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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
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Ok, I guess I will take all of him for myself. :whatever:
It was a hypothetical question anywhoo. :uhsure:
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Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".
IOW- This thead is useless with pics. :whatever: :p
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Scott Stapp?
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Scott Stapp?
Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.
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Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.
Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.
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Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".
IOW- This thead is useless with pics. :whatever: :p
What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?
We can turn this around I think.
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Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.
Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.
:cheersmate:
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Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".
IOW- This thead is useless with pics. :whatever: :p
What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?
We can turn this around I think.
I think Schade pics are nice. :)
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
They're scared of bugs. :-)
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
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Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together? They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.
This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
They're scared of bugs. :-)
:rotf:
I just spat beer across the den.
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Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together? They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.
This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
my theory is so they can talk about us, Frank.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
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Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together? They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.
This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
Gossip, it's what makes the world go round.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
what about changing lightbulbs and parallel parking?
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
:rimshot:
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LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
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LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
:rotf:
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Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together? They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.
This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
Frank, as you may have guessed, more goes on in the restroom than just going pee pee. There is a fair amount of primping and preening as well. Have you noticed that women look more refreshed after going to the restroom? Well, that's because we fluff our hair and touch up our makeup. We have to go in groups so that we don't lose that competitive advantage.... think about it, who wants to be outdone by another woman in the pack?
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I like to think they're going in there to talk about how they're all going to seduce me and damn you guys for trying to convince me otherwise. :censored: :-)
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
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LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
That's disgusting..... How many beers did you have? :lmao:
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
If you wanna get any again, you must commence with the cuddling always.
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)
On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....
- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed
It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? :lmao:
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.
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I don't like cuddling, in fact I loathe it. I don't like when strangers touch me either. I am just not a touchy chick.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)
On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....
- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed
It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? :lmao:
I always thought getting hit was a good thingy. I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
*snort*.... laffing for real. :evillaugh:
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)
On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....
- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed
It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? :lmao:
I always thought getting hit was a good thingy. I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.
I like it. (mostly) Just wondering where it comes from.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.
Sending PM pic for your approval. :-)
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Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....
Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."
What's so "fair" about that. :-)
Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......
GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
:popcorn:
Done and done!
You didn't get hit did you? :-)
Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)
On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....
- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed
It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that? :lmao:
Rearden I am beginning to think that you attract a certain type of female or you elicit this type of response from them. :rotf:
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
2 chicks cuddling is hot.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.
Sending PM pic for your approval. :-)
H5 for the P in that PM. :p
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
A cold beer!!
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)
Just teasin, :)
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
2 chicks cuddling is hot.
Indeed:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/502139059_fb08b48a4e.jpg?v=0)
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
2 chicks cuddling is hot.
and you wonder why people sometimes get the wrong idea. :whatever:
:-)
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
No carpet, it's all bare.
I have all hardwood floors. I'm sure you could do some mopping.
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!
well? does he do it? :-)
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
A cold beer!!
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)
Just teasin, :)
TEASING! WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!
(http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/aloofandbored0.gif)
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath. :lmao:
(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )
two chicks against cuddling? good heavens. I may have to post a poll about this. I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.
The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!
well? does he do it? :-)
Of course, he does everything I ask him. :uhsure: <-- forgot that little guy
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
A cold beer!!
(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)
Just teasin, :)
TEASING! WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!
(http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/aloofandbored0.gif)
As you desire. :uhsure:
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade.
Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.
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Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
No carpet, it's all bare.
I have all hardwood floors. I'm sure you could do some mopping.
this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade.
All you ladies are equally lovely. :)
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade.
Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.
And I'm usually never this crafty.
I'm scared, I don't know what's happening to me!
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
No carpet, it's all bare.
I have all hardwood floors. I'm sure you could do some mopping.
this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)
*I quickly write this down in the calendar. I shall celebrate today for years to come*
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Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
I might like incognito..... tell me more.
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Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman. :-)
Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade.
Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.
your mojo is absolutely intact. trust me on this one.
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
No carpet, it's all bare.
I have all hardwood floors. I'm sure you could do some mopping.
this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)
*I quickly write this down in the calendar. I shall celebrate today for years to come*
it was a perfect response. I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself :-), and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.
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Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
I might like incognito..... tell me more.
Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.
Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.
If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….
On edit: (yeah google)
The full song is scattered about the book but viewable here...
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/
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ok. I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Bugs and yard work. Mowing is men work.
As you wish M`lady. :bow:
Oh good. I'll see you tomorrow then. My bushes need trimming too. I'll have cold beer on hand.
I had to read that twice. I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn.
deal! I am obviously getting the better job.
(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))
No carpet, it's all bare.
I have all hardwood floors. I'm sure you could do some mopping.
this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)
*I quickly write this down in the calendar. I shall celebrate today for years to come*
it was a perfect response. I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself :-), and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.
*gasp* Mia stuns an Admin.
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Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
I might like incognito..... tell me more.
Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.
Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.
If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….
Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir. :-)
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
black. definitely.
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Men: Babydoll or garter belt?
