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Title: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: Freeper on July 10, 2013, 09:35:22 PM
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bunnies (10,579 posts)

Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.


 
   
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Between my downstairs neighbor (an asshole) and my next door neighbor (who I liked until just now). Theyre running the whole gamut of tbagger talking points. This is what Ive learned so far:

1- the gov't is hoarding ammunition because of the impending civil war. Theyre up to something. Obamas gonna kill us all.
2- when are the idiots who voted for Obama gonna stop blaming bush?
3- Christians are being persecuted by the gov't who wants to turn everyone into atheists. No ones gonna tell me I cant be religious!
4- the end-times are upon us so we better be prepared. Its gonna happen. Any day now.
5- theyre coming for our gunzzzz!
6- they'd both have shot the hell out of that "little black punk" too.
7- foreign wimmins are much more devoted to their men. (assholes wife is Russian)
8- the collapse of the dollar is coming so... buy moar gunzzz and build that bunker!
9- better hide those gunz cuz see: #6
10- too bad everyone else isnt as smart and informed as they are. When are the rest of us gonna wake the **** up?

Holy ****ing hell. Sorry to drag all of you into this hell but its the only thing thats keeping me from going down there and screaming at them both. How the shit am I supposed to be civil to these assholes now? Mind you... good christian military guy downstairs spends hours every day screaming at his wife who is constantly yelling that she hates him and wants to go back to Russia. ****. If I had to live with that bullshit Id want to go back to Russa too.

This is the first time Ive had to deal with this type of idiot in person. I really dont know how to deal with them now. Im not even sure I can be "nice".

edit: well, luckily it started raining which sent them scurrying. Good. I dont think I could have taken much more.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023219934

Now bouncies deliver, you don't even have to leave your basement to encounter right wing thugs.  :rotf:

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bunnies (10,579 posts)
8. nope.

In a regular neighborhood where most of the big old houses are now apartments. I cant believe they were talking like that loudly, outside, where everyone could hear. They both belong on FR. This sucks. Now I want to move.

Please move to some country that already has socialism and leave us alone.

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wryter2000 (33,567 posts)
4. Wow

So sorry you had to hear that. If they start again, is there any way to play something loud outside the window? Say, the Dixie Chicks or President Obama talking? That'd send them back under their rocks.

Avoid both of them, but if it ever sounds as if the downstairs asshole hits his wife, call the police.

 :whatever:

OMG sympathy for having to hear that.  :mental:

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zbdent (34,691 posts)
27. He's partly right about #3 ...

"No ones gonna tell me I cant be religious!"

Nope. No one will. Not even atheists.

We ain't gonna tell him he can't be religious ...

How many DUmmies have said they wish religion would disappear? Wishing that someone would go away translates to wanting the government to ban it if you are a moonbat.


Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 10, 2013, 11:33:56 PM
Phew.........

That was worse than zero bongs (D)U-bee.  You owe us 10  :stoner:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023219934

Now bouncies deliver, you don't even have to leave your basement to encounter right wing thugs.  :rotf:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5059691553816885&pid=1.7)

They're outside my window.  That I made up.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 11, 2013, 12:16:54 AM
Wow. I wouldn't have believed someone as stupid as rsmithnumbers could run a sockpuppet.

This bouncy is pure rsmithnumbers.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: Karin on July 11, 2013, 07:27:33 AM
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Now bouncies deliver
  What do you think is an appropriate tip?   

Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 11, 2013, 07:43:29 AM
Now we know who Ptarmigan's mole is! :whistling: :tongue: O-)
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: Skul on July 11, 2013, 08:22:35 AM
  What do you think is an appropriate tip?
Buy gold.  :-)

Seriously, the worst bouncy I've seen.
Whatever bongs that idiot has, should be taken away.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on July 11, 2013, 09:56:19 AM
This one is so flat it didn't bounce. No rating. At least put some effort into it, DUmmy.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: hillneck on July 11, 2013, 10:12:45 AM
Is there a negative scale for real DUmb bouncy's??
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: jukin on July 11, 2013, 10:29:30 AM
I awards two plonks.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: obumazombie on July 11, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
I awards two plonks.
The new gold standard.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: txradioguy on July 11, 2013, 12:25:29 PM
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This is the first time Ive had to deal with this type of idiot in person.

You're not "dealing" with them stupid...you're cowering behind a window eavesdropping.
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: Tess Anderson on July 11, 2013, 01:40:22 PM
watch out, we're dealing with a badass here:

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Response to RedCappedBandit (Reply #46)

Wed Jul 10, 2013, 09:50 PM

 bunnies (10,586 posts)

47. lol.


It was about to not be pretty. Thats why I posted to DU. Figured you guys would save me from starting a shitstorm. DU to the rescue. This time.
 
They just got the one and only pass theyre going to get from me. If theyre talking where I can here them, theyre asking for it, imho.

idiot
Title: Re: Im listening to the most F'd up RW conversation happen right outside my window.
Post by: Skul on July 11, 2013, 04:58:41 PM
watch out, we're dealing with a badass here:
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Response to RedCappedBandit (Reply #46)

Wed Jul 10, 2013, 09:50 PM
 bunnies (10,586 posts)
47. lol.

It was about to not be pretty. Thats why I posted to DU. Figured you guys would save me from starting a shitstorm wetting my pants. DU to the rescue. This time.
 
They just got the one and only pass theyre going to get from me. If theyre talking where I can here them, theyre asking for it, imho.
idiot
That would be fun to watch...for a few seconds.
Hides behind the DUmp apron strings, and thanks them for rescuing him.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: