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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on June 16, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 09:58 AM
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Poll question: I caught some Freeper pouring coffee on my car and trying to remove my Obama bumpersticker
This morning, I was parking my car in a lot and noticed some guy giving me the hairy eyeball as I got out to head to work. It was echoey in the lot, but I could hear him say "blah blah blah blah Obama blah blah..." as I was walking away. As I turned to go out of the building, I saw out of the corner of my eye him POURING SOMETHING on my car! WTF!
So I turned around quietly and went back to the car and saw him muttering something while he was trying to remove my Obama bumpersticker. I yelled "What the **** are you doing, asshole!" loudly and scared the crap out of him. I grabbed his arm and told him we're going to the front office to report him.
He started crying! The guy was in his late-sixties with the usual accouterments an older vintage Freeper dumbass would wear...polyester pants and a too-tight shirt with a big beer gut, Vitalis hair slicked back, cigarette-stained teeth and the vibes of an angry old man. I felt sorry for him as he whimpered like a little schoolboy, so I asked for his license to get his name and phone number. He gave it to me. I then told him I was going to talk to the parking lot management about what to do next.
When he walked away, I noticed he had crapped in his pants.
What should I do?
At least it's a new bouncy approach. :rotf:
Nevertheless, a :bouncy: :diebouncy:
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These are becoming theatrical and written for our benefit.
The days of the earnest bouncy - the ones intended to be believed - are over.
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No way is this one true...us freeper types are smart enough to wait til the owner of the car is out of the parking lot before defacing their vehicle!! :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Terrible, really terrible....... :bs: :thatsright:
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Zeros all around. They actually believe this shit?
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Zeros all around. They actually believe this shit?
Some do. Others are just barely smart enough to see right through it.
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These are becoming theatrical and written for our benefit.
The days of the earnest bouncy - the ones intended to be believed - are over.
persactly!
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There may be a tad of truth in this one......maybe even a long lost relative of mine.
In my family, the men don't cry except in extreme cases or when they're mad as hell. When they start crying from anger, get outta their way, shoot, get outta the state is better. So, there may have been some crying and a dirty diaper, just in a little way different than this story was told. :-)
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So big tough moonbat makes an elderly man sob and shit his pants. I am impressed. I mean I would be if I believed anything past the word "Poll" in that post.
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big tough moonbat
BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!
According to their pictures.
big - yes
tough - never
moonbat - they all have that glazed crazy look in their eyes
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:bs:
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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 09:58 AM
Original message
Poll question: Some Freeper caught me pouring coffee on his car and trying to remove his McCain bumpersticker
This morning, I was parking my car in a lot and noticed some guy giving me the hairy eyeball as I got out to head to the unemployment office. It was echoey in the lot, but I could hear him say "blah blah blah blah Obama blah blah..." as he was walking away. Then I noticed that he had a McCain sticker on his car so I decided to remove it since he was being sooo rude. As he turned to go out of the building, he must have seen me out of the corner of his eye as I was POURING MY COFFEE on his car! WTF DAMN BUSTED AGAIN!
He must have turned around quietly and went back to the car and he saw me muttering something while I was trying to remove his McCain bumpersticker. He yelled "What the **** are you doing, *******!" loudly and which scared the crap out of me. (literally!) He grabbed my arm and told me we're going to the front office to report me.
I started crying! The guy was in his late-sixties with the usual accouterments an older vintage Freeper dumbass would wear...Nice tailored suit and a beautiful shirt and tie combo that my SO would swoon over. I wanted to drop down on my knees and beg for forgiveness...If you know what I mean... but it was obvious this angry old man would have beat my ass if I had touched him like that. I guess he felt sorry for me as I whimpered like a little schoolgirl, so he asked for my license to get my name and phone number. I gave it to him. He then told me he was going to talk to the parking lot management about what to do next.
When I walked away, I hope he didn't notice that I had crapped in my pants.
What should I do?
Fixed :cheersmate:
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big tough moonbat
BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!
According to their pictures.
big - yes
tough - never
moonbat - they all have that glazed crazy look in their eyes
They're all a bunch of limp wristed girly men who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
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Fixed :cheersmate:
Yes, if it has to happen at all, this is the more believable.
