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Title: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Mary Ann on July 18, 2013, 05:33:30 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023285004#post11

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reformist2 (4,663 posts)    Wed Jul 17, 2013, 09:45 PM

Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart?

How much would it cost, really? One McDonalds has what, six workers at any given moment? Mulitply that six by $8.00 an hour, then by 18 hours a day, by 30 days a month, and it comes to the whopping total of... $26,000 in payroll expenses.

Look how easy it is for politicians to get wealthy donors to cough up $1,000 a plate at their fundraisers. All it would take is 26 plates, and the entire staff of one McDonald's could be liberated for a month!

Doing the same for a Wal-Mart, would be considerably more expensive, admittedly.

A few of "the smartest people in the world" understand what's wrong with this idea . . .
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: dandi on July 18, 2013, 05:59:53 AM
I thought we were already doing that. It's called welfare, unemployment, food stamps, etc.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 18, 2013, 06:05:10 AM
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Incitatus (4,481 posts)

3. I don't follow.

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What good would that do? Are you saying paying every employee to not work there for a month? They would just get fired and replaced. Then a month later they would have no job. Is there something more to this plan that would force these businesses to pay a living wage that I'm missing?

Keep in mind they have billions and billions. Would your plan would require the ability to raise more than they can outspend

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leveymg (27,346 posts)

5. Believe it or not, Nixon seriously proposed a minimum income in America.

We would have far fewer McDonald's and Walmarts. Maybe, that would be a really good thing to consider going back to.

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factsarenotfair (258 posts)

7. Yes, but do you know what happened when they tested it?

A lot of the women in bad marriages got divorces; I think that's a big reason the idea was abandoned.

So we hate livable wage laws because it allows women to abandon bad marriages.

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HiPointDem (19,575 posts)

12. yeah, people who work at mcdonalds have such stable marriages otherwise.
 
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low-income people are more likely to divorce and less likely to get married in the first place. guaranteed income would probably save more marriages than it would destroy, because economic instability is the #1 cause of marriage problems -- not evil men.

upper middle class people have the most stable marriages & the least divorce.

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factsarenotfair (258 posts)

6. I helped someone not work at Wal-Mart. :)
 
On the other hand, I saw someone who had been mistreated somewhere else and fired working there. So, it's an ongoing battle.

Finally...

...someone gives this idea the respect it deserves:

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Capt. Obvious (1,911 posts)

13. Better idea: everyone just excrete money
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: GCBill on July 18, 2013, 06:13:06 AM
For people who profess to love science so much, they sure do hate math.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 18, 2013, 06:35:08 AM
For people who profess to love science so much, they sure do hate math.

No matter how often most of these idiots try to jimmy the figures, the answer is:

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4732934795429604&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Freeper on July 18, 2013, 06:52:01 AM
Maybe we could pay stupid people not to be stupid.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Big Dog on July 18, 2013, 06:57:37 AM
I don't work at McD's or Walmart.

Where's my check, DUmmy?
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Mary Ann on July 18, 2013, 07:13:43 AM
Maybe we could pay stupid people not to be stupid.

There isn't enough $$$ in the world for that.  :(
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: USA4ME on July 18, 2013, 07:58:46 AM
Quote from:
reformist2

Is it time we got together...

Who is this "we?" Wasn't he one of the pilots on the jet that crashed in SF (Wi To Lo)?

The primitives, who don't have two nickels to rub together between all of them, are going to raise enough money to pay people not to work. Their boycotts always work so well, no reason to believe this won't work, too.

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Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Karin on July 18, 2013, 08:02:03 AM
Oh my God, I don't even know what to say.  9:00 am and already the stupidest thread of the day. 
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2013, 08:27:31 AM
Oh my God, I don't even know what to say.  9:00 am and already the stupidest thread of the day. 

And you know that it's gonna get worse! :whistling:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Splashdown on July 18, 2013, 08:28:44 AM
I don't work at McD's or Walmart.

Where's my check, DUmmy?

