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Title: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Freeper on June 28, 2013, 07:38:25 AM
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graham4anything (10,925 posts)

Solution to the voting rights problems-let's have everyone buy all democratic supporters a car.


 
that way all democratic supporters can have a drivers liscence

which of course is official proof in all states.

All it will take is a little money

Any person who needs proof, gets a free car.

ANd we can all contribute.

After all, we can say the cars be American made

so it will help Detroit, and solve the voting rights problems the court made.

If 100% of the people had cars, 100% could vote.

So, gosh darn it, let's call on all the rich people who are democratic supporters (George Soros, George Clooney, Barbra, Elton, etc.)
and let's buy everyone a car and voila, everyone has an official ID.

It's really simple.

UNION after all.
It's PRO-worker
It's PRO-American
It's PRO-groovy.

So out of lemons, there is lemonade!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023117736

I always wanted a pilot's license who knew all I had to do was buy an airplane and a license would magically appear?  :rotf:

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graham4anything (10,925 posts)
7. I also suggested this yesterday, but my post was drowned out.

In 2004, I made 12 trips to the voting booths with folks who couldn't get there themselves.

(Money is no object when it comes to electing the right person. I am not one of those that wants the republicantealibertarians to have money and have some noble cause to prove nothing but losing.

$$$ more than their side and we will have more voters

Wouldn't it be great if it turns out MORE people voted in 2014 and 2015 and 2016 than ever before?

That pesky law of unintended consequences.

Don't worry after amnesty there will be a ton of new democrat voters.

What boggles my mind is, a constitutional right that can not be infringed upon not only requires a photo ID but several other hoops to be jumped through, yet simply asking a voter to prove they are who they say they are is somehow suppression.

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Codeine (12,722 posts)
8. Your posts are getting more cartoon-y and stupid than even that BanTheGOP fellow.

Please crawl back to whatever Cave (ahem) you're from and and tell the natives how cool you are and how you fooled so many people here already. Your tripe is is getting less amusing by the day.

I realize that many here both agree with this DUmmy that Graham and Ban are both moles, but I am convinced both of those idiots are true blue democrats.

Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: franksolich on June 28, 2013, 07:53:19 AM
I realize that many here both agree with this DUmmy that Graham and Ban are both moles, but I am convinced both of those idiots are true blue democrats.

I think so, too.

<<would know.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Aristotelian on June 28, 2013, 08:01:01 AM
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So, gosh darn it, let's call on all the rich people who are democratic supporters (George Soros, George Clooney, Barbra, Elton, etc.)
and let's buy everyone a car and voila, everyone has an official ID.

Even in devising this fantastic new strategy to win (a strategy which cannot lose), it's good to see that the DUmmy can't help but spend other people's money...
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 28, 2013, 08:14:20 AM
I think so, too.

<<would know.

Yeah, even they're as hyperbolic as moles should be, there's something about the level of batshit-crazy that is impossible to fake.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Karin on June 28, 2013, 10:19:27 AM
That was hilarious!  On such a grim morning, too.   :lmao:

Codeine:  He's one of you.  So is BTGOP.  
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Big Dog on June 28, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
That was hilarious!  On such a grim morning, too.   :lmao:

Codeine:  He's one of you.  So is BTGOP.  

They are the Ren & Stimpy of DU.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2013, 01:53:11 PM
Not only are they both trolls, they're the same person.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: dutch508 on June 28, 2013, 01:56:32 PM
Not only are they both trolls, they're the same person.

You know... After I had to kill off Bobolink I would have thought you bastards would stop outing my moles.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Delmar on June 29, 2013, 11:46:42 AM
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Response to graham4anything (Original post)Fri Jun 28, 2013, 07:56 AM
Codeine (12,722 posts)
8. Your posts are getting more cartoon-y and stupid than even that BanTheGOP fellow.

Please crawl back to whatever Cave (ahem) you're from and and tell the natives how cool you are and how you fooled so many people here already. Your tripe is is getting less amusing by the day.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Response to graham4anything (Original post)Fri Jun 28, 2013, 05:34 AM
 Ms. Toad (9,403 posts)
1. The problem with that reasoning -

it is the documentation required to get the ID that is the problem.

Having a free car won't magically make a birth certificate suddenly appear for a 98 year old African American woman who was born at home, whose siblings and parents have all died, and whose baptismal certificate was burned up when her church was torched in the early 60s in that.
There have got to be thousands of  98 year old African American women who were born at home, whose siblings and parents have all died, and whose baptismal certificates burned up when their churches were torched in the early 60s.
Title: Re: More brilliance from DUmmy Graham
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 29, 2013, 11:51:27 AM
So says the one who wants political dynasties.