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Title: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 07:26:33 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 08:13:53 PM
Ok, I guess I will take all of him for myself.  :whatever:

It was a hypothetical question anywhoo.  :uhsure:

Title: Re: For women only
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:06:49 PM
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:15:34 PM
Scott Stapp?
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:22:23 PM
Scott Stapp?

Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:23:36 PM
Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.

Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:25:15 PM
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p

What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?

We can turn this around I think.
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:26:20 PM
Yes.... please don't tell me you think he is ghey.

Hell no. I actually like Creed and admit I like Creed.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: For women only
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 09:37:45 PM
Instead of sashaying through a thread like this, seeking secret info on the female mind, I'm going to start listening when Schade says "For women only".

IOW- This thead is useless with pics.  :whatever: :p

What was I thinking when I started a thread like this on a predominantly male site?

We can turn this around I think.

I think Schade pics are nice. :)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:45:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:46:32 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

They're scared of bugs.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:48:22 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 09:49:37 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: franksolich on June 14, 2008, 09:50:02 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:50:21 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

They're scared of bugs.  :-)

 :rotf:

I just spat beer across the den.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:51:26 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.

my theory is so they can talk about us, Frank. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:52:33 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 09:53:31 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:53:35 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 09:55:11 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.


Gossip, it's what makes the world go round.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:55:33 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

what about changing lightbulbs and parallel parking?

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 09:55:53 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 09:56:22 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 09:56:26 PM
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 09:58:43 PM
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 09:58:57 PM
Why do women, when in groups, go to the restroom together?  They never go one-by-one, always together, even if they already know there's only one commode in there.

This has mystified me since I was, well, about four years old.

Frank, as you may have guessed, more goes on in the restroom than just going pee pee. There is a fair amount of primping and preening as well. Have you noticed that women look more refreshed after going to the restroom? Well, that's because we fluff our hair and touch up our makeup. We have to go in groups so that we don't lose that competitive advantage.... think about it, who wants to be outdone by another woman in the pack?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2008, 10:00:01 PM
I like to think they're going in there to talk about how they're all going to seduce me and damn you guys for trying to convince me otherwise.  :censored:  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:00:29 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:01:08 PM
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:

That's disgusting..... How many beers did you have?  :lmao:

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:02:56 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:




If you wanna get any again, you must commence with the cuddling always. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:03:51 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that?  :lmao:

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:04:03 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: mamacags on June 14, 2008, 10:04:09 PM
I don't like cuddling, in fact I loathe it.  I don't like when strangers touch me either.  I am just not a touchy chick.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:05:50 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:06:24 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that?  :lmao:



I always thought getting hit was a good thingy.  I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:07:27 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

*snort*.... laffing for real.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:07:54 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:08:32 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that?  :lmao:



I always thought getting hit was a good thingy.  I'm not sure WHY I think that, but I do.



I like it. (mostly) Just wondering where it comes from.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:09:53 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 



Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:09:58 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 10:10:48 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.

Sending PM pic for your approval.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:11:02 PM
Men, I will entertain questions about the fairer sex in this thread.....

Why did my girl not laugh at this exchange...

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah."

What's so "fair" about that.  :-)

Ok.... your answer was sort of short and open-ended. A better exchange......

GF- (simi-seriously) "You just like Michelle Malkin because you think she's hot."
Me- (thoughtfully) "Yeah, but you've got an ass that I can crack an egg on" (say that while grabbing her butt)
 :popcorn:


Done and done!

You didn't get hit did you?  :-)

Just ment I got the message and will follow orders for the next time. (I wouldn't get hit for that though)

On that note. Why have so many GF's hit me so often in that way that women do? For example....

- the you think your so funny punch
- the "feet off the table" head slap
- the wordless "I'm on to you" hit
- the unprovoked right jab and giggle
- the endless playful punch, kick and karate combos in bed

It would never even occur to me to communicate with a woman by hitting. What's up with that?  :lmao:



Rearden I am beginning to think that you attract a certain type of female or you elicit this type of response from them.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:11:17 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.




2 chicks cuddling is hot.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:12:40 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:13:14 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:

Carl.... bare-torso and doing yard work works very well.

Sending PM pic for your approval.  :-)

H5 for the P in that PM.  :p
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 10:13:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)



Just teasin, :)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:13:33 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.



The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2008, 10:13:43 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.




2 chicks cuddling is hot.

Indeed:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/502139059_fb08b48a4e.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:14:11 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.




2 chicks cuddling is hot.

and you wonder why people sometimes get the wrong idea. :whatever:

 :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:15:15 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))




No carpet, it's all bare.








I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:16:35 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.



The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!

well?  does he do it? :-)

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:17:02 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:17:24 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)



Just teasin, :)


TEASING!  WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!





(http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/aloofandbored0.gif)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:17:38 PM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



I don't know, I am not a cuddler myself. In fact, I can't stand hot breath.  :lmao:

(it sounds like he is doing in wrong. :rotf: )

two chicks against cuddling?  good heavens.  I may have to post a poll about this.  I thought cuddling was a universal chick thing.



