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Title: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 14, 2013, 12:21:59 PM
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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:25 PM
sibelian (3,238 posts)

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...
Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.
 
What should I say to him?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023016083
Eeew!! What a family! Gross!

Poor kid.

Actually, he could reduce his homo uncle count to two by designating the "partners" as homo aunts.


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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:30 PM
Cirque du So-What (9,117 posts)

2. Just throwing this out there...
but...what if he emphasizes that homophobia is not cool? After all, kids nowadays don't want to be labeled as 'haters,' right?

Great idea! That should solve the kid's problem.

This is an example of why so many DUmpmonkeys have happy memories of being the most popular kid in class.


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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:30 PM
Aerows (14,429 posts)

3. He doesn't like people saying bad things about gay people
or he doesn't like that you and his other uncles are gay?

I'm a lesbian, just for information's sake, and have two nieces.



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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:32 PM
The Link (358 posts)

4. He should inform his teacher.
His parents should contact the school admin and demand that action is taken.


If it were me, I would ask who the kids were and personally inform their parents that they are either setting a poor example to their kids as bigots (which to me is most likely the case), or they need to get involved and talk to their kids about saying hurtful, bigoted things.

Another great idea! If this kid takes the DUmp's advice, he'll be elected to Student Council before you know it.


More great advice from the DUmp!
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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:34 PM
dlwickham (857 posts)

6. how old is he
if he's young, I'd say that he or his parents need to talk to his teachers and principal
 
if he's older, he can say something to the other kids.



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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:46 PM
Gormy Cuss (26,747 posts)

12. Kids say stuff like that because they don't know any gays in their own family.

He can simply say that he has gay uncles and that what they're saying is untrue, ignorant, bigoted -- whatever word works for him in the situation.

The DUmmies all have great advice on how to become an outcast like them.

It's like instructions on how to grow up to be a DUmmy.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: FlaGator on June 14, 2013, 12:28:53 PM
I would tell him to pray for both his uncles and their significant others.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Karin on June 14, 2013, 12:37:32 PM
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demand that action is taken.


If it were me, I would ask who the kids were and personally inform their parents that they are either setting a poor example to their kids as bigots (which to me is most likely the case), or they need to get involved and talk to their kids about saying hurtful, bigoted things.


This post tells you everything you need to know about this pushy, demanding, aggressive DUmmie.  Can't you just picture her?  Of course, she's going to be throwing false accusations at a fellow adult ("most likely the case", already decided).  This should go well.   
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: FlaGator on June 14, 2013, 12:42:39 PM
This post tells you everything you need to know about this pushy, demanding, aggressive DUmmie.  Can't you just picture her?  Of course, she's going to be throwing false accusations at a fellow adult ("most likely the case", already decided).  This should go well.   

Sounds like she wants to get punched in the face.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Big Dog on June 14, 2013, 02:02:53 PM
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dlwickham (858 posts)

Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:34 PM

6. how old is he

DUmmy DickLickingMan is trolling for some boymeat. Sybian is happy to oblige.

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Response to dlwickham (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:37 PM

sibelian (3,243 posts)
9. Thirteen.

and rapidly getting quite big!

He hangs around with guys that are quite a bit bigger than him.

Jackpot! DickLickingMan is already buying a bus ticket to Sybian-ville.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: BattleHymn on June 14, 2013, 04:36:26 PM
DUmmy DickLickingMan is trolling for some boymeat. Sybian is happy to oblige.

Jackpot! DickLickingMan is already buying a bus ticket to Sybian-ville.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: jukin on June 14, 2013, 05:30:26 PM
Never walk out of room forward.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2013, 05:32:50 PM
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sibelian (3,238 posts)

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...
Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.

What should I say to him?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: dutch508 on June 14, 2013, 05:41:06 PM
Do you like gladiator movies?

Have you ever been to a Turkish Spa?
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2013, 05:42:22 PM
If I was 13 and had 4 gay uncles, I'd make myself pretty scarce at holidays, or at least have my back to the wall at all times.

and a lock on my door. and a rope ladder by my window. and a concealed gun.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Undies on June 14, 2013, 05:47:28 PM
What the hell happened in that wretched family to cause two sons to be homo-sodomite queers?

