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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on June 12, 2013, 12:05:00 PM
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Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:04 PM
Star Member ljm2002 (7,358 posts)
Anyone know of a good, simple email encryption scheme?
One that doesn't cause an undue burden, and that can be easily shared with friends and family?
I guess the only way to keep it simple would be to have a single bit of software that everyone uses. Most of us do not want to deal with things like "Oh, Dad used MyPGP so I'll have to crank that up to decipher his email to me" or "Drat, Mom used YourRSA to encrypt her email, now I'll have to download and configure it in order to read her email".
It's hard to make it easy and transparent for the average user if there is not a single standard. But if I were an investing sort, I'd be looking at firms that do encryption programs for email communications, also for phone messages. Not just for business (they already do extensive encryption and vpn), but for individuals. Because my guess is that there will be a groundswell of interest in such things, in the USA and elsewhere.
Even the NSA has limitations on what it can decrypt.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:06 PM
Star Member Sheepshank (5,160 posts)
1. hardly anyone knows pig latin any more n/t
Response to Sheepshank (Reply #1)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:07 PM
Star Member ljm2002 (7,358 posts)
2. Well that would hardly be an effective encryption method...
...but thanks anyway.
Response to ljm2002 (Reply #2)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:11 PM
riqster (4,374 posts)
4. Urksway ettypray oodgay orfay eemay. Ennhay eetay
Response to riqster (Reply #4)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:18 PM
Star Member RC (21,818 posts)
8. So, send our E-mails to you to encrypt/decrypt and forward?
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:12 PM
Star Member FSogol (16,159 posts)
6. Just wrap tin foil around your modem and router.
And head and window sills and cat and TV and gas meter and ......
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:25 PM
Nuclear Unicorn (7,111 posts)
11. Write it on a piece of paper and mail it in an opaque envelope.
Then they actually need a warrant citing probable cause and what they're looking for specifically.
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:26 PM
Star Member Katashi_itto (1,813 posts)
12. There are several heres one
http://www.sendinc.com/software/outlook-email-encryption-add-in
Wonders of wonders if the site was ran by NSA.
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:46 PM
napoleon_in_rags (3,716 posts)
17. Just use one of the private services.
Last edited Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
hushmail for instance. $35 a year with a gig of storage.
http://www.hushmail.com/services/hushmail/
Here's another one:
http://www.reagan.com/
Response to ljm2002 (Original post)
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 05:55 PM
Star Member MjolnirTime (1,389 posts)
26. do you really think they care what's in your email?
How childish!
Silly question. The DUmmy is a member of the DUmp so the feds do have a keen interest.
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Book cipher. All of you lefties have a copy of Das Kapital, Earth in the Balance or A People's History of the United States propping a table or something, use that.
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ljm2002
Anyone know of a good, simple email encryption scheme?
You're a liberal wanting to fool the NSA? That's easy. Just try and say something intelligent. They'll never believe it came from you.
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THEY CAN READ YOUR MINDS MAN!!!!!!!!! THEY CAN READ YOUR MINDS!!!!!!
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:lmao:
I like Nuclear Unicorn's idea. Bring back the art of letter writing.
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:lmao:
I like Nuclear Unicorn's idea. Bring back the art of letter writing.
They'll just complain about the fundies at the Post Office steaming open their mail to read it.
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They're union, it's fine. Letter writing is toooo much work for the DUmmies, though. Plus, you have to sit and consider another person, not just yourself. Nope, too hard.
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Lemon juice can be used as invisible ink...
I'm just saying.
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Lemon juice can be used as invisible ink...
I'm just saying.
Anyone remember this from our old home?
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THEY CAN READ YOUR MINDS MAN!!!!!!!!! THEY CAN READ YOUR MINDS!!!!!!
:tinfoil2:
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Lemon juice can be used as invisible ink...
I'm just saying.
Even better is the invisible ink you can make from the waste products of pressing castor oil, DUmmies. Do be aware though, that if you wear latex gloves when you prepare or use it, it deactivates the invisibility property, and everybody can see what you wrote.
:popcorn:
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Like my post #8 above, just use white letters.
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Even better is the invisible ink you can make from the waste products of pressing castor oil, DUmmies. Do be aware though, that if you wear latex gloves when you prepare or use it, it deactivates the invisibility property, and everybody can see what you wrote.
:popcorn:
:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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What a great idea! We'll come up with an encryption for free the NSA can't decode and we'll distribute it to EVERYONE! Bwahahahahaha That'll show the NSA!
:lmao:
KC
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Anyone remember this from our old home?
I saw what you did there. :cheersmate:
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oh no, the super sekrit mystery text. Nobody could possibly read it. :rotf:
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Hey preezy big ears told us they don't read the emails or listen to the phone calls, what's to worry about?
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I saw what you did there. :cheersmate:
Wouldn't it be more apropos to say you didn't see what he did there?!
:-)
KC
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ljm2002
Anyone know of a good, simple email encryption scheme?
Forget e-mail and use real mail.
Try the US Postal Service! :-)
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AFAIK, encryption routines were classed as Auxiliary Military Technology, and later changed to another status by Bubba Clinton via executive order.- The change in status made it easier for software developers to import and export their products, before that any strong encryption couldn't be moved to and from the USA without breaking the same laws that prevent weapon trafficking.
With that being said, The Government can and still does demand access to engines when a strong encryption scheme is developed as part of licencing requirements.
Regardless, the bottom line remains the same. If The USA cant decipher it, its not legal to use within the borders of the United States.
So, the short answer is 'no' - Too bad, primitives.
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A=Z, B=Y, C=X, D=W and so on. The feds will never figure it out.
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A=Z, B=Y, C=X, D=W and so on. The feds will never figure it out.
ROT13 FTW !!!!!! :cheerleader: :cheerleader2:
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Tue Jun 11, 2013, 04:04 PM
Star Member ljm2002 (7,358 posts)
Anyone know of a good, simple email encryption scheme?
Ask nadin to write your e-mails.
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Anyone remember this from our old home?
But of course...
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I'd figure they'd want they're emails read so they can prove their loyalty to Dear Reader.
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AFAIK, encryption routines were classed as Auxiliary Military Technology, and later changed to another status by Bubba Clinton via executive order.- The change in status made it easier for software developers to import and export their products, before that any strong encryption couldn't be moved to and from the USA without breaking the same laws that prevent weapon trafficking.
With that being said, The Government can and still does demand access to engines when a strong encryption scheme is developed as part of licencing requirements.
Regardless, the bottom line remains the same. If The USA cant decipher it, its not legal to use within the borders of the United States.
So, the short answer is 'no' - Too bad, primitives.
Encrypting emails is a sure way to draw attention to yourself. OTOH, it will also cause the to waste resources, heh heh.
There are free programs that allow written text to be encrypted into jpeg files.
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There are free programs that allow written text to be encrypted into jpeg files.
But the DUmmies think that NSA will be stumped as to their messages.
It takes a special kind of stupid.
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Encrypting emails is a sure way to draw attention to yourself. OTOH, it will also cause the to waste resources, heh heh.
There are free programs that allow written text to be encrypted into jpeg files.
It's pretty easy to identify and extract text from an altered image if you know what to look for. Its just slightly harder than pulling EXIF data. The most famous utility has got to be 'Hide In Picture'.
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It's pretty easy to identify and extract text from an altered image if you know what to look for. Its just slightly harder than pulling EXIF data. The most famous utility has got to be 'Hide In Picture'.
Here is what I was thinking of. http://www.snapfiles.com/get/filecamo.html
Does exif data exist on random pics downloaded from the internet?
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Check with Joker Tsarnaev. The NSA didn't have a clue as to what those two were up to.
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Check with Joker Tsarnaev. The NSA didn't have a clue as to what those two were up to.
There's a reason for that; (http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/061213-659753-all-intrusive-obama-terror-dragnet-excludes-mosques.htm)
Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won't snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.
That's right, the government's sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.
Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.
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KC
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A guy on FOX show Happening Now says HUSHNOW.COM is a good for encrypted email.
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:lmao:
I like Nuclear Unicorn's idea. Bring back the art of letter writing.
Do I need a keyboard to do that? :tongue:
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I think coach has email encryption that no one can break. The DUmmies need to forward all their emails to coach. I'm sure he'll safely send them to where they need to be.
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Do I need a keyboard to do that? :tongue:
Can you just imagine the horrendous spelling in those letters from the younger generation without the aid of spell check. They do not have the benefit of knowing how to use a dictionary or a thesaurus.
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QMPQU TURLN PFQDZ USIBB TRIQH
KCXED GAJVH ZOSRT LEOKM IBWEA
LCUYL IVGKZ FKNZM HHQBC IPBZN
QTTTK AZLFI WGMQA BEJMS MKLRA
NQVMH MQERN APTOC TSKIJ QVBNA
ZZHNP WSWKE ZHBAH TTCCU WNAZC
LMEUP BIIJT GWWXZ BUQLH THQPN
JPQJN ORAZX
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JNILB WXLZP MLPML EYFLJ
GJDXA UXYVR CHNLG RNIRZ
TFSNM FQPIB TPZSK ZZXXC
There are come cool-assed Enigma Simulators out on the web!
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QMPQU TURLN PFQDZ USIBB TRIQH
KCXED GAJVH ZOSRT LEOKM IBWEA
LCUYL IVGKZ FKNZM HHQBC IPBZN
QTTTK AZLFI WGMQA BEJMS MKLRA
NQVMH MQERN APTOC TSKIJ QVBNA
ZZHNP WSWKE ZHBAH TTCCU WNAZC
LMEUP BIIJT GWWXZ BUQLH THQPN
JPQJN ORAZX
RUSSIAN or POLISH?
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RUSSIAN or POLISH?
Swahili.
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Anyone know of a good, simple email encryption scheme?
Try this:
Thu Jun 13, 2013, 06:07 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,193 posts)
I got this jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost
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hu Jun 13, 2013, 06:07 PM
nadinbrzezinski (121,193 posts)
I got this jeep on fd maintainance schedule almost
I have no idea what the hell it's trying to say.
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I have no idea what the hell it's trying to say.
I think it means "I'm an idiot and I post on DU to prove it."
Little rusty on DUnglish though. It could mean "I'm constipated and need to shit" too. :shrug: :shrug:
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Eugene.
(http://www.pixeldecals.com/shop/image/cache/data/eugene-400x400.jpg)
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I have no idea what the hell it's trying to say.
I think she is trying to say that her Jeep is on a Fire Dept maintenance schedule, :lmao:
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Even better is the invisible ink you can make from the waste products of pressing castor oil, DUmmies. Do be aware though, that if you wear latex gloves when you prepare or use it, it deactivates the invisibility property, and everybody can see what you wrote.
:popcorn:
Glad Ya cleared that up. I thought it meant your prostate was exiting yer ass because ya haven't been laid in 20 years!
Hell, anyone understand what a DUmp DIver writes anyway? They don't need invisible ink.
I think it means "I'm an idiot and I post on DU to prove it."
Little rusty on DUnglish though. It could mean "I'm constipated and need to shit" too. :shrug: :shrug:
Or, in layman's terms: "I've had my head so far up my ass, my turds have never seen the sunlight."
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Can you just imagine the horrendous spelling in those letters from the younger generation without the aid of spell check. They do not have the benefit of knowing how to use a dictionary or a thesaurus.
I know. When I was in college (in ancient Rome) I used a manual typewriter to write my term papers. No spell check, no automatic white out, no cut and paste. When I tell that to the kids, they look at me like I was on fire.
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QMPQU TURLN PFQDZ USIBB TRIQH
KCXED GAJVH ZOSRT LEOKM IBWEA
LCUYL IVGKZ FKNZM HHQBC IPBZN
QTTTK AZLFI WGMQA BEJMS MKLRA
NQVMH MQERN APTOC TSKIJ QVBNA
ZZHNP WSWKE ZHBAH TTCCU WNAZC
LMEUP BIIJT GWWXZ BUQLH THQPN
JPQJN ORAZX
I cant look at this type of cipher without immediately thinking about Microsoft product codes.
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What a bunch of geniuses. They somehow forget the Government was running codes and ciphers long before the age of computers and have all those high tech and expensive ,payed for by the taxpayer Cray super computers at their disposal. They may not catch the average terrorist but the average DUmmy on the other hand is something else. How about all of you DUmmies go out to the middle of the desert in Nevada and meet up. That way no one can find you out there near Area 51 and say drop a few dozen 500lbs bombs on your ass. They would never find you I swear.
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What is needed is a good "Emperor has no clothes" encryption code.
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If the DUmbshits are looking for a system the gub'mint can't read, they could try ARABIC. :thatsright:
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If the DUmbshits are looking for a system the gub'mint can't read, they could try ARABIC. :thatsright:
Yeah, that's working GREAT for the terrorists! :argh:
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The last time a private citizen came up with a really good encryption tool...the Government threw him in jail for refusing to hand it over to them so they could use it.
Anyone remember PGP?
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I think she is trying to say that her Jeep is on a Fire Dept maintenance schedule, :lmao:
You should be banned from CC for knowing that. :rofl:
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Yeah, that's working GREAT for the terrorists! :argh:
Ed Zachary.
:banghead:
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The last time a private citizen came up with a really good encryption tool...the Government threw him in jail for refusing to hand it over to them so they could use it.
Anyone remember PGP?
Yup. (http://buy.symantec.com/estore/clp/smb_d4v2_9p9s_pgpencryption1_default)
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You should be banned from CC for knowing that. :rofl:
H5 for the obvious.
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Or, in layman's terms: "I've had my head so far up my ass, my turds have never seen the sunlight."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 Allosaurus!!!