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OMC is willing to call the turd out. No response to this post .... imagine that.
OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts)
Mon Jun-16-08 12:53 PM
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92. Wow, Talk About Your Blatantly Made Up Stories In A Desperate Attempt To Seek Attention. Holy Cow.
This is easily one of the most embellished and amateurish pieces of fictional writing I've ever seen here. How embarrassing for you.
KC
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OMC is willing to call the turd out. No response to this post .... imagine that.
OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts)
Mon Jun-16-08 12:53 PM
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92. Wow, Talk About Your Blatantly Made Up Stories In A Desperate Attempt To Seek Attention. Holy Cow.
This is easily one of the most embellished and amateurish pieces of fictional writing I've ever seen here. How embarrassing for you.
KC
H5 to OMC!
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It's a complete failure as a piece of fiction. This zulch creep has little or no creative imagination.
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ben_meyers (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 03:24 PM
122. What should you do?
Add something about how he jumped out of the bushes and then had a tearful conversion to your way of thinking and you will have it nailed.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA snort HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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It didn't happen.
Not an iota of this, not even the fragmentary credible things, happened.
The zucchini primitive is notorious for wanting to be a literary person.
I'm still looking for literary talent on Skins's island, and have watched the zucchini primitive for a while, hoping there was something there. But the zucchini primitive tries too hard, and that won't do.
It still appears alas that the only literary person on Skins's island is the legendary herb primitive ("Mythsaje"), but he's his own worst enemy when it comes to selecting subject-matter.
And besides, he's a wimp, caving into the old biddies Ms. Ed, the greedy thorn primitive, and the primitive woman bothered by cold weather ("TroubleInWinter") like he did.
If anybody notices literary talent on Skins's island, holler at me. I don't need links or anything, just the name of the primitive. I really want to find a primitive to boost, to promote, to public-relationsize.
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See what too many hits of garlic does to you?
You start seeing shit.
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/tazbisson/smileys/smileys-11.gif)
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ben_meyers (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 03:24 PM
122. What should you do?
Add something about how he jumped out of the bushes and then had a tearful conversion to your way of thinking and you will have it nailed.
That's mole speak. :tongue:
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I can't believe 99% of those morons believe that shit. Typical freeper dumbass with polyester pants, blah, blah, blah? I've seen you Damn moonbats photos. ...and I've seen ours. There is NO, repeat, NO comparison. You bitches are the worst dressers in the country.
Like someone here mentioned, I think this moron is reliving what happened to him and he's switching the characters around.
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ben_meyers (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 03:24 PM
122. What should you do?
Add something about how he jumped out of the bushes and then had a tearful conversion to your way of thinking and you will have it nailed.
That's mole speak. :tongue:
He's not the only mole in that thread! :-)
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 04:09 PM
Response to Reply #55
126. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.
Erin Elizabeth (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 08:38 PM
Response to Reply #126
147. Just curious--what does this mean?
If it's an inside joke, I apologize for butting in. I was just curious.
Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Tue Jun-17-08 07:47 AM
Response to Reply #147
159. It's called a
bouncy tale. The freepers call any what they perceive to be outrageous post on this site a bouncy tale.
So they do read us after all.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts)
Mon Jun-16-08 12:53 PM
Response to Original message
92. Wow, Talk About Your Blatantly Made Up Stories In A Desperate Attempt To Seek Attention. Holy Cow.
This is easily one of the most embellished and amateurish pieces of fictional writing I've ever seen here. How embarrassing for you.
ben_meyers (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 03:24 PM
122. What should you do?
Add something about how he jumped out of the bushes and then had a tearful conversion to your way of thinking and you will have it nailed.
I am crying I am laughing so hard!!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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MookieWilson (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 10:00 AM
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1. A Clinton sign in my car window resulted in my tires being slashed three times. nt
YOY (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-16-08 10:31 AM
Response to Reply #1
36. I doubt it was Obama supporters who did it.
You're right. It was probably a Kerry supporter. You weren't driving a van full of old folks to the polling place, were you?