The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: obumazombie on June 23, 2013, 02:06:32 AM
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As you know if you have followed me at all, one of my pet peeves is liberal speech codes. Many of my forum contemporaries have come to understand my sarcasm, cynicism, and parody of this liberal assault. I have endeavored to illustrate liberal hypocrisy and absurdity with a taste of their own medicine. The spoonful of sugar has been withheld. My good friend Shooting Shark from my other forum knocked me off dead center when he took action tonight and posted this...
Hey MODS -- Settle this once and for all...
Author: Shooting Shark Date: 6/23/2013 2:30:28 AM +0/-0
While the PC LIBTARDS are busy trying to ban words, why stop with "negro" simply because they say its offensive to "black people?"...I think the use of the term "black people" is racist, as if we need to differentiate humanity according to their skin color!...Even us sea creatures dont do that...
But here's why a typical libtard is a hypocrite too, as usual.
Let's ban these "offensive words" while we're at it:
"MRS." and "MR" (Misus and Mister) -- Offensive because they portray a sexist differentiation...represents gender bias AND marital bias which is offensive to feminists and "unmarried female people".
Mr. is still a "Mr." whether married or not...Ms. ( Mizzz) Fat chicks over 30 years of age really hate it when they are refered to as "Miss." A divorced woman is not a "Miss" (not a virgin) and not a "MRS" either... The PC word is "Ms."
Ban the words "husband' and "wife" too. Many feminists don't like it because it represents a patriachal order, assumed to be natural, and it suggests women actually need a "husband" which is also a verb meaning to "care for, direct, and make in order" (Ie animal husbandry.) homosexuals dont like these words because they represent a linguistic bias against the concept of ghey marriage. The PC word is "significant other")
Redneck: a pejoritive term often used to describe "Poor White Southerners" many of whom take offense to that expression. Let me assure you, Jeff Foxworthy is not welcome at the Confederate Memorial Day Celebration held in Savannah Ga every year! The Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy are your neighbors and they deserve your respect. (PC would be "Southerners")
Libtard: Though an accurate description of a "low-information, low-intelligence voter" many so called "progressives" ( the PC word) do take offense at being remined they are in fact, RETARDED and USEFUL IDIOTS for a destrructive socialist agenda.
Abortion: Many women who have had abortions don't like that word...just hearing it reminds them they once chose to murder their unborn child. "Choice" is PC, prefered, and usually unoffensive. Just ask Dr Gosnell.
Christian: Offensive religious bias since it represents a cultural majority in America. According to a Marxist analysis of "power politics," only the unprotected class is the "majortity" who by definition, represent a "cultural hegemony" that minority religions and atheists find offensive. The PC word is "secular"-- All religious view points, symbols, and names must never be uttered in public...Unless of course you want to build a MOSQUE at Ground Zero, or plaster a bus with an atheist billboard protesting God at Christmas-time!
G'a'y, queer, and f'a'g: Are today offensive, but used to mean happy, strange, and a cigarette, until they became pejoritives for describing homosexuals. Offensive that is, unless today you're a member of a radical homophile political organization which may feel it necessary to again transvalue these words to describe themselves in common and political parliance . See here for an example. The PC words are g'a'y, queer, and f'a'g. Other words which describing homosexual behavior and consequences must not be uttered which iuncludes NAMBLA, AIDS, because they too are offensive and disturbing... G'a'y Boy Scouts are now Politically correct and must be celebrated!
NRA: Shouldn't be uttered in polite company. Everyone knows guns are bad, and only bad people have guns. Take the Chicago slums for example. Maybe if we don't talk about guns, crime, and the second amendment it will all just go away. Perhaps soon, 13 year old "negros" in the ghetto will stop shooting each other by the thousands every year in Chicago. (The PC words are "Hope and Change.')
Truth: A concept offensive to Libtards because they are post-structual, postmodern thinkers for the most part who are, and must be, moral relativists. 'Moral relativism' is necessary to twist even their low IQs around the diametrically-opposed rational concepts and social agendas which their political leaders support. (PC word: "Democratic Party Platform")
God: Related to "truth" eveyone knows "life" spontaneoiusly emerged from the primordal soup woiythout any rhyme or reason behind it. There is no God to save ius, we must save ourselves. (PC word:" evolution.")
