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Title: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 06, 2013, 08:30:24 AM
WTF is wrong with these people?

First, the OP:

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Purveyor (13,870 posts)

Wisconsin Gov. Signs Abortion Bill Requiring Ultrasound
 
Source: Associated Press

MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Gov. Scott Walker quietly signed a contentious Republican bill Friday that would require women seeking abortions to undergo an ultrasound and ban doctors who lack admitting privileges at nearby hospitals from performing the procedures. 

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And then...

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lbrtbell (2,294 posts)

12. Here's what women in these states need to do.
 
When it's time for the ultrasound or transvaginal snooping device or whatever, go to the appointment acting like anybody else.

Then, when they show the image of the fetus, the woman should scream hysterically, "Oh my God, what is that thing! Get it out of me!! GET IT THE **** OUT OF ME!!" Then run crying out of the office.


The reason laws like this are passed is that these fundies think seeing the fetus will make women decide against abortions. If women make fundies think that seeing the fetus will INCREASE the likelihood of a woman having an abortion because she's frightened by the sight of the fetus...they would have to rethink that particular tactic.

(This would be an especially awesome tactic at those fundie "crisis centers", where they pressure women into not getting an abortion until it's too late. Imagine the stress of going to work each day, not knowing if you're going to be dealing with a frightened, hysterical woman!)

I know it wouldn't stop anti-abortionists, but it would at least make them ditch the part about making women pay the additional expense of viewing the fetus.

(http://media.carddit.com/a/tMwwTvbrW.jpg)

Bunny double-epic facepalm.


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Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: AprilRazz on July 06, 2013, 08:39:40 AM
Hey morons, one of the few true ways to confirm pregnancy is to visually see the fetus on ultrasound. The HCG (pee on a stick test) is only a probable indicator (the other two are fetal heartbeat and movement). So why are you advocating a woman undergo a needless procedure if she is not truly pregnant? You guys must really hate women.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Splashdown on July 06, 2013, 08:41:21 AM
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Then, when they show the image of the fetus, the woman should scream hysterically, "Oh my God, what is that thing! Get it out of me!! GET IT THE **** OUT OF ME!!" Then run crying out of the office.

If she yelled that during the, um, making of the baby, she wouldn't have to go to the clinic in the first place...
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 06, 2013, 08:46:08 AM
...So why are you advocating a woman undergo a needless procedure if she is not truly pregnant? You guys must really hate women.

I think the part that truly betrays their hypocrisy -- especially in light of the Kermit Gosnell slaughterhouse -- is the fact they reject requiring their priests of Molech have admitting privileges in case the patient needs follow-on care. If the mother is over-sedated or accidentally punctured or develops an infection then you would think they would want her attended to as quickly. Apparently "safe" abortion is just a buzzword.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: longview on July 06, 2013, 08:56:56 AM
If she yelled that during the, um, making of the baby, she wouldn't have to go to the clinic in the first place...

 :rotf:  ^5
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Skul on July 06, 2013, 08:59:09 AM
:rotf:  ^5
Make that two.  :lmao:  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: franksolich on July 06, 2013, 09:18:53 AM
Make that two.  :lmao:  :cheersmate:

Make that three.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Ogre on July 06, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Make that three.
Make it four
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: ChuckJ on July 06, 2013, 09:57:33 AM
Make it four

And five.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: vesta111 on July 06, 2013, 10:21:33 AM
And five.

These ultrasound gizmo's are fantastic.

1970 when I was advised to have an abortion on medical grounds for my kidneys failing, my kidneys were ex rayed.  My son is alive and an Army vet. because of one ex ray tech that  was very young and came to me with the films.     She had never ex rayed a pregnant woman before  and was excited at what the film had caught.

Me I had no idea what was growing inside me, could have been a rabbit for all I knew.

Here it was, a full face of a human in there, we could even see the teeth buds growing.   I was 5 months pregnant.

A good knock on the head, this was no lump of cells this was a person as I had been at one time. Turned my life around that ex ray, no way was I to abort for any reason.   So I had to fight husband and both sides of the family to protect my baby.

Son was born 6 weeks early, one heck of a fighter, took after me, and calls me every week to say I love You.----40 years later.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Freeper on July 06, 2013, 10:23:34 AM


Me I had no idea what was growing inside me, could have been a rabbit for all I knew.




Yeah my poor wife gave birth to 2 rabbits and a chicken before we finally had a human baby.  :mental:
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 06, 2013, 11:38:21 AM
And five.

I'll push it to a double hat trick (six)!

And, . . .

Yeah my poor wife gave birth to 2 rabbits and a chicken before we finally had a human baby.  :mental:

I almost lost the lime Tostitos in my mouth over that one!  H5 for you too!
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: obumazombie on July 06, 2013, 12:09:32 PM
I'll push it to a double hat trick (six)!

And, . . .

I almost lost the lime Tostitos in my mouth over that one!  H5 for you too!
Half a bakers dozen. Well almost.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Skul on July 06, 2013, 12:17:16 PM
Half a bakers dozen. Well almost.
Somebody give Spashdown a H2 1/2.  :-)
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: obumazombie on July 06, 2013, 12:45:16 PM
Somebody give Spashdown a H2 1/2.  :-)
Fractional Hi 5, that's a good one !
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 06, 2013, 05:00:56 PM
Hey morons, one of the few true ways to confirm pregnancy is to visually see the fetus on ultrasound. The HCG (pee on a stick test) is only a probable indicator (the other two are fetal heartbeat and movement). So why are you advocating a woman undergo a needless procedure if she is not truly pregnant? You guys must really hate women.

As usual, the (D)rUids of settled science want to refuse women access to every available scientific tool to ensure maximum health and a successful pregnancy should they wish to do so to term.

Because,.... shut up!!!!!  Narrative® Uber Alles!


Me I had no idea what was growing inside me, could have been a rabbit for all I knew.

Which is exactly what has the Ant Farm all stirred up.  Ultrasound technology completely ruined their "fetus not a human" bullshiite.  Thus, tens of millions of women will die.

Tens. Of. Millions.

Anti-Science Retards.
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: obumazombie on July 06, 2013, 05:50:33 PM
The founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger would be proud.
In honor of Orwell they should rename it the "ministry of conception".
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 06, 2013, 06:38:33 PM
Me I had no idea what was growing inside me, could have been a rabbit for all I knew.

*shudders *
Title: Re: I know I spend a lot of time psychoanalyzing Proglodytes but
Post by: Revolution on July 06, 2013, 11:47:51 PM
Splashdown: One more from yours truly.