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Title: WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?
Post by: CG6468 on July 06, 2013, 11:28:36 AM
WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local police about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.

Man I hate this getting older stuff.
Title: Re: WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?
Post by: obumazombie on July 06, 2013, 01:06:28 PM
A little excitement might do a body some good.