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Title: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: bijou on June 17, 2008, 09:55:57 AM
Update on this story (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7773.0/highlight,foot+canada.html)

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A human foot has been found on a beach near the west-coast city of Vancouver, Canadian police say.

It is the fifth human foot to wash up on beaches in the area in the past year. The latest find is a left foot, whereas the other four were right feet.

Walkers spotted the body part floating in water off the suburb of Westham Island in British Columbia on Monday.

Police and coroners are trying to identify the foot and discover if it is linked to the others found in the area.

All were wearing shoes and had been in the water for some time.

A police spokesman, PC Sharlene Brooks, said the find was being treated as a criminal investigation.

"We are certainly not discounting the possibility that this may be linked to the other recovered feet, but it is just too premature and very speculative for us to even entertain that right now," PC Brookes said.

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link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7458468.stm)

There's another Canadian hopping today.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Chris_ on June 17, 2008, 09:59:05 AM
They need to find Ilene.  She's probably stumping for some local politician.  You can't miss her, she's a foot shorter than almost everyone else. Her nickname is Peg. 
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: DixieBelle on June 17, 2008, 09:59:53 AM
Well let's hope this one belonged to someone with two left feet :-)
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Chris_ on June 17, 2008, 10:02:04 AM
Well let's hope this one belonged to someone with two left feet :-)
if so, I am sure they'll limp along somehow.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:04:16 AM
In other news, a penis also washed up.  Now authorities are faced with 5'6" of mystery.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Chris_ on June 17, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
In other news, a penis also washed up.  Now authorities are faced with 5'6" of mystery.
Good thing it wasn't mine, or else they would talk about yet another foot.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 10:29:03 AM
In other news, a penis also washed up.  Now authorities are faced with 5'6" of mystery.
Good thing it wasn't mine, or else they would talk about yet another foot.

Why? Does yours look like a little foot?
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: Chris_ on June 17, 2008, 10:31:24 AM
In other news, a penis also washed up.  Now authorities are faced with 5'6" of mystery.
Good thing it wasn't mine, or else they would talk about yet another foot.

Why? Does yours look like a little foot?
Only from certain angles.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 17, 2008, 10:32:52 AM
In other news, a penis also washed up.  Now authorities are faced with 5'6" of mystery.
Good thing it wasn't mine, or else they would talk about yet another foot.

Why? Does yours look like a little foot?

Gee, I bet one shaped like that would hit the 'spot'.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: jendf on June 17, 2008, 10:39:12 AM
Another foot found?! Canada is not doing a good job of stomping out this crime.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: bijou on June 17, 2008, 10:43:06 AM
Another foot found?! Canada is not doing a good job of stomping out this crime.
They are toe-tal  slackers.  :(
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: jendf on June 17, 2008, 10:51:48 AM
Another foot found?! Canada is not doing a good job of stomping out this crime.
They are toe-tal  slackers.  :(

I think they are on the heels of something big though.
Title: Re: Fifth human foot found in Canada
Post by: asdf2231 on June 17, 2008, 10:56:22 AM
I cannot believe ya'll are being so Callous about such evil being afoot!