That's the REAL question. 
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Alpha Mare on June 14, 2013, 06:04:49 PM
Just tell him there will always be someone, somewhere, sometime, who'll say something you don't like.  Tolerance is a two-way street.
 
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 14, 2013, 06:06:52 PM
What the hell happened in that wretched family to cause two sons to be homo-sodomite queers?

That's the REAL question. 

That was my first thought as well. 
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 14, 2013, 07:19:16 PM
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sibelian (3,238 posts)

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...
Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.
 
What should I say to him?

How about "Don't be a catcher, be a pitcher?"   :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Vagabond on June 14, 2013, 09:00:24 PM
Just tell him there will always be someone, somewhere, sometime, who'll say something you don't like.  Tolerance is a two-way street.
 
Liberals don't do tolerance.  Liberal tolerance is a bullet in the brain pan, if they have the power, and endless whining about some percieved wrong when they don't.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Storm Cat on June 14, 2013, 09:20:17 PM
Have you ever been to a Turkish Spa?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2013, 09:22:27 PM
Four uncles, my ass.  He's got three uncles and some hanger-on acting like a single mother with a string of boyfriends ("Um, uh, yeah.. this is your 'uncle'.  Yeah, that's it.")

Poor bastard.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: seahorse513 on June 14, 2013, 09:26:07 PM
My issue with homosexuals, is many, not all, have to announce their sexual orientation to the whole world. If I went to a huge city, and HEY I AM STRAIGHT! People would be like so what??
Why would that come up in conversation, among 13 year old boys, unless, the young man is question was starting to have homosexual characteristics. I kid you not, he really is a sweet guy, that I work with happens to be gay. Most straight men, have a swagger or a strut, well this guy sashays like a woman. Too cute. Not too mention , he is gorgeous!!! This other guy, I worked with(he transferred to another part of the company) is gay, but not obvious, and he is great looking too!!! They could have any woman they wanted!!! What is wrong with these people??
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 14, 2013, 09:42:05 PM
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This is an example of why so many DUmpmonkeys have happy memories of being the most popular kid in class

That never happened.


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Response to sibelian (Original post)
Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:30 PM
Aerows (14,429 posts)

I'm a lesbian

So am I.  So f****in what?
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Big Don on June 14, 2013, 09:58:15 PM
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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:46 PM
Gormy Cuss (26,747 posts)

12. Kids say stuff like that because they don't know any gays in their own family.
No, kids say stuff like that because in some cases, knowing right from wrong is instinctive.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: USA4ME on June 14, 2013, 10:12:45 PM
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sibelian

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.
 
What should I say to him?

What you wanna say:

"Why don't you come on over here, sit on your uncle's lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

What you should say:

"Stay away from us.  We're all freaks of nature."

.

Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 14, 2013, 10:22:30 PM
This has got to be one of the most disgusting DUmpmonkey threads I have ever come across. Looks more like they're tryin' to influence the boy to be gay.

Pedophiles like to groom family members and it sounds like it's working rather well, All 4 "uncles" should be registered sex offenders. Chances are, more than one is!
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: obumazombie on June 15, 2013, 12:49:57 AM
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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:25 PM
sibelian (3,238 posts)

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...
Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.
 
What should I say to him?


That you're a white male lesbian, and the last of the great minorities.
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Big Dog on June 15, 2013, 02:36:20 AM
So am I.  So f****in what?

That reminds me of a joke, you've probably heard it.

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: diesel driver on June 15, 2013, 03:14:36 AM
Have you ever been to a Turkish Spa?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ[/youtube]

Title: Re: DUmmy's Nephew Has Four Homo Uncles
Post by: Zathras on June 15, 2013, 02:17:52 PM
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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 12:25 PM
sibelian (3,238 posts)

My nephew has 4 gay uncles...
Me, my partner, my brother, and his partner.

He's at the age where kids in his class are saying stuff about gay people. He doesn't like it.
 
What should I say to him?

Apologize to him because he won't have any cousins to marry.