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Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
I might like incognito..... tell me more.
Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.
Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.
If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….
Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir. :-)
Oh no. You were right the first time. I think it's quite kinky baby.
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO. For you, black. For a brunette, white. For the redheads, either or.
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oh my. :-)
sorta depends on the girl. Not all of them can pull off the garter belt.
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
I vote black. But men are simple. Naked is always sexiest. :uhsure:
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Men: Babydoll or garter belt?
Garter belt, no question.
Although a teddiette beats both.
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex. :-)
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO. For you, black. For a brunette, white. For the redheads, either or.
Those reds, they get all the options.... :-)
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO. For you, black. For a brunette, white. For the redheads, either or.
Those reds, they get all the options.... :-)
Yeah, but we can't wear red. It's depressing sometimes. Plus, you're too white to really wear white. Black it is.
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Heavens... look at this thread.... :popcorn:
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
Black Leather Lace Up Corset? I'd vote for that.
I guess a Women of CC Fashion Show is in order. Let's settle these questions once and for all. In the interest of happy marriages and happy coupling of course. Family values require healthy understanding between the sexes after all. It's our conservative duty. You know, lets do it for America! (anyone buying this or should I stop?)
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex. :-)
You are wise beyond your years.
I didn't realize you were so .... knowledgable. :hyper:
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Heavens... look at this thread.... :popcorn:
Heavens are. We're all going to Hell. :evillaugh:
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO. For you, black. For a brunette, white. For the redheads, either or.
Those reds, they get all the options.... :-)
Yeah, but we can't wear red. It's depressing sometimes. Plus, you're too white to really wear white. Black it is.
While I agree with your judgement regarding red, I couldn't disagree more with your rejection of white. The fact that it's hard to tell where the lingerie ends and the flesh begins is part of the appeal, leading as it does to the necessity of a closer, more hands-on inspection :-)
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO. For you, black. For a brunette, white. For the redheads, either or.
Those reds, they get all the options.... :-)
Yeah, but we can't wear red. It's depressing sometimes. Plus, you're too white to really wear white. Black it is.
While I agree with your judgement regarding red, I couldn't disagree more with your rejection of white. The fact that it's hard to tell where the lingerie ends and the flesh begins is part of the appeal, leading as it does to the necessity of a closer, more hands-on inspection :-)
If I'm wearing something lacy, there better be a hands-on inspection no matter what color it is. :evillaugh:
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex. :-)
You are wise beyond your years.
I didn't realize you were so .... knowledgable. :hyper:
LOL, I've probably spent more time and money shopping for lingerie for my fiancee than anything else.
Well, other than computer parts. She may look stunning in a bustier, but I can't play Crysis on full settings on her :-)
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It all ends up on the floor anyway. :uhsure:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
Go for it!!! I'll assist if you want, I just got home from work not too long ago so I'll be up for a while as it is.
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
Go for it. I'm in a funny mood tonight. :evillaugh:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
Go for it. I'm in a funny mood tonight. :evillaugh:
That's the best post I've ever gotten from anyone ever. :cheersmate:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
H-m-m-m-m... do I detect a brush off? Well it was laundry day and 4 beds needed sheets put back on, so I did it and now I am all wide awake. :evillaugh:
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Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific. :-)
So long as the minx know, no harm done.
But I think he would not be pleased..... :lmao:
Right right. Off to bed with you.
i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not. :rotf:
H-m-m-m-m... do I detect a brush off? Well it was laundry day and 4 beds needed sheets put back on, so I did it and now I am all wide awake. :evillaugh:
Exxxxcellent
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/CC/mrburns.jpg)
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
Good question.
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
Good question.
we need a poll of chicks. I think the whole thing is a mistake. they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.
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Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Depends on the color of the skin.....white can be nice....
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
Good question.
we need a poll of chicks. I think the whole thing is a mistake. they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.
cuddling is our little way of reminding you that you are NOT getting sex tonight
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It all ends up on the floor anyway. :uhsure:
or in the evidence locker downtown. :-)
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It all ends up on the floor anyway. :uhsure:
or in the evidence locker downtown. :-)
Well, if that ain't a red flag. What kind of women are you fraternizing with?
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
Good question.
we need a poll of chicks. I think the whole thing is a mistake. they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.
I think you are right.
It might just be due to the fact they like to complain. :fuelfire:
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It all ends up on the floor anyway. :uhsure:
or in the evidence locker downtown. :-)
Well, if that ain't a red flag. What kind of women are you fraternizing with?
Those Ely, NV girls...
:rotf:
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Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
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Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww
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Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww
I don't care for it either....it used to be a "demand"
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and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff? what is that FOR? :???:
Good question.
we need a poll of chicks. I think the whole thing is a mistake. they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.
cuddling is our little way of reminding you that you are NOT getting sex tonight
Beware the "Superman", Lurks. IF you're not familiar, try Urban Dictionary.
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Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww
it's a bad deal. a PDA means that you take your job with you, wherever you go
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LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
Yes they do.