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Title: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 17, 2013, 06:39:02 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3278175
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Liberal_in_LA (29,349 posts)

Hairy woman does not shave [View all]
I'm one of those women who loathes hair removal. I don't know if there are many of us out there, but I suspect there are. Since the first day when, as a teenager, I decided to get rid of the hair on my legs and armpits, I have spent my waking hours in hair removal torture. It's a waste of time that caused me suffering. Nonsense, really. But I didn't question it, either. At the end of the day, I'm a woman, and we have to get rid of our body hair, right?

Did I have another option? For a long time, I felt I didn't, so I merely tried to fully minimize my periods of suffering. I chose not to shave in the winter. After all, I was covered up, and nobody was looking at me... That's when I began to realize I was shaving unnecessarily, and only doing so because it was expected of me as a woman. I enjoyed my hairy legs in winter, yet coninuted to submit to near-weekly shaving torture in summer.

Yes, I am a hairy woman. I have very white skin and very black hair. My legs and armpits are veritable jungles. I know there are smooth-skinned women who shave very rarely and have fine, blonde body hair. But that's not the case with me, so trying to camouflage and pretend that hair is not there doesn't work for me. Besides, I live in Málaga, the weather is warm most of the year and the beach is there for enjoying...
At this point she puts pictures of her hairy -disgusting self. click the link above to see....if you dare,
When I asked my boyfriend to shoot these pictures, he refused. I think he didn't want my hairy legs to be made public. He had enough with having to endure the plan (ha!). We had an interesting conversation and a few seconds later, he admitted he was wrong and agreed to take the pictures. He told me the pictures were an assault against aesthetics. I agree. They're an assault against an aesthetic, against an image of female beauty that we have ingrained in our culture and in our society. That same image I want to change, simply because it's not real. Women have hair on their legs. We have hair on our armpits. And on our pubis. And in a thousand other places. We're hairy, the same as men. And that's real. A reality that women, pressured by one another, insist on hiding.

I still don't know if this year I will succumb to the pressure, if I will shave again. I've not decided yet, but I'm very conscious that if I finally do it, it will be for others, and that drives me apart from my true self.

It is a HUGE bonfire! I have to go to work. So feel free to post any good quotes...
all this and she has a boyfriend? I didn't know sasquatch was into the dating scene.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Big Dog on July 17, 2013, 06:52:26 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3278175
It is a HUGE bonfire! I have to go to work. So feel free to post any good quotes...
all this and she has a boyfriend? I didn't know sasquatch was into the dating scene.

I read the thread. It looks like the DUmmy is not the hairy woman; she posted a HuffingPaint article.

Re: Hairy Woman- she proved she's a mammal, anyway.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 17, 2013, 07:03:06 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3278175
It is a HUGE bonfire! I have to go to work. So feel free to post any good quotes...
all this and she has a boyfriend? I didn't know sasquatch was into the dating scene.
Dude, spork alert... :spork: :puke:

Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Freeper on July 17, 2013, 07:04:30 AM
Dude, spork alert... :spork: :puke:



Any picture of a DUmmy comes with an implied spork alert. Yes I know the thing in the pic is not the DUmmy, but she obviously is as bright as the average DUmmy so she qualifies to be a DUmmy.

Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Skul on July 17, 2013, 07:20:40 AM
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Yes, I am a hairy woman. I have very white skin and very black hair. My legs and armpits are veritable jungles.
Hmmmm, needs no make-up for a bit part in Planet of the Apes.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on July 17, 2013, 07:35:24 AM
I read the thread. It looks like the DUmmy is not the hairy woman; she posted a HuffingPaint article.

Re: Hairy Woman- she proved she's a mammal, anyway.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  

 Ah--- what wonderful childhood memory's of a deceased Aunt--When she hit 40 she quit shaving her legs,

 Why ?????  I have no idea but do remember my poor father dreading every visit from her.    To make it worse she wore panty hoes that matted down the hair and made it look worse then it was.

