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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on July 19, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
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A little tidbit from my files:
This was nominated "Best E-Mail of 1997".
A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
Room Service: Morny. Ruin Sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room service"
RS: "Rye...Ruin Sorbees...morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"
G: "Uh...yes...I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please"
RS: "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means'."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English Muffin!! I've got it!! You were saying 'Toast'! Fine! Yes, an English Muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymund"
G: "You're welcome!"
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