Teabag: Offensive to the 58 percent of Amercans who identify with the teaparty in particular and conservatism in general.. Oh wait, according to a Marxist analysis of "power politics," only the unprotected class is the "majortity" who by definition represent a "cultural hegemony" which minority special interest political groups find offensive. The PC phrase is "Conservatives don't matter, they can be offended with impunity."
Theres a good start. Feel free to add to this list. Be sure to give your rationale!
Oh and by the way, MODS, do pay close attention to the perverted young man who insists on soiling this forum with rfrequent offensive sexual commentary, posting in other people's names, etc.
He's the USEFUL IDIOT who started the post below, who thinks "negro" is a racial slur, but must imagine "sexual profanity" and plagarism is A-OK, and not a violation of the so-called "rules of engagement."
I suggest you BAN him too.
--Shooting Shark
Please feel free to add to the list as you see fit. My only rule is that a banned word must have the potential to possibly offend someone, somewhere, at sometime. I hope you have as much fun with this as I already have.
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No offense to your good friend Shark but, I think you are eons beyond him in this endeavor. Your ability to see the most subtle offensiveness in words common folks miss completely is legend. I check your posts hourly and, am constantly amazed at my own ignorance and offensiveness. I believe I speak for all Americans when I say some sort of monument to you on the mall in DC (after you've passed of course) would be the least we could do.
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^I'm flattered, naturally.
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No offense to your good friend Shark but, I think you are eons beyond him in this endeavor. Your ability to see the most subtle offensiveness in words common folks miss completely is legend. I check your posts hourly and, am constantly amazed at my own ignorance and offensiveness. I believe I speak for all Americans when I say some sort of monument to you on the mall in DC (after you've passed of course) would be the least we could do.
What part of Zombie do you not get? :wink:
Besides, I'd prefer a obumazombie statue with a head
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What part of Zombie do you not get? :wink:
Besides, I'd prefer a obumazombie statue with a head
You do not "get" Obamazombie. At best you may marvel at him.
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You do not "get" Obamazombie. At best you may marvel at him.
My point is killing a zombie requires severing its head, and really what good is a statue of a headless Obamazombie?
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My point is killing a zombie requires severing its head, and really what good is a statue of a headless Obamazombie?
My point exactly....Thanks.
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Who said a Rose is a Rose by any other name ???
Oh so true, and at times usefull. How to sort out who is who when 3-4 people have the same first name ?
Simple there is John the Frenchie, John the Irishman and John the Spaide, John the baldy and John the shrimp. There is Big John, fats John, Gay John, idiot John.
and John the Swede.
Far as I remember no one took offence at their nicknames as long as people smiled when they spoke to them.
Now ---Remember when the 60's song came out called Ahab the Arab, Movie Zorba the Greek, West Side Story ?
The one and only time I suspected I could be raciest was in the 70's and my very best friend invited me to a party. I walked in to find 6-8 woman with dark skin playing cards. All were very polite and asked me to sit down and play with them. All went to hell for me as they said they were playing Spades.
Shades of my childhood came up to hit me between the eyes. I did not know what to do laugh or cry.
A rose is a rose by any other name, easy for us Mutts to choose what side of the family we wish to identify with, few people in America have a solid heritage based on just one heritage.
At a doctors office I heard the woman give her Sir name and spoke up that she had the same name as my fathers family, were we related ?
Her husband then asked what side of the river did I come from, when I told him the north side, he said "OH your the side of the Pig thieves." How funny, and as this is a small community relating this story to my Son he told me that the Husband and his son were his bosses. Things get complicated here, My son was hired for a State job as the man doing the hiring was his sisters father. We had been divorced for years and my son or daughter had never met him and shock of shocks, to find out his mother had married a Polish man.
Race is interesting as is Genealogy, it is difficult to be a Raciest when us Mutts find something interesting hiding in the wood pile and our DNA.
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Who said a Rose is a Rose by any other name ???
Billy Shakespeare.
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No offense to your good friend Shark but, I think you are eons beyond him in this endeavor. Your ability to see the most subtle offensiveness in words common folks miss completely is legend. I check your posts hourly and, am constantly amazed at my own ignorance and offensiveness. I believe I speak for all Americans when I say some sort of monument to you on the mall in DC (after you've passed of course) would be the least we could do.
I concur wholeheartedly.