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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on July 02, 2013, 08:01:24 AM
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Yes ladies and gentlemen it is that time of year again. Every leftists across this once great land will be balled up in the fetal position crying and whining about all the jingoism that they are forced to observe. There will be thread after thread at DUmmyland complaining how one day of celebrations is ruining their lives just as much as 3 hours of a radio program they swear they never listen too is.
Meanwhile the moonbat Pelosi will be trying to change the meaning of independence day from a celebration of freedom in to a day to celebrate the government controlling all our lives with 0bamacare. Orwell would be proud of this crop of democrats for sure.
So happy Independence day DUmmies may you all cry yourself to sleep every night this week, and if you get an urge to jump off a tall building on Thursday, please do.
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The tales of fire crackers/works frightening their pets, neighbor's flags offending them, miserable family picnics and what-not are going to be aplenty.
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To ward off evil DUmmies from your July forth gathering be sure to sing God Bless America every hour on the hour.
Sorry, but it won't keep the other blood suckers, mosquitoes, away.
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To ward off evil DUmmies from your July forth gathering be sure to sing God Bless America every hour on the hour.
Sorry, but it won't keep the other blood suckers, mosquitoes, away.
It's far easier to kill the latter. :hammer:
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It's far easier to kill the latter. :hammer:
....and it's not a crime..............yet.
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To ward off evil DUmmies from your July forth gathering be sure to sing God Bless America every hour on the hour.
Throw in an occasional Pledge of Allegiance plus a copy of the Ten Commandments and that should pretty much take of any lingering liberal.
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Meanwhile the moonbat Pelosi will be trying to change the meaning of independence day from a celebration of freedom in to a day to celebrate the government controlling all our lives with 0bamacare. Orwell would be proud of this crop of democrats for sure.
United Health Insurance is my healt care insurance provider and they will be leaving the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia because of 0bama HellCare. Sooo I guess I do NOT get to keep the plan I like.
0bama lied and health care died.
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To ward off evil DUmmies from your July forth gathering be sure to sing God Bless America every hour on the hour.
Sorry, but it won't keep the other blood suckers, mosquitoes, away.
Fortunately, I live in a part of the country where not many DemoncRats or their messiah ever visit. Maybe the Arian Nation's history was good for something. We ran 'em out a long time ago, but don't tell the DUmmies!
The old exploding fireworks are of course banned by people who never use them, but we really don't pay attention. If the sheriff stops by, he tells ya to cut it out. As soon as he leaves we just continue with our celebration of America. Never had one come back a second time.
God I luv Idaho! One of the last places in America where you are still relatively free. Us and Wyoming are the last hold outs for the original Constitution.
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I look forward to Independence Day every year.
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I look forward to Independence Day from the evil bunny overlords every year.
FIFY
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I always laugh at those who claim to be offended by the flag. This time of year they must be squirming on the floor in agony as flags are EVERYWHERE!
Every desk in my row has a small flag up on display. Every stop and store proudly displays the flag.
There is NO escape for the liberal pansy.
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It's far easier to kill the latter. :hammer:
Do not kill..mosquito? (pretty funny)
http://www.buddhismwithoutboundaries.com/showthread.php?3326-Do-not-kill-mosquito&s=045f8bfc57abb71ee185808307164576
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Hey lurking primitives.
**** you on the Fourth.
That is all.
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Hey lurking primitives.
**** you on the Fourth.
That is all.
While I agree with the sentiment, Coach, I want to extend the '**** you to the primitives' to the other 364 days of the year--365 if it's a Leap Year. :-)
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Yes ladies and gentlemen it is that time of year again. Every leftists across this once great land will be balled up in the fetal position crying and whining about all the jingoism that they are forced to observe. There will be thread after thread at DUmmyland complaining how one day of celebrations is ruining their lives just as much as 3 hours of a radio program they swear they never listen too is.
Meanwhile the moonbat Pelosi will be trying to change the meaning of independence day from a celebration of freedom in to a day to celebrate the government controlling all our lives with 0bamacare. Orwell would be proud of this crop of democrats for sure.
So happy Independence day DUmmies may you all cry yourself to sleep every night this week, and if you get an urge to jump off a tall building on Thursday, please do.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men
are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable rights; that among these
are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness; that, to
secure these rights, governments are instituted among
Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of
the governed; that whenever any form of government
becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right
of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute
new government, laying its foundation on such principles,
and organizing its powers in such form, as to
them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and
happiness.
It's like holy water for DUmmies. It burns.
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Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 02, 2013, 01:09:20 pm
I look forward to Independence Day from the evil bunny overlords every year.
FIFY
When that time comes, humanity will be liberated and freed from doom and death.
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I always laugh at those who claim to be offended by the flag. This time of year they must be squirming on the floor in agony as flags are EVERYWHERE!
Every desk in my row has a small flag up on display. Every stop and store proudly displays the flag.
There is NO escape for the liberal pansy.
The more miserable they are, the happier I am. :yahoo: :-)
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A question for you DUmmies who are still reading this thread.
Are you proud of your president blowing $24 million on Air Force One expenses($6.5 million recently on his trip back to his homeland in Africa) (http://washingtonexaminer.com/obamas-2013-air-force-one-bill-24-million-and-rising/article/2532652) of tax payer dollars while Military bases are cutting hours at the base swimming pools (http://www.militarytimes.com/article/20130702/NEWS05/307020047/Military-closes-cuts-hours-some-swimming-pools) and Fourth of July celebrations (http://cnsnews.com/blog/l-brent-bozell-iii/sequestration-cancels-july-4th) because of sequestration budget cuts brought upon by the boy king's lack of leadership to get a budget passed for his first 4 years in office?