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Title: projecting grazing primitive takes a poll
Post by: franksolich on June 17, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3469548

Aha.

The projecting grazing primitive, the one with a certain, uh, psychological problem.

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:17 PM
Original message

Poll question: Who is our "Greatest Living American"?
   
I saw someone use those terms last night when referring to a certain late endorser. I'm wondering what other people think.

Poll result (45 votes)

Al Gore   (4 votes, 9%)   
Bill Clinton   (2 votes, 4%)   
Hillary Clinton   (0 votes, 0%)   
Barack Obama   (0 votes, 0%)   
Jimmy Carter   (17 votes, 38%)   
Dennis Kucinich   (1 votes, 2%)   
Howard Dean   (0 votes, 0%)   
Jon Stewart   (1 votes, 2%)   
Tim Russert   (3 votes, 7%)
Someone else (please specify)   (17 votes, 38%)

There's a problem with this poll; it doesn't include George Bush, undeniably the greatest living American.

It doesn't include Richard Cheney either.

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YOY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:18 PM
Response to Original message

1. Other: Keith Olberman
   
The only one pointing out the glaring inadequacies of the current administration at times.

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:23 PM
Response to Reply #1

7. Ooh -- I can't believe I left him out.

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sinkingfeeling  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:18 PM
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2. Psst, Tim Russert is dead, so can't be our 'greatest living American'.

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:19 PM
Response to Reply #2

4. Tim Russert can do anything. He's the Chuck Norris of newsmen.

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Orrex  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:21 PM
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5. Chuck Norris will kick your ass when he hears that you said that
   
Chuck Norris would never equate himself with the most perfect and sublime of all celebrity, multimillionaire pseudojournalists.

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annabanana  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:19 PM
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3. my Dad
   
If you ask ME. .

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mainegreen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:22 PM
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6. Only politicals?
   
Pffffft.

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natrat  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:24 PM
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8. mat lauer

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BrklynLib at work  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:24 PM
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9. Bill Moyers

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:30 PM
Response to Reply #9

13. Another blatant omission on my part
   
Damn, I suck at this.

The projecting grazing primitive's not so hot in a lot of other things, too.

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I Have A Dream  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:35 PM
Response to Reply #9

19. Yep. That's who I thought of right away. He gets my vote too.
   
On edit: I have to say that I also really, really respect Dennis Kucinich.

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tomg  Donating Member  (887 posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:26 PM
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10. For me, it is always a toss-up between four people: Jimmy Carter, Pete Seeger, Bill Moyers and anonymous activist who works the soup kitches, or organizes the anti-war marches, or runs a clothing drive for a family that lost it all in a fire or. . . ( and does it over and over again and has done it for years - the unknown version of the Big Three). Gore is really close to that bunch.

on edit: not necessarily political activist but citizen activist

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graywarrior  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:27 PM
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11. Rescue workers including firefighters, EMT's, Paramedics, Emergency Ward personnel

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yellowdogintexas  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:29 PM
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12. from this list: Jimmy Carter
   
but Bill Moyers is a good one too

Don't nobody laugh; as late as the 1950s and 1960s there were Republicans who thought the Great Humanitarian Herbert Hoover was the greatest thing since sliced bread, too.

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DFW  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:30 PM
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14. Either Helen Thomas, or.......;
   
Some totally unknown person, selflessly giving their time to help others, probably in a hopeless cause, but not wanting to die saying they never tried.

Not being the type to seek recognition or thanks, we'll never know their name.

Uh-oh.  Political correctness seeps in, from the el finko primitive, the primitive who doesn't like rural folk.

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El Pinko  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:31 PM
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15. Wow, not a single woman on the list?
   
I'm not sure, but my guess is it's probably a woman.

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:37 PM
Response to Reply #15

20. Um... do you know something about Hillary Clinton that I don't?

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Howler  Donating Member  (106 posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:32 PM
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16. Gore Vidal!!!!!
   
Too me he is the 'greatest living American" And a national treasure to boot.

