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Title: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: njpines on June 18, 2013, 08:22:05 AM

LINK (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023038779)

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steve2470 (15,065 posts)  Tue Jun 18, 2013, 08:10 AM

Florida man beaten, robbed, stripped naked on first date
 
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/17/19008092-florida-man-beaten-robbed-stripped-naked-on-first-date?lite

A Florida man was beaten, robbed, forced to strip naked and abandoned on the side of a road Friday evening during a first date gone horribly wrong, according to police.

Authorities found nude, bloodied Shaun Paul Williams, 34, walking on the shoulder of State Road 100 in Bunnell, Fla., late Friday near a cow pasture where Williams said he was assaulted and mugged by his date and her two unidentified male companions earlier that evening, according to a Flagler County Sheriff’s Office case report.

Williams told sheriff’s deputies that he met the unidentified woman at a convenience store in Daytona Beach, Fla., two weeks ago. They struck up a friendship and later arranged to go out on June 14, according to the report.

The woman picked up Williams in front of the same convenience store for their first date Friday evening. After Williams entered the woman’s vehicle, he discovered two unidentified adult men – one of whom the woman introduced as her brother, the report states.

She sounds like a keeper, Stevie-boy!! Did you ask her for a second date?  :loser:

Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: Vagabond on June 18, 2013, 08:57:03 AM

Does it really have to be spelled out that getting into a car with people that you don't really know is a very bad idea?

Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 18, 2013, 10:15:53 AM

Hmmm....here I was thinking he would be more of a bottle of chloroform and a rag man.

Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2013, 01:30:23 PM

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #2)
Tue Jun 18, 2013, 08:23 AM
steve2470 (15,068 posts)

3. yes horrible
I wonder if that was the plan from the very beginning. Sad.

No, stevenumbers, she was looking for true love but right at the last second picked up a couple of armed goons to roll the guy.

It's hard to believe that just a few years ago, DUmmy stevenumbers was a frontrunner for DOTY.

The dating sagas he posted in embarrassing, hilarious detail were some of the funniest material any DUmmy has ever offered.

But he was highlighted by PJComix, and finally recognized his fame. That ruined him.

Still, no one who was there will forget his tale of the lady who ended the evening by claiming to have a cold sore.

Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: diesel driver on June 18, 2013, 05:51:42 PM

Quote from: njpines on June 18, 2013, 08:22:05 AM

LINK (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023038779)

She sounds like a keeper, Stevie-boy!! Did you ask her for a second date?  :loser:

Seems he missed his chance.

A PERFECT stevienumbers date would have him stripped naked, bound, gagged, locked in a car trunk and driven into a large body of water.

Teddy liked them kind of dates.

Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: miskie on June 18, 2013, 06:49:39 PM

This Long Distance Dedication goes out to Stevenumbers.

Dear Stevenumbers. You have got to be the most pathetic excuse for a person that I have ever met. The nightmares you bring terrify me, and now I can't sleep without taking an entire bottle of Xanax with a whiskey chaser. Don't get me wrong, I don't wish you dead - but only because I'm worried that your pathetic ghostly form will visit me in all hours of the day and night. Your dull, listless eyes could only be improved marginally by overdosing on Bath Salts, and I can't watch The Walking Dead because all of the zombies remind me of you. I hope one day you get laid, and forget all about me.

Sincerely - every woman that Stevenumbers has ever dated.

Stevenumbers, this one is for you. [/Kasem]

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Title: Re: Stevenumbers describes his idea of a perfect first date
Post by: vesta111 on June 19, 2013, 07:40:40 AM

What ever happened to the old 1930's Murphy Game ???

A woman gets a hotel room and dresses up, goes to the bar and scouts about for a victim wearing a wedding ring, well dressed.

She invites the male up to her room, tells him to make himself comfortable and go to freshen up in the bath room.  The Mark takes off his clothes and she comes out of the bathroom in bra and pantys.  The closet door opens and a pimp jumps out with flash camera taking pictures.

I have seen this scenario a few times on old time detective movies. 

The victim hands over all his money and identification to the Pimp and off he goes only to get a few pictures in the mail the next week and the black mail starts.

Into 2013, some little pervert took nude pictures of his 17 year old girlfriend.   When she broke up with him he sent the pictures to all her friends AND her father with his cell phone.   

Some things never change, different technology but same old song and dance.