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Title: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2013, 05:25:46 PM
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Fri Jun 21, 2013, 04:23 PM
Cleita (64,691 posts)

I found myself shorter of money this month than usual so I dug through
my old jewelry and coins and went to the local gold broker's shop. I had to provide my driver's license. I believe it would be used to background check me. I assume it was to protect the broker if the jewelry turned out to be stolen.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023062877

So after only five years of the jug-eared Kenyan's 0conomy, poor DUmmy Cleita is selling off her jewelry to buy food.

It's always gratifying to see DUmpmonkeys suffering from their impoverished uselessness!

I hope when the earring money runs out, her lights go off.

And what do you want to bet that gold jewelry was bought during the Great Reagan Boom?
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: Skul on June 21, 2013, 05:42:48 PM
May as well pawn whatever soap they have.
Doesn't get used anyway.  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: USA4ME on June 21, 2013, 08:35:08 PM
It's always gratifying to see DUmpmonkeys suffering from their impoverished uselessness!

Amen!  And it couldn't happen to a more bitter and hateful old bitty than the cleita primitive.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 08:50:44 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023062877

So after only five years of the jug-eared Kenyan's 0conomy, poor DUmmy Cleita is selling off her jewelry to buy food.

It's always gratifying to see DUmpmonkeys suffering from their impoverished uselessness!

I hope when the earring money runs out, her lights go off.

And what do you want to bet that gold jewelry was bought during the Great Reagan Boom?

Uh huh.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 21, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
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Fri Jun 21, 2013, 04:23 PM
Cleita (64,691 posts)

I found myself shorter of money this month than usual so I dug through
my old jewelry and coins and went to the local gold broker's shop. I had to provide my driver's license. I believe it would be used to background check me. I assume it was to protect the broker if the jewelry turned out to be stolen.

Well dummie.,, way I look at it is this:

You dummies always seem to be short of money. You dummies always seem to have problems with being employed. You dummies always seem to be on the government dole.

So what is the common thing here? Clue bat time... you are dummies and liberals.  Perhaps you should look at the problem from a different perspective. Start with looking in the mirror.

You are welcome. 5 cents please.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: ChuckJ on June 21, 2013, 09:21:44 PM
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Fri Jun 21, 2013, 04:23 PM
Cleita (64,691 posts)

I found myself shorter of money this month than usual so I dug through
my old jewelry and coins and went to the local gold broker's shop. I had to provide my driver's license. I believe it would be used to background check me. I assume it was to protect the broker if the jewelry turned out to be stolen.

Did you bitch and call them racist for wanting to see your driver's license?
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 21, 2013, 09:30:03 PM
Did you bitch and call them racist for wanting to see your driver's license?

Ouch!!! That's gonna leave a mark!!!!!

H5 Chuck!!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: obumazombie on June 22, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
Well dummie.,, way I look at it is this:

You dummies always seem to be short of money. You dummies always seem to have problems with being employed. You dummies always seem to be on the government dole.

So what is the common thing here? Clue bat time... you are dummies and liberals.  Perhaps you should look at the problem from a different perspective. Start with looking in the mirror.

You are welcome. 5 cents please.
Is your kiosk right next door to Lucy's ? What's the name of it ? I want to send some libs your way who need your expertise.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: miskie on June 22, 2013, 05:29:54 AM
I can't wait until Cleita needs to pawn off more stuff to pay her Obamacare co-pays and deductibles. I'm sure it will somehow be Bush's Fault (tm) , even though not a single rethug was allowed to participate in Obamacare's design.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: jukin on June 22, 2013, 08:43:31 AM
Welcome to Summer of Recovery IV!!
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2013, 08:50:56 AM

I'm wondering about something.

Being a primitive, I wonder if she ever really accumulated jewelry other than costume jewelry, and as for old coins, maybe all she ever collected was wheat one-cent pieces from the 1940s and 1950s and Bicentennial quarter-dollars.

I'm sure she couldn't have possibly had anything of real value.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 22, 2013, 09:46:56 AM

I'm wondering about something.

Being a primitive, I wonder if she ever really accumulated jewelry other than costume jewelry, and as for old coins, maybe all she ever collected was wheat one-cent pieces from the 1940s and 1950s and Bicentennial quarter-dollars.

I'm sure she couldn't have possibly had anything of real value.

She probably "collected" jewelry and coins from the homes of relatives.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: Skul on June 22, 2013, 11:36:46 AM
I can just hear it now. :-)

"I'll give you twelve cents for that quarter."
"Can I get at least sixteen?"
"You're a nice lady, I'll go thirteen and not a penny more."
"Well, OK, thirteen."
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 22, 2013, 08:25:33 PM
Is your kiosk right next door to Lucy's ? What's the name of it ? I want to send some libs your way who need your expertise.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am actually Lucy. Charlie Brown finally wised up and I need some new suckers.   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: ColonelCarrots on June 22, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Selling her heirlooms? She became a prostitute?
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 22, 2013, 09:29:34 PM
I can just hear it now. :-)

"I'll give you twelve cents for that quarter."
"Can I get at least sixteen?"
"You're a nice lady, I'll go thirteen and not a penny more."
"Well, OK, thirteen."

Hard Core Pawn comes to mind.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: obumazombie on June 22, 2013, 09:33:51 PM
Hard Core Pawn comes to mind.   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Be careful how you pronounce that in open company.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 22, 2013, 09:39:14 PM


You are welcome. 5 cents please.

OK.  Just as soon as she gets back from:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4535516606303601&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: obumazombie on June 22, 2013, 09:58:29 PM
Golds clutching gold.
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 22, 2013, 10:18:50 PM
Be careful how you pronounce that in open company.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 obumaz!!!!!


OK.  Just as soon as she gets back from:

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4535516606303601&pid=1.7)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 98ZJUSMC!!!!

Ya all on a roll tonite!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: Articulate Ape on June 22, 2013, 10:42:45 PM
Did you bitch and call them racist for wanting to see your driver's license?

Ha!  Good one!
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 22, 2013, 10:56:37 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 obumaz!!!!!


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 98ZJUSMC!!!!

Ya all on a roll tonite!!!!


Why is it that the first thing that popped into our collective heads this thread was Hardcore Pawn?


Hmmmmmm........
Title: Re: DUmmy Cleita Selling Heirlooms To Pay Bills
Post by: Tucker on June 23, 2013, 03:56:59 AM
I can just hear it now. :-)

"I'll give you twelve cents for that quarter."
"Can I get at least sixteen?"
"You're a nice lady, I'll go thirteen and not a penny more."
"Well, OK, thirteen."

From A Christmas Carol:

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Mrs. Dilber: [having cleaned out Scrooge's townhouse, she's now selling his things on the rough side of town] ... Watch, bed-curtains, blankets... So what's your offer for all these?

Old Joe: One pound-sterling, five crowns and three schillings. Not a hay-penny more if I was to be boiled for it.

Mrs. Dilber: You're hardened, Joe, and no mistake!

Old Joe: I'm ALWAYS kind to the ladies! That's the way I ruined myself!

[both laugh]