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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on June 17, 2008, 03:34:50 PM
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FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-15-08 07:45 PM
Original message
How my 9 year old nephew has changed due to Barack Obama....
Edited on Sun Jun-15-08 08:13 PM by FrenchieCat
My 9 year old nephew is the cutest guy that one could ever see. So cute throughout his life that people have always assumed that he was a girl (cause his hair is real long and curly and wears it in pony tail and such) even as he was wearing real little boy clothes and everything. He even has this little low hoarse voice that screams out "guy"! They would always say "she" to me when complimenting me on how cute he was.
He just made nine this mid May.
So I don't get to see him as often as I would like.
When I first called him and invited him to go to the movies with me and my daughters yesterday, he said....OK, but I've got a surprise for you guys.
snipped for length and DUmmie stupidity
A little more creative Bouncy than most, but work on the believability and leave the kids out. 4 bongs.
Sadie4629 (840 posts) Sun Jun-15-08 08:27 PM
Response to Original message
16. He is definitely a cutie, but--
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I heard he wanted to send my whole school to war."
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he may be more in tune politically than some of those Hard working LIVs who actually vote.
just don' jibe.
Just sayin'.
Oh, oh....
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My nine year old (well almost 9 he has a couple more days) asked me yesterday who is more stupid Gore, Edwards, Clinton, or Obama. Then he wanted to know if democrats or liberals were more stupid. Then he asked how liberals got so stupid. So, see, 9 year olds can in fact be pretty darn smart.
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My nine year old (well almost 9 he has a couple more days) asked me yesterday who is more stupid Gore, Edwards, Clinton, or Obama. Then he wanted to know if democrats or liberals were more stupid. Then he asked how liberals got so stupid. So, see, 9 year olds can in fact be pretty darn smart.
Smart kid, sounds like you're raising him right.
I've never seen a Bouncy by this particular DUmmy until now. The Parisian feline primitive needs to work on her writing skills.
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How many bongs for this line?
"The ironic beauty of it is, my little nephew is an African American, and is growing up without a father in the home.."
From his looks, I'd say he's part African but since DUmmies are raising him I'd say the 'american' part is yet to be determined.
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How many bongs for this line?
"The ironic beauty of it is, my little nephew is an African American, and is growing up without a father in the home.."
From his looks, I'd say he's part African but since DUmmies are raising him I'd say the 'american' part is yet to be determined.
Another Obama? Maybe there was a teensy bit of truth to this bouncy.
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Sadie4629 (840 posts) Sun Jun-15-08 08:51 PM
Response to Reply #18
28. Seems like a big leap
"I heard he wants to send my whole school to war."
If his (presumably) public schol is teaching critical thinking, I think it would be prudent to ask, "who did you hear this from?" "your WHOLE school?" "when doea he want to send them to war? now?"
Also, did McCain actually say he _wants_ to be in Iraq for 100 years? I think you may actually be misquoting, but--whatever.
It's a fine thing to post cute stories about kids, but to imply that they are politally astute because of some of those cute things they say, is a bit of a stretch.
FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-15-08 09:12 PM
Response to Reply #28
33. Well, since you decided to piss on my thread,...
Well, you know what? Don't post such obvious bullshit and your thread won't get pissed on. Try to convince people that a nine-year-old kid comes up with all this political BS without some help and you're going to get a little wet.
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Any 9 year old that's talking about politics is being brainwashed by someone else. They are way too young to be worried about f'n politics.
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any nine year old who has memorized the Demonic talking points, and who knows that gas is 12 cents a gallon in Iraq is a figment of someones :mental:
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He's Obamadorable!
:wtf2: are they seriously going to let these idiots vote???
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Any 9 year old that's talking about politics is being brainwashed by someone else. They are way too young to be worried about f'n politics.
When I was 10 I voted for Bush in our 5th grade mock election because I knew Clinton was no good. Other than that I didn't care. I did, however, know that I'd be a Republican when I grew up.
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Well, you know what? Don't post such obvious bullshit and your thread won't get pissed on.
Exactly. It's sorta like "how dare you take a shit in my toilet!" That thread was just begging to be pissed on.
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3 bongs. This bouncy is a little bit more creative than the average lately but still lame.
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Any 9 year old that's talking about politics is being brainwashed by someone else. They are way too young to be worried about f'n politics.
Yes they are. :-) Isn't that why God made kids so malleable?