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Title: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:24:13 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/15/newser-cow-kills-man/2517321/

I just wonder, Why didn't he mooooooooooooove??
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: CG6468 on July 16, 2013, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:24:13 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/15/newser-cow-kills-man/2517321/

I just wonder, Why didn't he mooooooooooooove??

This is udderly ridiculous.
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Undies on July 16, 2013, 07:32:23 PM
What was his wife doing on the roof?
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:35:44 PM
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What was his wife doing on the roof?
What a bunch of bull!
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: CG6468 on July 16, 2013, 07:38:33 PM
Quote from: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:35:44 PM
What a bunch of bull!

I don't understand what his beef was.
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:49:39 PM
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Undies on July 16, 2013, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:49:39 PM
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?

I veal like we can get a few more gallons out of it.
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: CG6468 on July 16, 2013, 07:56:26 PM
Quote from: Mary Ann on July 16, 2013, 07:49:39 PM
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?

Not quite. The whole thing sounds like bull to me.
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: dutch508 on July 16, 2013, 07:58:04 PM
The man was killed but the cow was just grazed...
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: Eupher on July 17, 2013, 04:59:53 PM
How cud this be possible?
Title: Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2013, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: Eupher on July 17, 2013, 04:59:53 PM
How cud this be possible?

The cow that jumped over the moon.