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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2013, 02:58:02 PM
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Archae (26,644 posts)
The "Michael Hastings was a hit job" people keep forgetting one unavoidable fact. (http://)
Shit happens.
A witness to the crash says Hastings was driving like a bat out of hell, Mercedes or not, drving like he was, I'm not surprised he lost control and smashed into a tree.
If I say Obama is part of a conspiracy to put a Satanic Kenyan in the White House, I'm called a nut.
If I say Bill Clinton had dozens of people killed, I'm called a nut.
But the pet left-wing conspiracy theories, even after for all intensive purposes are proven to be absolute bullshit, "Oh that's different!"
Michael Hastings drive too fast and ran into a tree.
A left-wing nut shot JFK.
An Arabic nut shot RFK.
A certified nut shot Reagan.
We went to the Moon.
There is no "Illuminati" or "Cabal of Jews/Satanists/whatever."
Case closed. (Except to the Alex Jones/Coast To Coast AM fruitcakes.)
Look, 99.9% of America have never heard of him. I'm not happy he died, seemed like a decent person...regardless of his political leanings.
Sample reply, from our old friend Buzzy:
Buzz Clik (29,904 posts)
2. LIHOP! MIHOP!
Were those people crazy?
I rest my case.
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Egalitarian Thug (8,004 posts)
4. FFS. If you're going to write condescending and purposefully insulting posts, at least take a moment
and learn the proper phrases you use.
The phrase you want is "for all intents and purposes"
And don't forget to check the spelling.
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Apparently it is condescending to tell a liberal tin foil hat nut that he or she is a nut but it is perfectly ok to call a conservative tin foil hat nut a nut... Only in DULand
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He was driving that way because someone stuck a picture of KKKarl Rove on his rear view mirror. Suffer to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.
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Apparently it is condescending to tell a liberal tin foil hat nut that he or she is a nut but it is perfectly OK to call a conservative tin foil hat nut a nut... Only in DU Land
Ah---- back in the early days of 1970 CB usage, some owners bought these devises to boost their power.
What fun for the neighbors 3 miles down the road to start questioning their sanity when their refrig. began to talk to them, Some claimed they were picking up voices on the metal fillings in their teeth and we had to buy some sort of gizmo for the TV to protect it from making announcement at odd times.
When things got bad we would see white vans in the neighborhood circling about with some kind of gizmo on the roof trying to find the source of the boosters.
Jump ahead to 1989, Cable was odd, one could only hook up one TV in the home. If you spliced the cable to run 2 or 3 TVS, and caught, you faced huge fines.
Times have changed today, My cable feeds into 3 TV's for one price. I have not used my CB in years and all truckers have cell phones.
No wonder the old time folks wear the tin foil hats, no telling what the new radio wave technology has developed in 25 years.
I will say that these radio waves are a grand weapon to use against the enemy, I can see no benefit of wearing a tin foil hat as with enough power, as in the Bible, the walls will come a tumbling down. Substained high pitch sound waves will cause bricks to break and people to have their brains melt.
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When I was in middle school, we had a shop teacher we affectionately referred to as Mr. Non-sequitur . Mr. Non-sequitur liked to tell stories, often about fighting in a war (I forget which one)
The stories would often go something like - " We flew in low before jumping out of the plane !! It was raining hellfire down upon us, and I was wearing a jacket ! "
I just wanted to share that with Vesta.
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When I was in middle school, we had a shop teacher we affectionately referred to as Mr. Non-sequitur . Mr. Non-sequitur
Must be one of those Yankee middle schools.
I'm sure no one in my middle school had ever heard that term.
Our conversations were pretty much limited to vulgarity.
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HOW DARE HE!!!
I spend a lot of time and resources setting up various conspiracy websites and coming up with clever theories to fill the pages of those websites.
Luckily, DUmmies are creatures of habit and they will keep my registers rolling and the ad revenue coming in but I'm going to have to write an article on how Archae is a disinformation agent on the payroll of the DIA. Or maybe he's a shape-shifting caninite.
I'll let the creative juices percolate.
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When I was in middle school, we had a shop teacher we affectionately referred to as Mr. Non-sequitur . Mr. Non-sequitur liked to tell stories, often about fighting in a war (I forget which one)
The stories would often go something like - " We flew in low before jumping out of the plane !! It was raining hellfire down upon us, and I was wearing a jacket ! "
I just wanted to share that with Vesta.
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He was driving that way because someone stuck a picture of KKKarl Rove on his rear view mirror. Suffer to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.
But, do you have to cross the Rubicon on an arc? For ****'s Face!
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He was driving that way because someone stuck a picture of KKKarl Rove on his rear view mirror. Suffer to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.
Pretty much. :rotf: :rotf:
Sorry Idiots,...he was hammered. He was all paranoid that the Administration, whose knob he slobbed constantly, was "after him". He was probably right. The most criminal government this country has ever seen was after him.
....and he just couldn't take the strain of a group of his fellow travelers coming after him.
So. he got hammered and ran into a tree.
....and had an established history of drug and alcohol abuse. This doesn't trouble you (D)Ummies, does it? Oh,...sorry.
Must be one of those Yankee middle schools.
I'm sure no one in my middle school had ever heard that term.
Our conversations were pretty much limited to vulgarity.
And boobs.
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blaa blaa blaa...
And boobs.
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:yahoo:
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HOW DARE HE!!!
I spend a lot of time and resources setting up various conspiracy websites and coming up with clever theories to fill the pages of those websites.
Luckily, DUmmies are creatures of habit and they will keep my registers rolling and the ad revenue coming in but I'm going to have to write an article on how Archae is a disinformation agent on the payroll of the DIA. Or maybe he's a shape-shifting caninite.
I'll let the creative juices percolate.
I love considering conspiracy theories. They have to be elaborate and subtle though. I begin to glaze over at the first mention of Belderbergers, tri lats or CFRs. I also like concocting conspiracy theories, although I am not very good or prolific at that. I am good at tweaking conspiracy theories in my own estimation.
As for war stories, I always begin mine with...
There I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins, pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight. No where to run, no where to hide...
Feel free to borrow as the mood hits you vesta.
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I love considering conspiracy theories. They have to be elaborate and subtle though. I begin to glaze over at the first mention of Belderbergers, tri lats or CFRs. I also like concocting conspiracy theories, although I am not very good or prolific at that. I am good at tweaking conspiracy theories in my own estimation.
As for war stories, I always begin mine with...
There I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins, pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight. No where to run, no where to hide...
Feel free to borrow as the mood hits you vesta.
So I came up with a grand idea, I would Gobble like a Turkey and the Enemy would become confused and I was able to throw my last hand grenade into the bunker killing them all. After all this I came home to become a Movie Star.
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I love considering conspiracy theories. They have to be elaborate and subtle though. I begin to glaze over at the first mention of Belderbergers, tri lats or CFRs. I also like concocting conspiracy theories, although I am not very good or prolific at that. I am good at tweaking conspiracy theories in my own estimation.
As for war stories, I always begin mine with...
There I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins, pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight. No where to run, no where to hide...
Feel free to borrow as the mood hits you vesta.
I always figured you for ...There I was 3000 ft. flat on my back with 6 MIGs on my tail.
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^That's good, I may "borrow" that.
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Archae is a freak who get's off sexually by dressing up as animals.