on July 24, 2013, 08:54:18 PM
I'm picturing what's going though their respective minds in this photograph.

Stevenson ~~ "If I get this kid loaded, he'll let me **** him six ways to Sunday."

DUmmy goodboy ~~ "If this guy gets me loaded, I'll let him **** me six ways to Sunday."
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 24, 2013, 09:49:08 PM
Clue - One is dead, the other should be.

Anyone who can't identify this pair of perverts should have to take a remedial course before logging in.

You know, I've always been amazed at the sheer number of people who know about poor stupid Beth's scam.

True, it was staged on Skins's island, and people watched from freerepublic and our old home, and that's not a small number of people.  However, on the scale of the internet, it's very minuscule, almost imperceptible.

But so many times the past eight years, I've been on other places on the internet that have nothing to do with politics--say, a stamp-collecting forum or a Clarion County, Pennsylvania forum or a Tudor forum or an alternative medicine forum or a college football forum--and inevitably some other member, in a not-unfriendly manner, will comment, "oh, you're the guy who killed Andy."

I'm surprised how many people there are, who followed the story.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 24, 2013, 10:26:12 PM
Quote
inevitably some other member, in a not-unfriendly manner, will comment, "oh, you're the guy who killed Andy."
That's what I call well-deserved fame.

Maybe people have heard of it because of grasswipe's investigation.

Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: franksolich on July 24, 2013, 10:42:17 PM
That's what I call well-deserved fame.

Maybe people have heard of it because of grasswipe's investigation.

You know, I'm truly disappointed Grandma Judy never published the results of her investigation.

Believe it or not, the addled pie-and-jam primitive's the one person who's read every single word franksolich's ever written on the internet; she knows me like the back of her hand.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: vesta111 on July 25, 2013, 08:51:44 AM
I don't think most men at the Burning Man thing are really into ladies :lmao:

JTY is on to something.      I as a dirty old lady checked out his Bikini bottom.  As narrow as it is, it appears he shaves his pubic area, not one stray hair out of place.

Thanks for the heads up JTY.   
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: RobJohnson on July 25, 2013, 08:58:11 AM
What a worthless bunch of shitbags.

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2028/2ek.gif)
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Wineslob on July 25, 2013, 09:29:35 AM
Damn, that's allot of transgendered freaks.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Bad Dog on July 25, 2013, 02:45:50 PM
Damn, that's allot of transgendered freaks.

I can't figure out what gender they are going from or to.  My head hurts.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: Linda on July 26, 2013, 07:05:53 AM
I can't figure out what gender they are going from or to.  My head hurts.

HI-5 Best statement on the whole thread so far.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: obumazombie on July 27, 2013, 04:25:03 PM
I can't figure out what gender they are going from or to.  My head hurts.
I can shed some light on the picture, with enough popular acclaim.
Title: Re: primitive picture thread 07-21
Post by: diesel driver on July 28, 2013, 08:00:22 AM
DUmmie Puzzledtraveller posted a pic of Robert Downey, Jr.

I went thru the entire thread.

I'll be back later, maybe.

I'm going to throw up now....