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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gina on June 26, 2013, 11:34:07 AM
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Probably going to the :shortbus: but......................
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/4977903/Man-with-10st-testicles-unhappy-as-removal-leaves-him-with-1inch-penis.html
A MAN with 10ST TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal - as the operation left him with a tiny penis.
Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles - which weighed more than a BABY HIPPO.
But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
Incredibly, Wesley considered SELLING his giant testicles on eBay to pay the hospital bill.
He said: “I met with a surgeon in California and asked what happened to the humongous growth. I said: ‘As it’s coming off my body I would like to retain the giant testicle sac.’ I wanted it bagged and taken home with me.
and here is another ungrateful.....................he is pissed at the dr, probably will sue
Dr Joel Gelman agreed to carry out the operation for free, which took a painstaking 13 hours to carry out
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Wesley Warren Jr- From Horrendously Humongous Hippo Huevos to Tiny Todger.
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Hmm, maybe this is like going blind and you get better with other senses?
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Hmm, maybe this is like going blind and you get better with other senses?
Well, ol' Babydick is going to have to do something.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The man had BALLS.
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He doesn't need to get all teste about it.
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Is this the guy who had sex with a hornets nest ? :shrug:
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Is that a socket in his pocket or is he just happy to see you?
KC
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I'm just trying to picture how he wore the hoodie.
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I'm just trying to picture how he wore the hoodie.
He stepped into the hoodie like you do your panties.....or do you go commando? :-)
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He stepped into the hoodie like you do your panties.....or do you go commando? :-)
Good question.
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I'm just trying to picture how he wore the hoodie.
Maybe like this?!
(http://img.tapatalk.com/ad10c94f-d289-f383.jpg)
:bawl:
KC
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He stepped into the hoodie like you do your panties.....or do you go commando? :-)
We need your expert questioning on the Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men :wink:
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His condition would drive me nuts!
and on a serious note, a woman would probably not have WANTED him to begin with so I don't know what his whining is about. Either condition is gross. Nothing like a vienna :yawn:
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Well, as a techical question, if his balls were removed, isn't it impossible to get a hardon?
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Well, as a techical question, if his balls were removed, isn't it impossible to get a hardon?
:lol:
that right there put this thread in the :shortbus:
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Well, as a techical question, if his balls were removed, isn't it impossible to get a hardon?
Not impossible...
(http://img03.taobaocdn.com/bao/uploaded/i3/11008024134959508/T1OFOnXulaXXXXXXXX_!!1-item_pic.gif_310x310.jpg)
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1 inch 12 times he can claim a foot.
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Well, as a techical question, if his balls were removed, isn't it impossible to get a hardon?
Having one testicle removed need not diminish or reduce sex drive or erections. But because the testicles produce male hormones, men who have lost both of their testes may experience a reduction in sex drive and difficulty in getting and/or maintaining an erection. When both testicles have been removed, the next step is usually testosterone replacement therapy, which can be discussed with one's primary health care provider or urologist.
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/do-no-testicles-mean-no-erection-testicular-torsion
KC
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http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/do-no-testicles-mean-no-erection-testicular-torsion
KC
From what I've read in the past on this turd, he's basically a welfare schmuck who lives off the state anyway. No way in hell is he going to get hormone replacement therapy.
Oh, wait. Not so fast, Euph.
Huffpo says that Dr. Oz had offered a year or so ago to pay for his surgery in exchange for exclusive interview rights, and Mr. Ballsack turned it down. Apparently, since he was having such a hard time schlepping around that 132 lb. scrotum, he decided to take his chances and he accepted Gelman's offer to cut his balls off for nada.
So what we have here is a media whore who, during his ordeal, actually set up a FB page and solicited donations to pay for the surgery, expected to cost $1 million.
So now that his scrotal problem is gone, he's still not done whoring around and now intends to sue Gelman for having a needle dick (which he had to have had before the surgery, seems to me).
This shitbird isn't going to stop until the state coddles his ass for life.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/wesley-warren-jr-surgery-scrotum_n_3193655.html
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What a dick!
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If you compare him to a normal man, you will conclude there is a Vas deferens between them.
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If you compare him to a normal man, you will conclude there is a Vas deferens between them.
You win
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You win
What ?
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What ?
A large sack of nuts.
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Now THAT is a FUPA!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSt4QepLbN0[/youtube]
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A large sack of nuts.
I thought you were going to ask everyone to give me a big hand...
(http://www.nutsforlife.com.au/images/nutimages/mixed-nuts-handful.jpg)
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I thought you were going to ask everyone to give me a big hand...
(http://www.nutsforlife.com.au/images/nutimages/mixed-nuts-handful.jpg)
Crap! I didn't run tonight and those nuts are making me hungry :bawl:
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I think South Park did an episode on something like this.
(http://www.ismokeherb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/randy-spliff1-300x168.png)
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Crap! I didn't run tonight and those nuts are making me hungry :bawl:
(http://ajgentile.typepad.com/ajs_piece_o_the_w/images/squirrel.jpg)
"That's what she said."
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This is a nutty thread.
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Reaction to this thread has been quite mixed...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PR4CJZZ1L._SY300_.jpg)
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I now have a really bad itch. I think it's psychological.