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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: obumazombie on June 15, 2013, 02:44:26 AM
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What information should an effective mole in DU be armed with to never be suspected ?
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Oh now, sir, you know the drill.
We don't discuss methods of moling in a public forum, where the primitives might read them--that is, unless we wish to fool the primitives into thinking we do things we don't really do, or into thinking we don't really do things we claim to do, but we really do do those things (the second being my personal favorite).
Cerebrality is a scarce, if non-existent, commodity on Skins's island, and so moling's a piece of cake.
The principal thing is, does one wish to argue with, or illuminate, the primitives, or does one have other motives for moling?
If the former, forget it; one'll never succeed. But it's not a total waste; one can be a troll, and go out in Tschaikovsky's War of 1812 Overture style. It's a short-lived existence, but it can be fun.
I have fifty or half a hundred suggestions, but one of the big ones would be this: when on Skins's island, stay away from the primitives one torments here. There's plenty of primitives; one doesn't need to attract the attention of a primitive watching us watching the primitives.