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Title: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. {But, I can breathe through my nose when my tongue is out.}
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 12:19:12 PM: You can't lick your elbow.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:21:10 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 12:19:12 PM
You can't lick your elbow.

TRUE! That was left out of the list I saw.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: docstew on June 15, 2013, 12:24:05 PM: You can't sit on your own lap.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:37:00 PM: Quote from: docstew on June 15, 2013, 12:24:05 PM
You can't sit on your own lap.

Nor would I want to! :lmao:
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 15, 2013, 04:00:51 PM: You can't bite yourself on the forehead.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Freeper on June 15, 2013, 04:10:29 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

Wanna bet? If you mean the hair on one's head some of us have them numbered. :-)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 04:47:33 PM: I just KNEW this thread would grow! :wink: :rotf:
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 05:40:06 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 04:47:33 PM
I just KNEW this thread would grow! :wink: :rotf:

Unlike Freeper's hair. :bolt:
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Freeper on June 15, 2013, 11:03:40 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on June 15, 2013, 05:40:06 PM
Unlike Freeper's hair. :bolt:

Baldness is due to the body producing testosterone, in other words only girly men still have hair. :-)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: thundley4 on June 16, 2013, 04:52:29 AM: You can wash your eyes with soap, but it hurts like hell.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Dacabeti on June 17, 2013, 07:35:22 AM: Quote from: Freeper on June 15, 2013, 11:03:40 PM
Baldness is due to the body producing testosterone, in other words only girly men still have hair. :-)

Indeed
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Rebel on June 17, 2013, 12:50:46 PM: Quote from: CG6468 on June 15, 2013, 12:16:03 PM
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. {But, I can breathe through my nose when my tongue is out.}

I can.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Karin on June 17, 2013, 01:14:14 PM: Yeah, No. 3 in the OP is false.

I'll bet Gene Simmons can lick his elbow.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on June 17, 2013, 06:14:26 PM: You can't ski through a revolving door.

Also, I can lick my elbow.