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Bozita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:33 PM
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17. Studs Terkel

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maxsolomon  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:33 PM
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18. Bob ****ing Dylan
   
duh.

And then the projecting grazing primitive makes a Freudian slip:

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:37 PM
Response to Reply #18

21. If his middle name actually was "****ing", he'd get my vote.

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ColbertWatcher  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:38 PM
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22. Who else?
   
How dare you not include this great American's name in your list.

"Other" indeed.

after which a photograph; I have no idea who the celebrity is, but he looks pretty stupid

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jgraz  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #22

23. Couldn't put Jon and Stephen on the list -- too few slots
   
And without Jon Stewart, there would be no Stephen Colbert.

Oh.
Title: Re: projecting grazing primitive takes a poll
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 17, 2008, 12:02:09 PM
How does a poll asking for the "greatest living American" include Tim Russert?  The DUmmies don't read the news much, do they?
Title: Greatest Living American
Post by: Bondai on June 17, 2008, 12:55:36 PM
I stumbled on this one this morning. I was sure it would have some interesting choices, I wasn't disappointed.

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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-17-08 04:18 PM
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1. Other: Keith Olberman
 The only one pointing out the glaring inadequacies of the current administration at times.
'cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash. If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my ass - MC Chris (He does it Fo' the Shorteez!)
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Oh hell no!......

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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #9
32. Toss up between him and Jimmy Carter/Al Gore I think...
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You knew this one was coming.

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DFW  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:30 PM
Response to Original message
14. Either Helen Thomas, or.......;
 Some totally unknown person, selflessly giving their time to help others,
probably in a hopeless cause, but not wanting to die saying they never tried.
Not being the type to seek recognition or thanks, we'll never know their name.
"Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it." -- André Gide
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HELEN THOMAS! You must be joking.

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jgraz  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #16
43. Yep, another great choice. Also Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn.
 Proud to be 100% behind Dennis Kucinich ... um ... 90% behind John Edwards ... ok ... 80% behind Barack Obama.
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Don't forget the commies...

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cynatnite  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:54 PM
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34. What about these women...
 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Maxine Waters
Oprah Winfrey
Nancy Pelosi

Some folks on this list would also include Cindy Sheehan. To a point I agree since she did help put the antiwar movement in the headlines at a crucial time, IMO.

Interesting that no women were on this list.
Jumping on bandwagons are easy...Not getting on them in the first place is what's hard
http://smalleruptions.blogspot.com/ 
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That does it for me...I can't stand any more.....


Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 17, 2008, 12:57:11 PM
I stumbled on this one this morning. I was sure it would have some interesting choices, I wasn't disappointed.

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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-17-08 04:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. Other: Keith Olberman
 The only one pointing out the glaring inadequacies of the current administration at times.
'cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash. If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my ass - MC Chris (He does it Fo' the Shorteez!)
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Oh hell no!......

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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #9
32. Toss up between him and Jimmy Carter/Al Gore I think...
 ...
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You knew this one was coming.

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DFW  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:30 PM
Response to Original message
14. Either Helen Thomas, or.......;
 Some totally unknown person, selflessly giving their time to help others,
probably in a hopeless cause, but not wanting to die saying they never tried.
Not being the type to seek recognition or thanks, we'll never know their name.
"Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it." -- André Gide
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HELEN THOMAS! You must be joking.

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jgraz  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #16
43. Yep, another great choice. Also Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn.
 Proud to be 100% behind Dennis Kucinich ... um ... 90% behind John Edwards ... ok ... 80% behind Barack Obama.
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Don't forget the commies...

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cynatnite  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:54 PM
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34. What about these women...
 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Maxine Waters
Oprah Winfrey
Nancy Pelosi

Some folks on this list would also include Cindy Sheehan. To a point I agree since she did help put the antiwar movement in the headlines at a crucial time, IMO.

Interesting that no women were on this list.
Jumping on bandwagons are easy...Not getting on them in the first place is what's hard
http://smalleruptions.blogspot.com/ 
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That does it for me...I can't stand any more.....




