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Title: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: franksolich on July 21, 2013, 03:32:30 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018439972

Oh my.

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Taverner (54,097 posts) Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:17 PM

November 22, 1963, Dallas, TX

This is not a JFK conspiracy thread!

Someone here mentioned on a thread that the day JFK was killed, the radios were playing "Theme From a Summer Place" over and over again, in-between news reports.

Does anyone else remember this?

Sounds creepy as hell. For those who don't know the song:

some black-and-white youtube thingamajig

Anyways, I was thinking that day could be one hell of a setting.

Not on the killing itself, but the fear, paranoia and angst associated with that day.

And this is right after the Cuban Missile Crisis....

I was not there, it took 7 more years for genetics to perfect someone as awesome as me.

But with a setting like that, either in one single setting - or a survey type - would be a great story.

Uh, one suspects the Taverner primitive overrates himself, what with that eggplant head.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/taverner.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/taverner.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: obumazombie on July 21, 2013, 05:17:15 PM: ^That's Taverner ?
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: BattleHymn on July 21, 2013, 05:18:41 PM: Quote
Uh, one suspects the Taverner primitive overrates himself, what with that eggplant head.

Have you ever noticed how much his nose looks like that of Richard Millhous Nixon?
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2013, 06:02:39 PM: I wouldn't hire that to dig a ditch. Sheesh. :banghead:
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: BattleHymn on July 21, 2013, 06:09:53 PM: Quote from: Skul on July 21, 2013, 06:02:39 PM
I wouldn't hire that to dig a ditch. Sheesh. :banghead:

He has a big mouth and he's full of hot air. Add some water, and he might make a decent steam shovel.
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2013, 06:32:12 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on July 21, 2013, 06:09:53 PM
He has a big mouth and he's full of hot air. Add some water, and he might make a decent steam shovel.
That twerp couldn't serve as a decent chock under the tread. :banghead:
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 21, 2013, 06:53:54 PM: Quote from: Skul on July 21, 2013, 06:02:39 PM
I wouldn't hire that to dig a ditch. Sheesh. :banghead:
Even if you hired him, and he showed up...your ditch still wouldn't get dug.
He is a gay prostitute. That's a lot easier than WORKing.
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2013, 06:58:00 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 21, 2013, 06:53:54 PM
Even if you hired him, and he showed up...your ditch still wouldn't get dug.
He is a gay prostitute. That's a lot easier than WORKing.
In other words, he couldn't be trusted to plow the trench? :naughty:
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Undies on July 21, 2013, 07:58:36 PM: Let's sum up the JFK years for the DUmbasses:

He was a too-horny dullard with a bad back who couldn't even command a PT boat, who had a rich daddy who bought him enough votes to get in the White House, along with his gold-digging wife, two weird kids, and his brother.
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: Skul on July 21, 2013, 08:03:41 PM: Quote from: Undies on July 21, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Let's sum up the JFK years for the DUmbasses:

He was a too-horny dullard with a bad back who couldn't even command a PT boat, who had a rich daddy who bought him enough votes to get in the White House, along with his gold-digging wife, two weird kids, and his brother.
Sums it up quite nicely. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2013, 08:34:56 PM: Quote from: Undies on July 21, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Let's sum up the JFK years for the DUmbasses:

He was a too-horny dullard with a bad back who couldn't even command a PT boat, who had a rich daddy who bought him enough votes to get in the White House, along with his gold-digging wife, two weird kids, and his brother.

And in the Kennedy/Corleone mob, he wasn't even his father's choice.

JFK was the Fredo of the family.

The old man wanted to buy the White House for Sonny (Joe, Jr.), but he died too soon.

The evil genius of the second generation was the little brother Michael (the snotty Bobby Kennedy).

The drunken slug Teddy didn't have a part.
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 21, 2013, 08:42:33 PM: Quote
Taverner (54,097 posts) Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:17 PM
I was not there, it took 7 more years for genetics to perfect someone as awesome as me.

Ain't Taverner a self described heroin user? If so, boy that some good genes he got!!!
Title: Re: Taverner primitive brings up November 22, 1963
Post by: BattleHymn on July 21, 2013, 08:50:12 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
And in the Kennedy/Corleone mob, he wasn't even his father's choice.

JFK was the Fredo of the family.

The old man wanted to buy the White House for Sonny (Joe, Jr.), but he died too soon.

The evil genius of the second generation was the little brother Michael (the snotty Bobby Kennedy).

The drunken slug Teddy didn't have a part.

Well, the last one is only partially true. When Teddy was around, there was never any need for the Kennedy family to have one of the contraptions pictured below. So he did serve at least some purpose, small as it may be.

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/RVE_Bear_Bottle_Holder1_POP_zps998f36fb.jpg)