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Title: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 18, 2013, 05:39:47 PM
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LITHIA, Fla. (AP) — A woman has been banned from swimming in her community’s pool because she wants to wear a blue, silicone mermaid tail.

Jenna Conti, who lives in a subdivision east of downtown Tampa, had been in the community pool with her custom-made tail once before with the staff’s okay.

Conti, who calls herself Eden Sirene while in the water, has a custom-made silicon mermaid tail. While her dream is to swim at the Florida Aquarium, she said she wanted to swim with the kids at the FishHawk Ranch community pool.

But last week, the community leaders told her it violated a policy against swim fins. On Monday night, the FishHawk Community Development board voted to keep her out of the pool because of the swim fin policy. The story has gained worldwide interest since a resident of the community posted photos of Conti in the pool on Facebook.
--more at link
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2013/07/18/woman-wears-mermaid-tail-banned-from-community-pool/
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/5228/qhsu.jpg)
Just Look at her...she's so sad.

Original story and the pic above is from the Tampa Bay Times
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/fishhawk-mermaid-asks-board-to-change-pool-rules-against-swim-fins/2131896

Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: J P Sousa on July 18, 2013, 05:50:55 PM
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  the FishHawk Community Development board voted to keep her out of the pool 

Just who are these idiots on the board.........old men who can't get it up anymore ?   :rotf:
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Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Chris_ on July 18, 2013, 06:19:41 PM
At least she doesn't think she's a male cat.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: ColonelCarrots on July 18, 2013, 09:09:37 PM
I wonder what her merkin looks like.











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Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: seahorse513 on July 18, 2013, 09:42:59 PM
Looks like she is topless...
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Chris_ on July 18, 2013, 09:48:42 PM
Looks like she is topless...
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: catsmtrods on July 19, 2013, 05:11:58 AM
She can come and swim in my pool. Wait, I don't have a pool. I'll build one if she will come and swim in it!
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 19, 2013, 05:53:38 AM
She can come and swim in my pool. Wait, I don't have a pool. I'll build one if she will come and swim in it!

Build it and you will come.....maybe she will too.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Big Dog on July 19, 2013, 06:37:47 AM
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/5228/qhsu.jpg)

If only she was a redhead...

THE LITTLE MERMAID III
Rated R

Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Karin on July 19, 2013, 08:32:53 AM
She's got a bikini top on, it's just in the shadows a little.  She's very pretty, isn't she?  What possible harm could this tail or swim fins do to a pool? 
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 19, 2013, 08:42:58 AM
I wonder what her merkin looks like.

Pretty crappie, most likely.










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Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: seahorse513 on July 19, 2013, 08:48:32 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, No, but that could be one of the reasons, they wont let her swim in the pool....
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: NHSparky on July 19, 2013, 09:17:03 AM
She can't wear fins in the pool, but you've got a bunch of 80-year old geezers who can't wear DEPENDS and dump gallons of whiz in there.

Yeah, you know they do.

In other news, down in Portsmouth someone took a dump in the public pool and managed to get it shut down in the middle of the day when the heat index was pushing 105.  Yeah, that's a good thing, getting a "Code Brown" called away.

(And yes, that's exactly what they call it when someone takes a dump in the pool.)
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: seahorse513 on July 19, 2013, 09:35:31 AM
She can't wear fins in the pool, but you've got a bunch of 80-year old geezers who can't wear DEPENDS and dump gallons of whiz in there.

Yeah, you know they do.

In other news, down in Portsmouth someone took a dump in the public pool and managed to get it shut down in the middle of the day when the heat index was pushing 105.  Yeah, that's a good thing, getting a "Code Brown" called away.

(And yes, that's exactly what they call it when someone takes a dump in the pool.)
That is one of the reasons I will not use a community pool...
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 20, 2013, 12:01:56 AM
Just who are these idiots on the board.........old men who can't get it up anymore ?   :rotf:
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More likely, their old bitty wives, who got pissed that the old men WERE getting it up while she was arguing her case. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: obumazombie on July 20, 2013, 12:52:29 AM
She can't wear fins in the pool, but you've got a bunch of 80-year old geezers who can't wear DEPENDS and dump gallons of whiz in there.

Yeah, you know they do.

In other news, down in Portsmouth someone took a dump in the public pool and managed to get it shut down in the middle of the day when the heat index was pushing 105.  Yeah, that's a good thing, getting a "Code Brown" called away.

(And yes, that's exactly what they call it when someone takes a dump in the pool.)
I'm surprised vesta hasn't jumped on this.
Nurse slang for an unauthorized number 2 is also code brown.
Code yellow is unauthorized number 1.
Code green is unauthorized return of meals via reverse peristalsis.

This also reminds me of a very crude joke that I will only retell with the proper amount of instigation.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Wineslob on July 22, 2013, 01:42:09 PM
She can come and swim in my pool. Wait, I don't have a pool. I'll build one if she will come and swim in it!


If you build it, she will swim.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Karin on July 22, 2013, 03:16:35 PM
Owebumazombie, why not post it in the Short Bus?  There's all kinds of crude and tasteless things in there, your joke will have good company. 
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 22, 2013, 10:20:29 PM
I bet her cooch smells like human.
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: CG6468 on July 22, 2013, 10:25:26 PM
I bet her cooch smells like human.

Where, exactly, is her cooch?
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2013, 07:50:15 AM
Where, exactly, is her cooch?

Down at the Y, of course....   :whistling:
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: CG6468 on July 23, 2013, 10:15:13 AM
Down at the Y, of course....   :whistling:

Ahhh. As I suspected.  :wink:
Title: Re: Pool Bans Mermaid. Fins not allowed. Would YOU ban this poor bikini girl?
Post by: Maxiest on July 23, 2013, 10:17:04 AM
Build it and you will come.....maybe she will too.

You spelled come wrong.   :naughty: