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Title: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 13, 2013, 04:29:26 PM
To all the half-witted potheads in Colorado, words of wisdom from a journo fire expert:
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Thu Jun 13, 2013, 04:28 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,183 posts)

All of you in Colorado
getting smoked in. (Lordy, second monster in less than a year, Waldo's anniversary is next week)
 
If you got asthma (my doc would love it if I followed my own advise) try to stay indoors. Believe it or not your AC can filter some, but i avoid running mine. If you can't...a wetted down bandana works over nose/mouth to filter some of the crap. It can be the difference.
 
Now, after the fire is over...especially if you were under quite a bit of smoke, even if not chasing brush trucks...highly consider taking your vehicles to the mechanic and changing those air filters. Trust me on this...they can get real clogged with it and kill your gas mileage.
 
We cover fires, so during the summer I change that filter more often, but while sensible people evacuate, I drive towards them. How else do we get impressive photos? Now if I could get a 600 mm lens I could get *some* distance.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023010653

Your homes may burn down, but never forget it's all about nadin.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 13, 2013, 04:40:19 PM
"chasing brush trucks"

 ::)

reminds me of "chasing parked cars".

Change the filter?  DUH!!! :mental:
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: ChuckJ on June 13, 2013, 04:41:01 PM
If I'm understanding her correctly she's instructing them that it's best not to breathe smoke. She's a genius. A trained historian for sure.

Is there a hidden forum on DU where she instructs them when and how to take a dump or a piss?
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 13, 2013, 04:51:14 PM
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How else do we get impressive photos?

Has anyone ever seen an impressive photo from the nutcase?

Even with all the advantages of The Good Rig, they're boring as hell, poorly framed, and usually out of focus.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Texacon on June 13, 2013, 04:52:03 PM
I wonder when she's gonna lay the bomb on them?

It's all infrastructure problems, that's why they have the fires.

LOL

KC
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2013, 04:56:42 PM
Is there a hidden forum on DU where she instructs them when and how to take a dump or a piss?

I would not put that past the bald dwarf.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: USA4ME on June 13, 2013, 04:57:14 PM
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nadinbrzezinski
 
If you got asthma (my doc would love it if I followed my own advise) try to stay indoors...

I have no doubt your doctor has advised you to stay indoors, but it hardly has anything to do with asthma. I'm 100% sure his recommendation started out "You're so frickin' ugly, you really should....."

.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: ChuckJ on June 13, 2013, 05:06:28 PM
I would not put that past the bald dwarf.

I noticed a facebook post today telling when is the best times during the day to drink water. I wondered if it might be nads, but then I noticed that there wasn't any misspellings or indecipherable codes.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 13, 2013, 05:12:45 PM
To all the half-witted potheads in Colorado, words of wisdom from a journo fire expert:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023010653

Your homes may burn down, but never forget it's all about nadin.

I want to be as nice as possible...

Please Nadin, just stop.  You're not giving out new information.  People are more than capable of figuring this out.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: JakeStyle on June 13, 2013, 05:14:30 PM
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Response to beveeheart (Reply #1)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:07 PM

nadinbrzezinski (121,184 posts)

3. most never thibk of it

I gor thst jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost

 :???:
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 13, 2013, 06:09:28 PM
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Response to beveeheart (Reply #1)
Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:07 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,193 posts)

I got this jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost

Forward this to the DUmmy who was looking for NSA-proof encryption.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
I have no doubt your doctor has advised you to stay indoors, but it hardly has anything to do with asthma. I'm 100% sure his recommendation started out "You're so frickin' ugly, you really should....."

.

Should the crazy bald dwarf's new nickname be "Medusa?"
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 13, 2013, 07:42:34 PM
Should the crazy bald dwarf's new nickname be "Medusa?"

I'm still partial to NadaBrain.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 13, 2013, 08:42:38 PM
If I'm understanding her correctly

That's almost impossible.....

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Response to beveeheart (Reply #1)
Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:07 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,193 posts)

I got this jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost


Uhhh,......yeah.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: miskie on June 13, 2013, 09:01:00 PM
Is there a hidden forum on DU where she instructs them when and how to take a dump or a piss?

Even if there was, It wouldn't matter - Nads doesn't understand that procedure either - All the crap that comes spewing out of her mouth makes it clear she has that activity bass-ackwards.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 13, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
I noticed a facebook post today telling when is the best times during the day to drink water. I wondered if it might be nads, but then I noticed that there wasn't any misspellings or indecipherable codes.
:-) :-)

Ay yi-yi.....

Yes, people are that addled.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 13, 2013, 09:32:58 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (121,184 posts)

3. most never thibk of it

I gor thst jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost

(http://www.intelore.com/images/meffect1.gif)
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Chris_ on June 13, 2013, 09:47:05 PM
(http://www.intelore.com/images/meffect1.gif)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/static_zpsbfced4c2.gif) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/smileys/static_zpsbfced4c2.gif.html)
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Airwolf on June 13, 2013, 09:51:27 PM
Another boring load of dren. By the time anyone followed her so called advice their home would have burned down to the basement.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2013, 10:04:41 PM
Hmmm...change the air filter. "And get your mechanic to do it'. That seems like such a good idea that no one has ever thought of, I might start checking my air filter every time I change the oil. I only regret that nads didn't suggest regular oil changes earlier. Now I have to find that wascally air filter thingy. Maybe I can find a mechanic who knows where it is.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: franksolich on June 13, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
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sad-cafe This message was hidden by Jury decision.

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hrmjustin (10,600 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:45 PM

5. What would we do if you did not respond to Nadin all the time.

Can you just leave her alone please?

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Aerows (14,423 posts)   Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:48 PM

7. Thank you

put someone on ignore if you have no interest in hearing what they have to say.

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hrmjustin (10,600 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:51 PM

8. This poster always has to say something nasty to this OP. It is getting very annoying now.

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Aerows (14,423 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:54 PM

9. Agreed

some people go out of their way to be ugly.

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malaise (106,831 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:59 PM

10. +1,000

Nadin is a DU treasure

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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hrmjustin (10,600 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 07:00 PM

11. I agree and I wish these people would just stop.

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malaise (106,831 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 07:03 PM

13. I well remember the nuke crisis after the Japan quake and tsunami

That was frightening

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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hatrack (33,275 posts)    Thu Jun 13, 2013, 07:02 PM

12. Jesus Christ, who pissed in your Wheaties?

Sheesh.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2013, 10:40:43 PM
^ That excerpt had to include at least one mole.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 13, 2013, 10:49:16 PM
Hmmm...change the air filter. "And get your mechanic to do it'. That seems like such a good idea that no one has ever thought of, I might start checking my air filter every time I change the oil. I only regret that nads didn't suggest regular oil changes earlier. Now I have to find that wascally air filter thingy. Maybe I can find a mechanic who knows where it is.

You have to be one lazy SOB, or just plain ignorant, to rely on a mechanic to change an air filter.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: franksolich on June 13, 2013, 10:50:27 PM
^ That excerpt had to include at least one mole.

I'd like to know what ths sad cafe primitive said, to incite all this nadin-boosterism.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2013, 10:53:09 PM
You have to be one lazy SOB, or just plain ignorant, to rely on a mechanic to change an air filter.
Part of me agrees, the other part of me can only wish for such high aspirations. With regards to nads, will she answer to SOB ?
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2013, 09:46:53 AM
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Thu Jun 13, 2013, 04:28 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,183 posts)

All of you in Colorado
getting smoked in. (Lordy, second monster in less than a year, Waldo's anniversary is next week)
 
If you got asthma (my doc would love it if I followed my own advise) try to stay indoors. Believe it or not your AC can filter some, but i avoid running mine. If you can't...a wetted down bandana works over nose/mouth to filter some of the crap. It can be the difference.
 
Now, after the fire is over...especially if you were under quite a bit of smoke, even if not chasing brush trucks...highly consider taking your vehicles to the mechanic and changing those air filters. Trust me on this...they can get real clogged with it and kill your gas mileage.
 
We cover fires, so during the summer I change that filter more often, but while sensible people evacuate, I drive towards them. How else do we get impressive photos? Now if I could get a 600 mm lens I could get *some* distance.


(http://www.treygarrison.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/captain_obvious.jpg)



Narcissistic personality disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder)

Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: FlaGator on June 14, 2013, 09:50:30 AM
She is doing the people of Colorado a favor by telling a bunch of people who are watching a fire destroy their homes that a fire is destroying their homes (just in case there is any confusion about what is happening to their homes and the cause of it).
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Rebel on June 14, 2013, 09:51:30 AM
She is doing the people of Colorado a favor by telling a bunch of people who are watching a fire destroy their homes that a fire is destroying their homes (just in case there is any confusion about what is happening to their homes and the cause of it).


(http://www.cha.lt/uploads/posts/2010-11/1289861965_captainobviousx.jpg)
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: seahorse513 on June 14, 2013, 09:55:39 AM
Thanks for the morning laugh!!
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2013, 10:10:32 AM
^ That excerpt had to include at least one mole.
Two.  O-)
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2013, 10:11:45 AM
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Now, after the fire is over...especially if you were under quite a bit of smoke, even if not chasing brush trucks...
Yes, this happens to me every day. :whatever:
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 14, 2013, 10:18:08 AM
Why would someone chase a brush truck?
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: seahorse513 on June 14, 2013, 10:20:49 AM
Why would someone chase a brush truck?
We are talking about Nadine :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 14, 2013, 10:57:34 AM
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while sensible people evacuate, I drive towards them. How else do we get impressive photos?

What devotion!! What bravery!! All for the glory of crazy Miriam's blog!
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: obumazombie on June 14, 2013, 11:49:49 PM
Thanks for the morning laugh!!
Ditto, I am loving the Captain Obvious character impersonating nads.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: JakeStyle on June 15, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)

nadinbrzezinski (121,340 posts) Fri May 31, 2013, 07:22 PM

16. These storm trackers are even crazier than

Wild land fire reporters. Lord, this guy has ice in his veins.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022929179

Her reporting of local fires raises her to almost, paid-professional status. But damn she's gutsy, NOMEX and all.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: Skul on June 15, 2013, 12:15:34 AM
Responds to herself??  Of course.
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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Original post)

nadinbrzezinski (121,340 posts) Fri May 31, 2013, 07:22 PM

16. These storm trackers are even crazier than

Wild land fire reporters. Lord, this guy has ice in his veins.
Liquid courage. Ethanol.
Yo....gNads, I chased a butterfly today.
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 15, 2013, 12:20:38 AM
Like the firefighters would let this putz get within' 3 miles of a fire! As Levin would say", what a schmuck"!
Title: Re: A Nutcase Gives Advice To An Entire State
Post by: obumazombie on June 15, 2013, 12:28:36 AM
Like the firefighters would let this putz get within' 3 miles of a fire! As Levin would say", what a schmuck"!
Or "Hang up the phone you big DUmmy!".