The hot breath is while I'm trying to sleep. Sometimes I tell him.... Don't breathe!

well?  does he do it? :-)



Of course, he does everything I ask him.  :uhsure: <-- forgot that little guy
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:18:02 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)


Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 10:20:00 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

A cold beer!!

(http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/wub.gif)



Just teasin, :)


TEASING!  WTF, I gots yard work that needs to be done buddy!





(http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/aloofandbored0.gif)

As you desire. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:20:50 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)


Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:21:21 PM
Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:21:23 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))




No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2008, 10:21:39 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)


Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

All you ladies are equally lovely. :)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:22:33 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)


Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.


And I'm usually never this crafty. 


I'm scared, I don't know what's happening to me!
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:23:32 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))




No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)



*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:23:47 PM
Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:25:01 PM
Miss Mia, I need to turn this thread over to you... you are obviously the better woman.  :-)


Never, I'm always second next to the lovely Schade. 

Girl, I am scared, I think I lost my mojo.

your mojo is absolutely intact.  trust me on this one.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 14, 2008, 10:29:10 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))




No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)



*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*

it was a perfect response.  I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself :-), and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:31:57 PM
Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Quote
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

On edit: (yeah google)
The full song is scattered about the book but viewable here...
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:32:36 PM

ok.  I have always wondered why, if men are such disasters, why you bother to keep us around? :-)

Bugs and yard work.  Mowing is men work.

As you wish M`lady.  :bow:


Oh good.  I'll see you tomorrow then.  My bushes need trimming too.  I'll have cold beer on hand. 

I had to read that twice.  I am sure it is just me. :whatever:


If you want WE, you can trim my bushes while Carl mows the lawn. 


deal!  I am obviously getting the better job.

(as I dance tantalizingly close to asking you if you need me to clean the carpets :-))




No carpet, it's all bare.


I have all hardwood floors.  I'm sure you could do some mopping.

this almost never happens, but you totally just shut me up. :-)



*I quickly write this down in the calendar.  I shall celebrate today for years to come*

it was a perfect response.  I couldn't push it any farther without having to ban myself :-), and you
had blocked off all avenues of retreat.




*gasp*  Mia stuns an Admin. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:34:13 PM
Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Quote
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:35:31 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2008, 10:37:02 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

black.  definitely.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:42:08 PM
Men:  Babydoll or garter belt?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:42:26 PM
Which is sexier, incognito or innuendo?

I might like incognito..... tell me more.

Stolen lines from the mind of author Tom Robbins.

Quote
Meet me in Cognito baby
In Cognito we’ll have nothing to hide
Let’s go in Cognito honey
And let the world believe that we’ve died.

Meet me in Cognito baby
There are no decisions taken there
The best thing about life in Cognito baby
Is that everybody’s nobody there.

If you won’t meet me in Cognito
Baby, I’m apt to go out of my head
But if you really cant handle incognito baby
Meet me in Absentia instead….

Oh I thought maybe it was something kinky.... now I am embarassed at my lack of discretion sir.  :-)

Oh no. You were right the first time. I think it's quite kinky baby.
http://brainfreeze.net/2008/04/14/in-cognito-lyrics/

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 10:43:50 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2008, 10:43:52 PM
oh my.  :-)

sorta depends on the girl.  Not all of them can pull off the garter belt.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

I vote black. But men are simple. Naked is always sexiest.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 10:45:25 PM
Men:  Babydoll or garter belt?

Garter belt, no question.

Although a teddiette beats both.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Tantal on June 14, 2008, 10:46:22 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 10:49:10 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?

Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex.   :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:51:08 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.

Those reds, they get all the options....  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:52:10 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.

Those reds, they get all the options....  :-)


Yeah, but we can't wear red.  It's depressing sometimes.  Plus, you're too white to really wear white.  Black it is. 
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:53:32 PM
Heavens... look at this thread....  :popcorn:


Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:54:09 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?

Black Leather Lace Up Corset? I'd vote for that.

I guess a Women of CC Fashion Show is in order. Let's settle these questions once and for all. In the interest of happy marriages and happy coupling of course. Family values require healthy understanding between the sexes after all. It's our conservative duty. You know, lets do it for America! (anyone buying this or should I stop?)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:54:49 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?

Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex.   :-)

You are wise beyond your years.

I didn't realize you were so .... knowledgable.   :hyper:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 10:55:47 PM
Heavens... look at this thread....  :popcorn:




Heavens are. We're all going to Hell.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 10:56:07 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.

Those reds, they get all the options....  :-)


Yeah, but we can't wear red.  It's depressing sometimes.  Plus, you're too white to really wear white.  Black it is. 

While I agree with your judgement regarding red, I couldn't disagree more with your rejection of white.  The fact that it's hard to tell where the lingerie ends and the flesh begins is part of the appeal, leading as it does to the necessity of a closer, more hands-on inspection  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 10:57:32 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Assuming you're talking about scantily feminine clothings, it depends upon the wearer's hair color, IMO.  For you, black.  For a brunette, white.  For the redheads, either or.

