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Title: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 16, 2008, 12:38:38 PM
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Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment.

On Monday afternoon, more than a half-century after they became a couple, Lyon and Martin plan to become the first same-sex couples to legally exchange marriage vows in San Francisco and among the first in the state.

"It was something you wanted to know, 'Is it really going to happen?' And now it's happened, and maybe it can continue to happen," Lyon said.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom plans to officiate at the private ceremony in his City Hall office before 50 invited guests. Other  Top Headlines  Photos


Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'

  He picked Martin, 87, and Lyon, 84, for the front of the line in recognition of their long relationship and their status as pioneers of the gay rights movement.

Along with six other women, they founded a San Francisco social club for lesbians in 1955 called the Daughters of Bilitis. Under their leadership, it evolved into the nation's first lesbian advocacy organization. They have the FBI files to prove it.

Their ceremony Monday will, in fact, be a marriage do-over.

In February 2004, San Francisco's new mayor decided to challenge California's marriage laws by issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. His advisers and gay rights activists knew right away which couple would put the most compelling human face on the issue: Martin and Lyon.

Back then, the couple planned to celebrate their 51st anniversary as live-in lovers on Valentine's Day. Because of their work with the Daughters, they also were icons in the gay community.

"Four years ago, when they agreed to be married, it was in equal parts to support the mayor and to support the idea that lesbians and gay people formed committed relationships and should have those relationships respected," says Kate Kendell, a close friend and executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights.

Lyon and Martin vividly recall the excitement of being secretly swept into the clerk's office, saying "I do" in front of a tiny group of city staff members and friends, and then being rushed out of the building. There were no corsages, no bottles of champagne. Afterward they went to lunch, just the two of them, at a restaurant run as a job training program for participants in a substance abuse program.

"Of course, nobody down there knew, so we were left to be by ourselves like we wanted to be," said Martin, the less gregarious of the two. "Then we came home."

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This is the same two dried up lesbians the press used four years ago to zing! zing! zing! our heartstrings when San Francisco's criminal mayor Newsome decided he was the judge, jury, and verdict when he proclaimed queer "marriage" was legal in San Francisco.

I say something smells fishy (pun intended).  Can't they find a second couple of queers to use as an example of the wonderous world of homosexual relationships?
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Rebel on June 16, 2008, 01:18:30 PM
Cool! Now they can finally do what they've always wanted to do which is, um, well, no, oh yeah, no not that either, oh, I got it, nope, hmm, uhh, no, ...............

 :-)
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Jim on June 16, 2008, 02:04:11 PM
And just like before, come November, they'll just have to pretend to play house.

Its really rather cruel that the court did not postpone implementation.  Lots of feelings trampled for no reason.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 16, 2008, 02:05:51 PM
Cool! Now they can finally do what they've always wanted to do which is, um, well, no, oh yeah, no not that either, oh, I got it, nope, hmm, uhh, no, ...............

 :-)

At least their children won't be bastards.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 16, 2008, 03:39:34 PM
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Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'

That is just wrong!

Will they both wear white?
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Miss Mia on June 16, 2008, 05:34:12 PM
I have a friend from high school, that's vacationing in California later this month.  Her and her girlfriend of many many many years are getting married. 
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 16, 2008, 05:48:39 PM
I have a friend from high school, that's vacationing in California later this month.  Her and her girlfriend of many many many years are getting married. 

No, they aren't.  What they will be doing is participating in a fruitless exercises to mock marriage and Christian tradition.  Their little game will not be recognized by other states, the federal government, or normal people (including some homosexuals I know).

Unless one of them sprouts a penis between now and the "ceremony", what they will be doing is a far cry from marriage. 

I know the perfect "wedding" gift!  Get them an extension cord with two female ends.  It too will be useless.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: RedTail on June 16, 2008, 05:52:44 PM
I have a friend from high school, that's vacationing in California later this month.  Her and her girlfriend of many many many years are getting married. 

Good luck to them. Make sure they get pretty pictures of wine country and all of that.

*Red*
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Jim on June 16, 2008, 07:01:19 PM
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Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'

That is just wrong!

Will they both wear white?



unless they changed teams along the line, they're both still virgins and will remain so.
so why not ?
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: jinxmchue on June 17, 2008, 10:30:44 AM
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Martin, 87, and Lyon, 84

Ew.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: RobJohnson on June 17, 2008, 10:44:58 AM
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Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'

That is just wrong!

Will they both wear white?



unless they changed teams along the line, they're both still virgins and will remain so.
so why not ?

Good point.....now I am really grossed out!  Think of the "fruit flies"
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 17, 2008, 10:50:48 AM
It really is heartwarming.  A true love story. :puke:
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 11:11:08 AM
It really is heartwarming.  A true love story. :puke:

Brokehip Mountin'
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: DixieBelle on June 17, 2008, 11:27:16 AM
ROFL!
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Miss Mia on June 17, 2008, 11:28:53 AM
It really is heartwarming.  A true love story. :puke:

Brokehip Mountin'


Very funny. 
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 17, 2008, 01:03:48 PM
Mid 80's and 55 years later .... some how "I do" just doesn't sound quite right...... I think "We done" might be better.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 01:16:22 PM
Mid 80's and 55 years later .... some how "I do" just doesn't sound quite right...... I think "We done" might be better.

When you are an old lesbian, it is all about licking the odds. 
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: LaceDustBoots on June 17, 2008, 04:07:33 PM
It really is heartwarming.  A true love story. :puke:

Brokehip Mountin'

Choking on strawberry shake OTFL!!!!!!
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: morningAngel on June 17, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
I thought the menz would be all over this thread.  Isn't that every man's fantasy..two women?  well, here you are   :tongue:
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: DixieBelle on June 17, 2008, 07:24:28 PM
Yeah, when it's Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie. Not Granny's Gone Wild. :-)

Ewwww........
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: Lord Undies on June 17, 2008, 07:26:56 PM
I thought the menz would be all over this thread.  Isn't that every man's fantasy..two women?  well, here you are   :tongue:

It maybe exciting when the two girls are young and have their whole lives to repent, but it just downright creepy when two old dried-up bushgrinders decide to mock God from the one yard line.
Title: Re: Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do'
Post by: MrsSmith on June 17, 2008, 10:17:48 PM
Mid 80's and 55 years later .... some how "I do" just doesn't sound quite right...... I think "We done" might be better.

When you are an old lesbian, it is all about licking the odds. 
:fuelfire: