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Title: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: CG6468 on June 25, 2013, 10:27:19 AM: Quote
Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes

Bonnie Raygor found a 3 1/2-foot snake in a bag of potatoes she bought nearly a week before

The bag was completely sealed except for the small holes usually found on potato packaging

Walmart is now contacting their distributor to solve the snake packaging mystery
By ASHLEY COLLMAN
PUBLISHED: 11:15 EST, 21 June 2013 | UPDATED: 12:17 EST, 21 June 2013

Bonnie Raygor was in the middle of cooking dinner yesterday when she went to open a bag of potatoes and found an unwanted ingredient inside: a 3 1/2-foot snake.

Raygor had purchased the bag of potatoes six days before at the Walmart in North Huntingdon, Pennsylvania - but hadn't opened the bag yet. That's when she came across the snake for the first time.

'First I saw it's underbelly, which is white. I thought I had a bad potato,' Raygor told WTAE. 'Instead I had a snake. The bag was sealed. The only thing that's in it are the little holes, so I'm assuming it was in there when I bought it. I screamed.'

After some research on the internet, Raygor believes that the snake is a corn snake.

LINK: This is why I never buy my snakes at Walmartâ€¦they don't know the difference between corn and potatoes. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2345977/Eek-Woman-finds-THREE-FOOT-snake-Walmart-bag-potatoes.html)
Title: Re: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 25, 2013, 10:38:09 AM: Snakes In A Potato Bag
Title: Re: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2013, 10:52:35 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 25, 2013, 10:38:09 AM
Snakes In A Potato Bag

And I bet she sounded a lot like Samuel L. Jackson when she found that MOTHAFRAKKIN' SNAKE IN HER MOTHAFRAKKIN' POTATO BAG. :fuelfire:

I would have. Have I mentioned that I HATE snakes?
Title: Re: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: EagleKeeper on June 25, 2013, 10:53:13 AM: I find it just a little odd that...

A) They just happen to have had a spare reptile enclosure just laying around.

B) It's an albino, I've never seen an albino snake of any kind in the wild.

C) If I were looking to purchase an albino corn snake, Walmart would not be my first choice to go shopping for one.
Title: Re: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: ColonelCarrots on June 25, 2013, 11:35:07 AM: I found a 3 foot snake in my pants. It won't leave.
Title: Re: Eek! Woman finds THREE FOOT snake in her Walmart bag of potatoes
Post by: here on June 25, 2013, 11:43:50 AM: Quote from: ColonelCarrots on June 25, 2013, 11:35:07 AM
I found a 3 foot snake in my pants. It won't leave.

Good. Then you are desperately needed on the naked pics of men thread