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Title: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 24, 2013, 06:45:09 AM
Ok.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2346799/Milan-Mens-Fashion-Week-offers-sophisticated-choices-Dolce--Gabbana-Les-Hommes-Bottega-Veneta.html

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7624F7000005DC-416_470x699.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7624AF000005DC-678_470x699.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7503CC000005DC-651_964x641.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A74E163000005DC-118_310x573.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7605F3000005DC-155_310x573.jpg)
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: jtyangel on June 24, 2013, 07:06:19 AM
That first guy looks really unhappy. But nothing says high fashion like a Burger King crown and a pencil bag cinched around the waist with rope. And that's before one addresses the drapes I mean shorts he's wearing.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 24, 2013, 07:14:12 AM
What the **** was that?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: ColonelCarrots on June 24, 2013, 07:25:20 AM
This would be normal in a world ruled by Ptarmigans.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: IassaFTots on June 24, 2013, 07:30:53 AM
Well, I just don't know what to say.   :panic:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 24, 2013, 07:32:25 AM
I so see Dutch in one of those outfits!  :naughty:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 24, 2013, 07:35:50 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on June 24, 2013, 07:14:12 AM
What the **** was that?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

San Fransissyco's finest.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 09:07:52 AM
I would wear any of that for going to a pig F*****g contest.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 24, 2013, 09:20:52 AM
Quote from: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 09:07:52 AM
I would wear any of that for going to a pig F*****g contest.

Where do they have those at?  :???:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: Gina on June 24, 2013, 09:20:52 AM
Where do they have those at?  :???:

Some back yard at a house in Memphis.   :wink:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Wineslob on June 24, 2013, 09:39:34 AM
I preferred reading this http://www.cafemom.com/articles/entertainment/121640/6_Best_Sets_of_Real?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prism&utm_source=taboola-x&utm_content=0
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Eupher on June 24, 2013, 09:56:47 AM
Good God.

They all look like faggots anyway. Who do you know that voluntarily puts on that kind of clothing and parades around like his balls are wrapped around his tonsils?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: CG6468 on June 24, 2013, 10:06:02 AM
Quote from: Eupher on June 24, 2013, 09:56:47 AM
Good God.

They all look like faggots anyway. Who do you know that voluntarily puts on that kind of clothing and parades around like his balls are wrapped around his tonsils?

It looks like they'd all have to squat to pee, doesn't it?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: obumazombie on June 24, 2013, 01:36:24 PM
Metrosexuals.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 24, 2013, 11:11:27 PM
Gag me! I knew something was wrong...all those legs are...shaved!
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Bad Dog on June 24, 2013, 11:18:52 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on June 24, 2013, 01:36:24 PM
Metrosexuals.

I suspect something well beyond that.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Zathras on June 24, 2013, 11:51:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/HeroesAtWork/128842150292143284.jpg)
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: here on June 25, 2013, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Wineslob on June 24, 2013, 09:39:34 AM
I preferred reading this http://www.cafemom.com/articles/entertainment/121640/6_Best_Sets_of_Real?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prism&utm_source=taboola-x&utm_content=0

Hmm, some of those were as real as...never mind,  enjoy the sell
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Karin on June 25, 2013, 10:01:02 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7606E3000005DC-762_310x573.jpg)


Some of the uglier, outlandish ones were from that ugly fugly Donnatella Versace.  The other miscreants were Andrea Incontri and Jill Sander.   Like Tots, I didn't what to say, so I checked the comments at the Mail.  There are some fruits who are acting a little defensive. 

Quote
I can just see my 16 stone manly husband wearing these creations - NOT! Bahahahahahaha - Sara, Cardiff
Reply:
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I am sure that no one wants to see your fat husband in haute couture dear , it was not designed for overweight welsh men
- Tony , London, 24/6/2013 18:16

 :lmao:  Look at 'im throw a hissy fit! 

Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2013, 10:04:03 AM
Tony sounds like quite the fashion maven.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2013, 10:24:21 AM
Have you ever seen a sadder bunch of queers?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2013, 10:59:33 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2013, 10:24:21 AM
Have you ever seen a sadder bunch of queers?