Those reds, they get all the options....  :-)


Yeah, but we can't wear red.  It's depressing sometimes.  Plus, you're too white to really wear white.  Black it is. 

While I agree with your judgement regarding red, I couldn't disagree more with your rejection of white.  The fact that it's hard to tell where the lingerie ends and the flesh begins is part of the appeal, leading as it does to the necessity of a closer, more hands-on inspection  :-)


If I'm wearing something lacy, there better be a hands-on inspection no matter what color it is.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 10:58:48 PM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?
No leather option?

Well heck, if you're going to go for more exotic materials, I vote for latex.   :-)

You are wise beyond your years.

I didn't realize you were so .... knowledgable.   :hyper:

LOL, I've probably spent more time and money shopping for lingerie for my fiancee than anything else.


Well, other than computer parts.  She may look stunning in a bustier, but I can't play Crysis on full settings on her  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2008, 10:59:33 PM
It all ends up on the floor anyway.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 11:00:46 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 11:01:54 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 11:03:43 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: EastFacingNorth on June 14, 2008, 11:05:09 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:

Go for it!!!  I'll assist if you want, I just got home from work not too long ago so I'll be up for a while as it is.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:

Go for it.  I'm in a funny mood tonight.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: ReardenSteel on June 14, 2008, 11:08:44 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:

Go for it.   I'm in a funny mood tonight.   :evillaugh:

That's the best post I've ever gotten from anyone ever.  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 14, 2008, 11:25:42 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:

H-m-m-m-m... do I detect a brush off? Well it was laundry day and 4 beds needed sheets put back on, so I did it and now I am all wide awake.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Miss Mia on June 14, 2008, 11:27:33 PM
Ok... I need to go to bed, I made a major blunder and I deleted it. I didn't realize minx was gender-specific.  :-)

So long as the minx know, no harm done.

But I think he would not be pleased.....  :lmao:

Right right. Off to bed with you.

i have to deside weather or not to go for 1000 post or not.  :rotf:

H-m-m-m-m... do I detect a brush off? Well it was laundry day and 4 beds needed sheets put back on, so I did it and now I am all wide awake.  :evillaugh:


Exxxxcellent

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/CC/mrburns.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:08:46 AM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



Good question.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 15, 2008, 12:29:35 AM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



Good question.



we need a poll of chicks.  I think the whole thing is a mistake.  they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:33:00 AM
Men.... what's sexier black lace or white lace?

Depends on the color of the skin.....white can be nice....
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: morningAngel on June 15, 2008, 12:33:22 AM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



Good question.



we need a poll of chicks.  I think the whole thing is a mistake.  they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.



cuddling is our little way of reminding you that you are NOT getting sex tonight
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:36:00 AM
It all ends up on the floor anyway.  :uhsure:

or in the evidence locker downtown.  :-)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Chris_ on June 15, 2008, 12:37:57 AM
It all ends up on the floor anyway.  :uhsure:

or in the evidence locker downtown.  :-)

Well, if that ain't a red flag.  What kind of women are you fraternizing with?
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:38:31 AM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



Good question.



we need a poll of chicks.  I think the whole thing is a mistake.  they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.



I think you are right.

It might just be due to the fact they like to complain.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:39:20 AM
It all ends up on the floor anyway.  :uhsure:

or in the evidence locker downtown.  :-)

Well, if that ain't a red flag.  What kind of women are you fraternizing with?

Those Ely, NV girls...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:40:35 AM
Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: morningAngel on June 15, 2008, 12:48:15 AM
Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: RobJohnson on June 15, 2008, 12:51:59 AM
Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww

I don't care for it either....it used to be a "demand"
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Tantal on June 15, 2008, 01:10:56 AM

and what's up with all this "cuddling" stuff?  what is that FOR?  :???:



Good question.



we need a poll of chicks.  I think the whole thing is a mistake.  they don't want to cuddle any more than we do.



cuddling is our little way of reminding you that you are NOT getting sex tonight
Beware the "Superman", Lurks. IF you're not familiar, try Urban Dictionary.
Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Wretched Excess on June 15, 2008, 01:13:23 AM
Women: What is the big deal about needing PDA? (public displays of affection)
ewwwwwww

it's a bad deal.  a PDA means that you take your job with you, wherever you go

Title: Re: Ask Schadenfreude......was "For women only"
Post by: Airwolf on June 15, 2008, 07:52:36 AM
LOL..... I can't top Rebel's answer, that was good. Yes, we need someone to kill the bugs. Especially the beetles.

Check this out, the other night in the garage, I was getting a beer out of the cooler. Dogs are outside with me as is Kim. I notice a bigass spider crawling next to my feet. Kevin and spiders do not mix, yo. I stomped the thing and it turned into about 20 smaller, baby spiders. WTF? I stomped all them sumbitches. Do spiders carry their young on them? I don't remember anything about that in Zoology. Looked like I was f'n tap-dancing out here. :bash:


Yes they do.