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Title: Talking while drunk.....
Post by: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 03:00:01 PM

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
 
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
 
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

Title: Re: Talking while drunk.....
Post by: ExGeeEye on June 24, 2013, 03:29:16 PM

Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday.

I have not yet reached the legal limit of intoxication when operating a motor vehicle.

Luke, I am your father.

Title: Re: Talking while drunk.....
Post by: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM

I'm 71, and all my friends are dead. I have nothing to look forward to. I'm half-blind and deaf. I have no medical care. But at least I still have my driver's license!  :lmao:

Title: Re: Talking while drunk.....
Post by: vesta111 on July 06, 2013, 02:09:17 PM

Quote from: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM

I'm 71, and all my friends are dead. I have nothing to look forward to. I'm half-blind and deaf. I have no medical care. But at least I still have my driver's license!  :lmao:

My 8 kids are all Gay, my husband is the father of 5 of my grandchildren, I have Herpes, are you going to call me tomorrow ?

Title: Re: Talking while drunk.....
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 09, 2013, 11:50:14 AM

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
My name is Will Pitt, and I may have been wrong about those 24 business hours.