A DU picture thread? :???:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Texacon on June 25, 2013, 11:03:36 AM
Why must they keep trying to feminize men?  This has been going on for a few decades now and I don't understand it.  Dresses for men?  Somebody is now coming out with cosmetics for men?  This is just stupid.

KC
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: dixierose on June 25, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
I've been to the Scottish Games in Savannah a few times; and I find some of the men in kilts sexy as hell....
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 25, 2013, 11:29:06 AM
Quote from: dixierose on June 25, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
I've been to the Scottish Games in Savannah a few times; and I find some of the men in kilts sexy as hell....

 :-)
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Wineslob on June 25, 2013, 12:10:18 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2013, 10:59:33 AM
A DU picture thread? :???:


HI5    :cheersmate:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: IassaFTots on June 25, 2013, 09:05:00 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on June 25, 2013, 11:29:06 AM
:-)

Oh stop wit your bad self!!!!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:05:06 AM
Quote from: dixierose on June 25, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
I've been to the Scottish Games in Savannah a few times; and I find some of the men in kilts sexy as hell....

Oh Gawd yeh

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:05:59 AM
Quote from: Karin on June 25, 2013, 10:01:02 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/23/article-2346799-1A7606E3000005DC-762_310x573.jpg)





I keep thinking "Harry Potter" with that one  :lmao:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 26, 2013, 10:07:46 AM
Quote from: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:05:59 AM
I keep thinking "Harry Potter" with that one  :lmao:

If he catches a stiff breeze, you'll be able to see his Little Wizard.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:09:05 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on June 26, 2013, 10:07:46 AM
If he catches a stiff breeze, you'll be able to see his Little Wizard.


so that's how Harry got that mark on his forehead  :naughty:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: here on June 26, 2013, 10:11:58 AM
Quote from: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:05:06 AM
Oh Gawd yeh

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)

I have nothing to say, I just want to see that picture over and over and over...
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 26, 2013, 10:12:33 AM
Quote from: Gina on June 26, 2013, 10:09:05 AM

so that's how Harry got that mark on his forehead  :naughty:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 01:10:28 PM
Quote from: here on June 26, 2013, 10:11:58 AM
I have nothing to say, I just want to see that picture over and over and over...

Just for you ma'am.


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)


KC
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: here on June 26, 2013, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 01:10:28 PM
Just for you ma'am.


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f6P80JVKxOo/TXzVaHTbEzI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hrcW9lyg1wQ/s1600/men-in-kilts.jpg)


KC

That's some mad typing skills, what else can you do with your fingers?   
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 01:49:23 PM
Quote from: here on June 26, 2013, 01:42:12 PM
That's some mad typing skills, what else can you do with your fingers?   


 :naughty:

Why, put on my kilt of course.

 :-)

KC
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: CG6468 on June 26, 2013, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 01:49:23 PM
:naughty:

Why, put on my kilt of course.

 :-)

KC

That reply just kilts me!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: here on June 26, 2013, 02:01:23 PM
Quote from: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 01:49:23 PM
:naughty:

Why, put on my kilt of course.

 :-)

KC

I've always want to say this:  What are you wearing now?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: obumazombie on June 26, 2013, 02:28:43 PM
Quote from: here on June 26, 2013, 02:01:23 PM
I've always want to say this:  What are you wearing now?
Mark Levin's favorite question.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 02:41:44 PM
Quote from: here on June 26, 2013, 02:01:23 PM
I've always want to say this:  What are you wearing now?

A smile!

 :-)


You better watch out missy ....  I could turn into this!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE[/youtube]

KC
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: here on June 26, 2013, 02:43:09 PM
Quote from: Texacon on June 26, 2013, 02:41:44 PM
A smile!

 :-)

KC
lol
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: vesta111 on June 27, 2013, 08:51:17 AM
Quote from: here on June 26, 2013, 02:43:09 PM
Lil


That is not funny WHEN YOU GET A FROOT LOOP RANDOM DIAL. Who knows if the call is random or you are being stalked.