I'm sure it's, uh, in the mail, along with his, uh, rent check and electric bill, um, yeah.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Undies on July 18, 2013, 08:32:50 AM
I have always liked the underlying implication that the nation is teeming with like-minded idiots just waiting for a brilliant idea from a DU goon to spring forth and change the world.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Skul on July 18, 2013, 08:39:17 AM
I saw this yesterday when it was brand new.  Kind of wondered ai the time whether it would take off.
My first thought was how long before some primitive stated the obvious.
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Response to reformist2 (Original post)
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 08:44 AM
Iggo (22,886 posts)
18. It's time we tax the rich.
And there you have it.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Dongus on July 18, 2013, 11:02:19 AM
If the combined talent and ambition of an individual begins and ends in front of a fryolator, why is that anyone else's business?  McDonalds and Walmart both have career tracks available for employees to advance.  Hell, my parents' neighbor is one of the managers at the local Walmart, and my parents are evil rethuglican business owners.  So, it appears that not all Walmart employees are fed on gruel with a vicious whipping for desert.

A friend of mine from high school, that I still keep in touch with, has spent his entire adult life working essentially the same job he had in school.  I guess he likes making pizza.  The man actively avoids taking on any additional responsibility that would lead to more pay.  Why does the left think they have a right to interfere with the perfectly legitimate life he, and others like him, choose to live?  :???:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2013, 11:40:10 AM
I don't work at McD's or Walmart.

Where's my check, DUmmy?

If they're going to pay me not to work there, I am going right down there and get a job that they can pay me not to do......I am sure to get the job because I have never missed a days work so they can be damn certain I won't show up for work everyday.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: zeitgeist on July 18, 2013, 12:05:40 PM
If they're going to pay me not to work there, I am going right down there and get a job that they can pay me not to do......I am sure to get the job because I have never missed a days work so they can be damn certain I won't show up for work everyday.
When I first saw this thread I thought it was from another Bash Mickey D.  Did you happen to catch this one? 


http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10023282701

one of the priceless quotes from it:

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reformist2 (4,615 posts)

35. The low pay is bad. But the main problem is the normalization of the part-time job.
Big companies like McDonald's should simply not be allowed to hire so many part-timers, thereby making them scramble to find piecemeal work elsewhere to make ends meet, and of course denying them any benefits full-timers might get, and generally dooming them to poverty. 

DUmmies do not understand business operates.  Any business.   BTW part time will only get worse thanks to ACA aka ObamaCare.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: dane on July 18, 2013, 12:16:37 PM
Looking at the time stamps on the many responses throughout the day, just in GD in DUmmyland, and even considering the various time zones involved - they can not ALL be on lunch break when making these posts.

So I'm guessing a whole lot of employers are paying DUmmies NOT to work but rather to play on chat boards on the company computer.

OR, there are a lot of people in the basements of their parents.

BTW lurking DUmmies, both of my daughters have full time jobs, with benefits, and they are both registered Republicans.  And I'm retired.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: 67 Rover on July 18, 2013, 12:41:56 PM
Ideas like this lead me to believe that maybe marijuana is not as harmless as those in DUmmieland claim.

Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Dori on July 18, 2013, 01:10:20 PM
Ideas like this lead me to believe that maybe marijuana is not as harmless as those in DUmmieland claim.




A couple of days ago, a doctor on tv was talking about how marijuana does affect your brain, and not on a temporary basis either.  It also makes you paranoid.


Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: obumazombie on July 18, 2013, 01:24:35 PM
I would love it even more if the DUmmie discussion of paying people on minimum wage not to do their jobs if I knew there were no moles stirring the pot. Then they could own all the insanity.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Carl on July 18, 2013, 01:31:53 PM
If the DUmbass knew anything about business they would understand that even at 8.00/hr paid it costs the company between 12 and 16.00/hr in expense.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: obumazombie on July 18, 2013, 01:33:49 PM
If the DUmbass knew anything about business they would understand that even at 8.00/hr paid it costs the company between 12 and 16.00/hr in expense.
And they would know that for almost all business, payroll is the biggest expense.
And they would know that on average an employee must bring in 5 times what they are paid to be worth hiring.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Carl on July 18, 2013, 03:23:43 PM
And they would know that for almost all business, payroll is the biggest expense.
And they would know that on average an employee must bring in 5 times what they are paid to be worth hiring.

