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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on June 25, 2013, 03:29:16 PM
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I've been hanging around watching the Dummies and their liberal cohorts try to spin and sugar coat all of their savior's scandals. It has been kind of entertaining. Maybe not as entertaining as nads, the pretend reporter, removing all doubt about her lack of knowledge of almost everything. Still fun though.
Despite the hilarity of spinning DUmmies I'd like to talk about some other items that have recently floated around the island.
I'm going to write this directly to the lurking Dummies while I pretend as if they were brave enough and secure and knowledgeable enough about their beliefs to join up here and defend their beliefs.
Yeah...I know...silly me.
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For the purpose of this part of the discussion we are going to look at a person that you hate, Rush Limbaugh. And we'll create a person that you would love, a black, cross-dressing, transgendered, homosexual abortion doctor named Bobbi.
We all know that Rush is a rich white guy. Since Bobbi does abortions for free Bobbi is a dirt poor black guy or girl or something.
With the characters set let's begin the story.
You are standing alone when Rush walks up to you. He slaps the taste out of your mouth and steals your money. How does it make you feel? It probably pisses you off, doesn't it?
Now, let's say you are still standing alone when Bobbi walks up to you and also slaps the taste out of your mouth and steals your money. How does this make you feel? It still pisses you off doesn't it?
The reason it pissed you off both times is because having the taste slapped out of your mouth and your money stolen is a bad thing. If something is a bad thing it is a bad thing regardless of whether you like the person or hate the person.
With that in mind, I would think that maybe you should leave Paula Deen alone until you're ready to also condemn all of the rappers and comedians who sling the 'n' word around like a democrat with someone else's money because if it is a bad word it is a bad word.
Now to George Zimmerman. His father is white. His mother is hispanic. This means that he is exactly as white as your hero BamBam. If Zimmerman is white, then BamBam is white. Since BamBam is white I can disagree with him all day long and not be racist.
Finally, let's discuss your 'living wage' dreams.
Nope. You know what? Let's not. You have repeatedly shown yourselves too stupid to understand that a jump in minimum wage, much like an increase in taxes, raises the cost of both services and products.