I believe for the only time in my life I was ever scared out of my wits was one of these calls.

Me with 4 kids with Hubby at sea for a few more months.    Got this call and I thought it was a joke, someone I knew having a bit of fun.   

While I was trying to put a face to the voice the caller acted like he knew me, knew where I lived and the color of the car I drove. When I decided to get quirky with him asking about his sex life he became enraged and called me names I knew no anyone that knew me would ever, he became violent and threatened to beat me and the kids up.

I hung up and called the police, the young officer that came to take my complaint told me about what the city directory was, people came to the house and asked all kinds of questions about who lived there, how many kids and where we worked.   Sort of like census takers.    What I did not know was unlike the Federal Census I could just refuse to even tell them our name.

First time living in a city of size .    I learned that the city directory was printed out and ANYONE could look up a street and get an idea if the husband was in the Military.    3 of us military wives that lived on my street  got that b*steads calls and we were scared. Only one had her husband on shore leave, the rest of us slept with a gun under our pillow for months after that.

It is one heck of a job being a military wife ---single mother for half or a full year waiting for our husbands to come home.    Then there was the grape vine that got out news of a friend whose husband was gone found dead in her home. 

For most of the military wives, our family's are far away, we need to set up a net work for our own protection every time we move.   For the young just married into this life style we did then and do now need some kind of course on the State Laws they move into, What to do in any emergency and most important a list of off base housing that allows big dogs.

The military guard shack's use to have a posting of off limits places to the military men, dangerous and a no go for them.   The family's that follow them seldom get to see the inside of a guard shack and have no idea as they drive about trying to acquaint themselves with the area if it is safe or not.

Yes there are the people that get their jollies scarring the shit out of lone woman,
then there are the perverts that got a neighbor of mine in Hawaii, She was a drop dead beautiful young woman living in off base housing.    A couple locals not military saw her at a gas station and saw the base sticker on her car.    They followed her home and watched her house for a day or so, when they saw no male around they broke in at night raped her and stole everything in sight.
 
The day after this happend I found myself and a dozen other woman at the door of the SPCA wanting to adopt a dog, a good size dog.


Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Wineslob on June 27, 2013, 09:39:32 AM
I think the theory of relativity just ceased to operate and the universe imploded.



 
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 27, 2013, 09:47:12 AM
Quote from: Wineslob on June 27, 2013, 09:39:32 AM
I think the theory of relativity just ceased to operate and the universe imploded.

The sound of the universe imploding....

an earth-shattering *plonk*.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: obumazombie on June 27, 2013, 11:52:33 AM
^How are you getting to all the perfect plonk opportunities so quickly ? There's a plonk conspiracy in process.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 27, 2013, 03:59:33 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on June 27, 2013, 11:52:33 AM
^How are you getting to all the perfect plonk opportunities so quickly ? There's a plonk conspiracy in process.

It's a gift. I have a few more in reserve.

Who put the *plonk* in "plonk-da-donk*?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 28, 2013, 04:45:55 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on June 27, 2013, 11:52:33 AM
^How are you getting to all the perfect plonk opportunities so quickly ? There's a plonk conspiracy in process.

It's a plonk-or-be-plonked world.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 28, 2013, 06:28:18 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on June 27, 2013, 03:59:33 PM
It's a gift. I have a few more in reserve.

Who put the *plonk* in "plonk-da-donk*?

 :lmao:....now dammit that'll be running thru my head all day..."Who put the ram in the ram-a-lamb dingdong...." was it muzzies or san fransissyco dudes?
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Big Dog on June 28, 2013, 06:58:35 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 28, 2013, 06:28:18 AM
:lmao:....now dammit that'll be running thru my head all day..."Who put the ram in the ram-a-lamb dingdong...."

 :bwah:

My work here is done.
Title: Re: time for a good laugh at the expense of men
Post by: Wineslob on June 28, 2013, 10:38:24 AM
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