This has already been posted by franksolich.
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: Jim on June 17, 2008, 12:57:24 PM
Helen Thomas is alive ?
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 17, 2008, 12:58:48 PM
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8906.0.html

Dupe
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: Bondai on June 17, 2008, 12:59:30 PM
I stumbled on this one this morning. I was sure it would have some interesting choices, I wasn't disappointed.

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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-17-08 04:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. Other: Keith Olberman
 The only one pointing out the glaring inadequacies of the current administration at times.
'cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash. If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my ass - MC Chris (He does it Fo' the Shorteez!)
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Oh hell no!......

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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #9
32. Toss up between him and Jimmy Carter/Al Gore I think...
 ...
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You knew this one was coming.

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DFW  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:30 PM
Response to Original message
14. Either Helen Thomas, or.......;
 Some totally unknown person, selflessly giving their time to help others,
probably in a hopeless cause, but not wanting to die saying they never tried.
Not being the type to seek recognition or thanks, we'll never know their name.
"Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it." -- André Gide
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HELEN THOMAS! You must be joking.

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jgraz  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #16
43. Yep, another great choice. Also Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn.
 Proud to be 100% behind Dennis Kucinich ... um ... 90% behind John Edwards ... ok ... 80% behind Barack Obama.
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Don't forget the commies...

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cynatnite  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:54 PM
Response to Original message
34. What about these women...
 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Maxine Waters
Oprah Winfrey
Nancy Pelosi

Some folks on this list would also include Cindy Sheehan. To a point I agree since she did help put the antiwar movement in the headlines at a crucial time, IMO.

Interesting that no women were on this list.
Jumping on bandwagons are easy...Not getting on them in the first place is what's hard
http://smalleruptions.blogspot.com/ 
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That does it for me...I can't stand any more.....




This has already been posted by franksolich.

OOPS! sorry about that. Maybe one of the mods can delete it for me.
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 01:03:34 PM
Helen Thomas is alive ?
:rotf:
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: miskie on June 17, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Helen Thomas is alive ?

 Sort of. As long as she has a fresh blood supply and brains on which to feast she continues to move about much like the living.
Title: Re: Greatest Living American
Post by: Willow on June 17, 2008, 01:37:37 PM
I stumbled on this one this morning. I was sure it would have some interesting choices, I wasn't disappointed.

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YOY  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jun-17-08 04:18 PM
Response to Original message
1. Other: Keith Olberman
 The only one pointing out the glaring inadequacies of the current administration at times.
'cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash. If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my ass - MC Chris (He does it Fo' the Shorteez!)
 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top

Oh hell no!......

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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #9
32. Toss up between him and Jimmy Carter/Al Gore I think...
 ...
 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top

You knew this one was coming.

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DFW  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:30 PM
Response to Original message
14. Either Helen Thomas, or.......;
 Some totally unknown person, selflessly giving their time to help others,
probably in a hopeless cause, but not wanting to die saying they never tried.
Not being the type to seek recognition or thanks, we'll never know their name.
"Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it." -- André Gide
 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top

HELEN THOMAS! You must be joking.

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jgraz  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #16
43. Yep, another great choice. Also Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn.
 Proud to be 100% behind Dennis Kucinich ... um ... 90% behind John Edwards ... ok ... 80% behind Barack Obama.
 Alert Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top

Don't forget the commies...

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cynatnite  (1000+ posts)       Tue Jun-17-08 04:54 PM
Response to Original message
34. What about these women...
 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Maxine Waters
Oprah Winfrey
Nancy Pelosi

Some folks on this list would also include Cindy Sheehan. To a point I agree since she did help put the antiwar movement in the headlines at a crucial time, IMO.

Interesting that no women were on this list.
Jumping on bandwagons are easy...Not getting on them in the first place is what's hard
http://smalleruptions.blogspot.com/ 
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That does it for me...I can't stand any more.....





I'm with you "sweetie" it's almost too much to bear!