When the early 60's came in she went with the fad of short skirts and summers at the beach her pubic hair stuck out a good 4 inches on the bottom. " Shit dad would wonder", why the heck doesn't she just braid her under arm hair and put little bows on it .

Poor Daddy, this Auntie came from mothers side and I think she had a crush on Dad.   When Dad sat down she would pull up a chair right in front of him and Dad could not, like a train wreck not stop staring at her legs.  

Unfortunately I wonder if I miss read my Dad and he found her strangely erotic, different, sort of like wondering what sex with a Yeti female would be like.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Karin on July 17, 2013, 07:46:24 AM
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Warpy (70,247 posts)
13. I started living in scrubs and jeans full time when I went into nursing

and stopped bothering to shave

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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Reply #19)
Tue Jul 16, 2013, 11:47 PM
 Skittles (88,061 posts)
30. I only shave my legs for a first date

my legs can be so hairy 

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Response to Skittles (Reply #17)
Tue Jul 16, 2013, 11:49 PM
 Tree-Hugger (507 posts)
32. Not always

I'm blonde. On my head. My legs, pits and the kitten are black as night. Dammit. 

Thanks for sharing.

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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Original post)
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 01:23 AM
undergroundpanther (11,657 posts)
63. I have shaved

my pits and legs,3 times.I thought it was stupid,waste of time,like mowing grass, So I stopped at 14

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cliffordu (29,740 posts)
87. Her hair all over is absolutely gorgeous.

And, as usual, many DUmmies miss the fact that it's a stolen copy/paste from PuffPo, they speak directly to Liberal_LA.  Idiots. 

I once worked with a girl who didn't shave, for I think religious reasons.  She'd wear suits that were cut a little low. She had a patch of chest hair right at the top of the cleavage.  Wear a turtleneck and pants, for Gods sake. 
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Ballygrl on July 17, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
No one posted the pic? UGH!

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-07-04-IMG_2987.jpg)
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2013, 08:07:45 AM
When you're that ugly inside and out, what difference does a little hair make?......6 more beers.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: seahorse513 on July 17, 2013, 09:57:17 AM
If one doesn't like shaving, at least Nair it!!
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2013, 11:36:41 AM
If one doesn't like shaving, at least Nair it!!

Or, wear a burlap burqa. :panic: :bolt: :runaway:
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Ballygrl on July 17, 2013, 12:35:41 PM
If one doesn't like shaving, at least Nair it!!

Nair is great, it keeps the hair off for at least 2 weeks, and waxing is the same.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: J P Sousa on July 17, 2013, 01:46:58 PM
When you're that ugly inside and out, what difference does a little hair make?......6 more beers.

Plus a bottle of Jack.........well, maybe even Jack wouldn't help.  :panic:
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Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: hillneck on July 17, 2013, 01:58:41 PM
I read the thread. It looks like the DUmmy is not the hairy woman; she posted a HuffingPaint article.

Re: Hairy Woman- she proved she's a mammal, anyway.


That might not be the one, but I bet the one in the picture does have a DUmmie name.  Rest assured that it would be a bottle of your finest liquor and lights off proposition.  At the very least.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Skul on July 17, 2013, 02:06:15 PM

That might not be the one, but I bet the one in the picture does have a DUmmie name.  Rest assured that it would be a bottle of your finest liquor and lights off proposition.  At the very least.
Plus two bags.  :-)
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on July 17, 2013, 02:16:20 PM
Nair is great, it keeps the hair off for at least 2 weeks, and waxing is the same.

I had a private duty patient some where in her late 60's that had because of hormone issues or what ever had lost all hair on her legs and arm pits------She was becoming very sparse down there and her problem was her head.

She still had beautiful hair on her head but her eyebrows and face hair was growing at an alarming rate upper lip and a goatee on her chin.   She was even growing hair out her ears that reminded me of my cats.