Biggest and also one of the few controllable.
That is why they don`t understand that with all the questions in the air what Os various agendas will bring companies are reluctant to hire.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: hillneck on July 18, 2013, 06:33:01 PM
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How much would it cost, really? One McDonalds has what, six workers at any given moment? Mulitply that six by $8.00 an hour, then by 18 hours a day, by 30 days a month, and it comes to the whopping total of... $26,000 in payroll expenses.
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Hey DUmmie, you forgot to multiply it times the number of McDonalds.  The number I found was over 14,000 in the U.S.  That would come to over 300 million.  I guess we can just add that to PrezBO's deficit.     :hammer:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Celtic Rose on July 18, 2013, 06:37:58 PM
LOL, DUmmies, you can pay me not work at McDonald's anytime.  I'll tell you where you can send me my check  :rofl:
Title: Re: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 18, 2013, 06:55:37 PM
FFS , can these DUmmies get any DUmber?
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 18, 2013, 09:49:56 PM
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Wed Jul 17, 2013, 09:45 PM
reformist2 (4,626 posts)

Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart?

How would the DUmmies do that?

Pool their food stamps?
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: obumazombie on July 19, 2013, 12:13:22 AM
How would the DUmmies do that?

Pool their food stamps?


One of them observed that dems put on fundraising dinners at $1,000.00 a plate.
Title: Re: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 19, 2013, 04:53:15 AM
FFS , can these DUmmies get any DUmber?

Absolutely.

Next question?
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: diesel driver on July 19, 2013, 05:34:54 AM
Seems to me I've heard this line of thinking before, a long time ago.

It was in junior high, or maybe even high school, back in the early to mid '70s.

I believe it was discussing Communism and the old USSR.  Everybody had a "job" and a "place to live", etc., etc. regardless if they actually did anything or not.

These "ideas" have been around since the days of

(BTW, where IS the "old USSR" these days?)

FFS , can these DUmmies get any DUmber?

DUmmie were born stupid, and loose more ground every day.
Title: Re: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Big Dog on July 19, 2013, 06:24:29 AM
FFS , can these DUmmies get any DUmber?

That is a bottomless well of stupid; the real reason for the "Underground" in their name.

The kind of stupid that was only possible after the invention of negative integers.

So stupid they'd come out the other side in China.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: ExGeeEye on July 19, 2013, 06:32:30 AM

(BTW, where IS the "old USSR" these days?)

Europe.

And Asia.

Names have been changed, along with many of the policies.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: jtyangel on July 19, 2013, 07:06:57 AM
This while the Feds can't afford to pay thier own employees Fulltime? Yeah ok dumbass
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: 67 Rover on July 19, 2013, 08:41:22 AM
Seems to me I've heard this line of thinking before, a long time ago.

It was in junior high, or maybe even high school, back in the early to mid '70s.

I believe it was discussing Communism and the old USSR.  Everybody had a "job" and a "place to live", etc., etc. regardless if they actually did anything or not.

These "ideas" have been around since the days of

(BTW, where IS the "old USSR" these days?)

DUmmie were born stupid, and loose more ground every day.


Look around, it's well underway here in the U.S.  (IRS targeting, Spying on citizens, Killing citizens without trials, drones/police cars/traffic cameras monitoring movements, etc.)
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Zathras on July 19, 2013, 08:47:20 AM
Hey DUmbasses.....I get paid for not working at Wal-Mart or McDonalds. That's because I found a better job and don't have to work there.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: NHSparky on July 19, 2013, 09:05:52 AM
Maybe we could pay stupid people not to be stupid.

But if they paid us for every time they were stupid, we'd be rich, RICH, I tell you!!!
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: seahorse513 on July 19, 2013, 09:17:22 AM
I think I have been insulted :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: zeitgeist on July 19, 2013, 02:43:09 PM
I think I have been insulted :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Probably not intentionally.  How long have you been with Wally World anyway?  I am always at one or the other down here.   
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: seahorse513 on July 19, 2013, 08:10:18 PM
Probably not intentionally.  How long have you been with Wally World anyway?  I am always at one or the other down here.   
I have been with the company 10 years come Feb. I work at Portsmouth on rt 1, either in lawn and garden, fabrics, crafts/stationary. I am the little redhead, running around like a mad woman :panic:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: diesel driver on July 19, 2013, 08:13:07 PM
Europe.

And Asia.

Names have been changed, along with many of the policies.


Look around, it's well underway here in the U.S.  (IRS targeting, Spying on citizens, Killing citizens without trials, drones/police cars/traffic cameras monitoring movements, etc.)

You are both correct, but I was referring to the politics of the USSR of the Cold War days, compared to what exists of it today.

I am painfully aware that what was once taught to me as a grade school student about the USSR is what I am living in today in the USA.

I am DAMNED PISSED OFF at the liberals for pushing this "CHANGE" on my once great nation.

I am also to the point if any of them want to push for some more "CHANGE", I will PUSH BACK, with EXTREME PREJUDICE! 

Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: RobJohnson on July 19, 2013, 09:08:38 PM
When I first saw this thread I thought it was from another Bash Mickey D.  Did you happen to catch this one? 


http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10023282701

one of the priceless quotes from it:

DUmmies do not understand business operates.  Any business.   BTW part time will only get worse thanks to ACA aka ObamaCare.

 


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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 05:55 PM

LittleGirl (957 posts)

20. it's disgraceful!

The cable companies are robbing these poor people of most of their money! How do they eat? It's sickening



 :lmao:


I worked in the restaurant business. There are usually plenty of hours for those that actually want to work and don't mind working their ass off. The lazy workers I would only schedule when I needed a "body" for a few hours........that is how it works. That is how it works where I work now...

****ing cry babies.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: Rebel on July 19, 2013, 10:19:21 PM
For people who profess to love science so much, they sure do hate math.

Or basic economics. Supply and Demand exists in every nation on the face of the planet. It's only made worse when idiots with the DUmbasses' mindset take total control of the system.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: diesel driver on July 20, 2013, 02:36:29 AM
Or basic economics. Supply and Demand exists in every nation on the face of the planet. It's only made worse when idiots with the DUmbasses' mindset take total control of the system.

The Law of Supply and Demand is a law that cannot be changed, amended, circumvented, ignored, controlled, or repealed by ANY government.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: RobJohnson on July 20, 2013, 05:44:55 PM
If the DUmbass knew anything about business they would understand that even at 8.00/hr paid it costs the company between 12 and 16.00/hr in expense.

It's hard to know any thing about the cost of doing business when you have never had a job.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 20, 2013, 06:07:00 PM

I worked in the restaurant business. There are usually plenty of hours for those that actually want to work and don't mind working their ass off. The lazy workers I would only schedule when I needed a "body" for a few hours........that is how it works. That is how it works where I work now...

****ing cry babies.

Exactly. You get a good couple of three employees that bust their ass, you don't need six per shift and can pay them more.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: zeitgeist on July 22, 2013, 06:54:31 AM
The Law of Supply and Demand is a law that cannot be changed, amended, circumvented, ignored, controlled, or repealed by ANY government.

[du] well, that 's just mean spirited [/du off] :rotf: :rofl: :lmao:
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 22, 2013, 08:13:28 AM
I haven't done a damn thing for a week......WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK, DUMMIES?????????
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: zeitgeist on July 22, 2013, 10:30:13 AM
I have been with the company 10 years come Feb. I work at Portsmouth on rt 1, either in lawn and garden, fabrics, crafts/stationary. I am the little redhead, running around like a mad woman :panic:

Thought you were in Falmouth for some reason.   I was just at P_mart picking up some camper chemicals.  I will have to keep an eye out next time I am by.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: seahorse513 on July 22, 2013, 10:40:39 AM
Thought you were in Falmouth for some reason.   I was just at P_mart picking up some camper chemicals.  I will have to keep an eye out next time I am by.
I used to be....I moved back to NH to be with mum after my stepdad passed away, and transferred to Portsmouth.
Title: Re: Is it time we got together and PAID people NOT to work at McDonalds and Wal-Mart
Post by: zeitgeist on July 22, 2013, 01:59:41 PM
I used to be....I moved back to NH to be with mum after my stepdad passed away, and transferred to Portsmouth.

Welcome back.  You will probably miss having Maine income tax taken out.  Think of it as getting an 8% pay raise :-)  put it in a separate account and spend it on yourself April 15, no messy paper work required. :rotf: