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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on June 26, 2013, 11:21:32 AM
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Man runs off without Crocs, wets pants after break-in attempt, deputies say
Dominick Andrew Giordano accused of trying to open door of pick-up truck
By Brett Clarkson, Sun Sentinel
2:35 p.m. EDT, June 25, 2013
Dominick Andrew Giordano ran off without his Crocs and his bladder-control skills, deputies said.
The 32-year-old West Boca man apparently urinated himself after he tried and failed to break into another man's truck, then tried to flee, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
Floriduh - always good for a laugh… (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/west-boca/fl-west-boca-crocs-arrest-20130625,0,2599529.story)
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Gangsta style bun hugger pants don't come in too handy when running from police.
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Gangsta style bun hugger pants don't come in too handy when running from police.
You know someone in the future is going to discover the poh-leese invented that style of dress just for that reason.
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You know someone in the future is going to discover the poh-leese invented that style of dress just for that reason.
Anyone not born when Patty Hearst was kidnapped may not know this but when she was eventually tracked down the police allowed her to change her pants as she pissed all over herself. Not such a tough Cookie our Tania with her bank robbery's ETC..
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Anyone not born when Patty Hearst was kidnapped may not know this but when she was eventually tracked down the police allowed her to change her pants as she pissed all over herself. Not such a tough Cookie our Tania with her bank robbery's ETC..
The SLA is an example of how lemons can be turned into lemonade.
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The SLA is an example of how lemons can be turned into lemonade.
Funny you should mention that as Patty H. reminds me of a movie called Watermelon Man way back when.
Plot was a very hate full raciest White man was struck down by God and his skin turned brown. It showed how he handled life on the other side of the coin.
Sure enough, after a few weeks of living as a brownie, he joined the Black Panthers.
Sort of a Patty H. transformation from a snobby white heiress into a gun totting member of a black terrorist group.
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Somebody just had to go & get all "pissy"....
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You know someone in the future is going to discover the poh-leese invented that style of dress just for that reason.
Back years ago some sneaker company, think it was Nike, came out with some shoes that whenever your foot hit the ground a little light in the back of the shoe would flash on. I'm sure it was for joggers. If I remember they were all the rage. The cops loved them. When chasing the pavement apes in the big city it was easy to follow them. Then the NY Times wrote an article about it and they went the way of the Edsel.
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Floriduh - always good for a laugh… (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/west-boca/fl-west-boca-crocs-arrest-20130625,0,2599529.story)
my 4 year old grandson looks cute in crocs. A 32 year old man in crocs is just plain gay.
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my 4 year old grandson looks cute in crocs. A 32 year old man in crocs is just plain gay.
The first time I encountered Crocs was at work. Being made of rubber, they're apparently grease-proof, but they looked too ******* gay for me to try a pair. Your average restaurant kitchen floor has a thin layer of grease on it that makes moving around something like ice skating.
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The first time I encountered Crocs was at work. Being made of rubber, they're apparently grease-proof, but they looked too ******* gay for me to try a pair. Your average restaurant kitchen floor has a thin layer of grease on it that makes moving around something like ice skating.
Sometimes not so thin. As for Crocs' visual appeal, women who wear comfortable shoes like them.