Once a month I would pack her and wheel chair up and go to a waxing Salon.   There she was buffed up, kind of reminded me of Dorthy when she got into the city of OZ.

I would wait for her and when she came out of the back have to admit she looked 10 years younger.  All that waxing and getting her hair cut, she paid with a credit card, must have been a small fortune in the 80's.    At one point someone in the salon talked her into a bikini wax and a trim.  I came back after a weekend off to find her, when I bathed her much different.    

Her attitude was different, she felt sexy and alive.    She began to exercise more hours of the day, the better she looked the more time she put into it.     She had had a stroke you see and had problems walking and moving her arm.      This woman was getting her grove on, Her wealthy husband visited just one day and night a week and gave her what he had to do to be legally her heir. No question he had abandoned her, or what ever.

I had to leave my duty due to my daughters difficult pregnancy,  but to this day I wonder how Dorithy made out with the other private Nurses when we all knew her husband lived with a mistress one floor down.

Sorry but these life experiences do come back and few are feel good when one works with the public or family.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2013, 02:34:34 PM
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Warpy (70,247 posts)
13. I started living in scrubs and jeans full time when I went into nursing

and stopped bothering to shave

Yep, that's Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive "Warpy," all right.

She has a face like Hindenberg's.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: ColonelCarrots on July 17, 2013, 04:23:41 PM
Kinda looks like David Cross
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMzMzgwOTI1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTg5ODk2Mw@@._V1._SY314_CR11,0,214,314_.jpg)
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: jukin on July 17, 2013, 06:05:07 PM
Plus two bags.  :-)

Three in case a friend accidentally opens the door.

IMHO, if you can drink enough to bed that, then you ain't getting it up.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Splashdown on July 17, 2013, 06:09:28 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Big Dog on July 17, 2013, 06:42:07 PM

That might not be the one, but I bet the one in the picture does have a DUmmie name.  Rest assured that it would be a bottle of your finest liquor and lights off proposition.  At the very least.

If she's not actually registered at DU, she's still a DUmmy by proxy.

(http://geekestateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chewy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Big Don on July 17, 2013, 11:25:29 PM
Plus a bottle of Jack.........well, maybe even Jack wouldn't help.  :panic:
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It would if she hit her victim hard enough with it...
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Zathras on July 18, 2013, 12:46:24 AM
If she's not actually registered at DU, she's still a DUmmy by proxy.

(http://geekestateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chewy.jpg)

Well, ok, but you asked for this......

(http://gorgeousfemaleescorts.com/images/pyxebira.jpg)
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Ballygrl on July 18, 2013, 07:48:43 AM
Yep, that's Ugly, the defrocked warped primitive "Warpy," all right.

She has a face like Hindenberg's.

I was in my early 20's the 1st time I hurt my back, it was early spring and like a lot of women you get a little lax in the winter when it comes to shaving your legs, I didn't look like sasquatch but I had a little hair on my legs. I had to go to the ER and thought crap I can't shave my legs, and of course the ER Doctor was good looking, I was so embarrassed. I try to never to never let my legs go like that after that incident LOL.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on July 18, 2013, 08:02:24 AM
If she's not actually registered at DU, she's still a DUmmy by proxy.

(http://geekestateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chewy.jpg)

Actually, with a bit of clipping here and there, a shave and a hair cut, she would look a bit of like my Ex Mother in law.
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Skul on July 18, 2013, 08:49:46 AM
Actually, with a bit of clipping here and there, a shave and a hair cut, she would look a bit of like my Ex Mother in law.
What's her DUmp handle?  :tongue:
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2013, 08:58:52 AM
What's her DUmp handle?  :tongue:

Warpy . . . :tongue:
Title: Re: Hairy woman does not shave (with picture goodness)
Post by: Skul on July 18, 2013, 09:06:16 AM
Warpy . . . :tongue:
:ohmy:
 :lmao: