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Title: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: Chris_ on June 17, 2013, 04:40:32 PM
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Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed

A 41-year-old Waukesha man was charged last week with allegedly arguing (loudly) on behalf of one of America’s lesser known freedoms: the right of a man to love a goat.

Shaun Keith Orris was charged on June 13 in Waukesha County Circuit Court with carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct, allegedly asking strangers outside a bar: “Do you think it’s right to [expletive] a goat.”

Its an issue that perhaps demands attention after half-a-dozen beers and a couple shots, which allegedly prompted Shaun Keith Orris’ prurient outburst.
Waukesha Now (http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/211573801.html)

Slippery slope?  Nah, never heard of them.
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: Bad Dog on June 17, 2013, 04:59:40 PM
Waukesha Now (http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/211573801.html)

Slippery slope?  Nah, never heard of them.

Exception to the rule "there are no stupid questions"
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: Big Dog on June 17, 2013, 06:22:34 PM
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Shaun Keith Orris was charged on June 13 in Waukesha County Circuit Court with carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct, allegedly asking strangers outside a bar: “Do you think it’s right to [expletive] a goat.”

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(http://www.cheeseslave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cs_goat.jpg)
"Oh, Baa-bee!"
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: obumazombie on June 17, 2013, 07:26:37 PM
^Beat me to the youtube tie-in...grrr !

edit add all after^
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: Wineslob on June 18, 2013, 09:16:30 AM
Waukesha Now (http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/211573801.html)

Slippery Goat?  Nah, never heard of them.


FIFY
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 18, 2013, 09:45:55 AM
Exception to the rule "there are no stupid questions"

As Dean (Chris) Berman of 'Bristol University' said to a 'class' on an ESPN commercial, "There are no stupid questions--just stupid people who ask questions."

This is an example of both.
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: vesta111 on June 19, 2013, 03:47:12 PM
Depends on what kind of goat it is.   Is it a small shrub goat or a big Nubian goat.

What is the sex of the goat male or female ?     Does the Goat like you, trust you and does the goat have no problems with a pencil dick in its butt.

Lots of questions here, does the goat come on to men, I do know about some Billy's that will slime trees, homes and barns when in heat.   

You ain't seen nothing yet until you run into a small Billy trying to get to a big goat.   

Son of a B  came wandering up the road when I was living on the farm . The Nubian's had gone into heat two females and kept banging their horns together to signal the males they were ready. I never seen nothing like this.

The Billy got loose  from his farm and came a running at the sound but he was too small to get up there where he needed to go.

I cannot tell you, these darn males can ejaculate over 100 times a day.   He left these smears all over the female goats, my car and the side of my house.

He was most angry, the only way I could get out of my home and into the car was to throw peanut M&M at him.   Took us 2 weeks to find the owner, I wanted to shoot the bas*ard but in laws would not let me.       Finally the owner came and brought him home but the smell was all over everything.

Why anyone would want to have sex with a goat is totally outside my understanding.

Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: longview on June 19, 2013, 05:38:35 PM
Depends on what kind of goat it is.   

BS for even suggesting there can be a rationale for beastiality.

Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: DefiantSix on June 19, 2013, 07:20:05 PM
BS for even suggesting there can be a rationale for beastiality.



Oh, I don't know...

I kinda thought this:
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Does the Goat like you, trust you and does the goat have no problems with a pencil dick in its butt.

...cancelled out any negatives from appearing to rationalize beastiality.

:hi5: Vesta.
Title: Re: Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed
Post by: Big Dog on June 19, 2013, 07:28:06 PM
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Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed

What is his DU name?