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Title: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 10:52:30 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1002814_10151557964647740_943245116_n.jpg)

Found this on Facebook. Apparently, it was at tonight's Spurs game, I guess? I love the way the shebeast retracts in horror when she realizes she's on the mega screen. And look at Bumbles sitting with his legs crossed like a little bitch. Lol. The POTUS can't even cross his legs like a man. It isn't hard...

Shave your damn disgusting pits, Moochelle! While you're at it, go get a Brazilian, because if your underarms look like that, god only knows what lurks under your skirt...

You all may proceed to bleaching your minds eye, and carving out your physical ones.
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 11, 2013, 11:17:10 PM
I know her pits are hairy... but that outfit is more disgusting.
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: Revolution on June 11, 2013, 11:25:09 PM
Not into fashion all that much, (like...at ALL) so I dunno. Her wearing the manly sleeveless tee doesn't do a damn thing for me. The womynz of FB were all over her choice of outfit though. :rotf:
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: seahorse513 on June 12, 2013, 12:05:17 AM
She has perky boobiez, hairy armpits, and a blind fashion consultant!!
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 12, 2013, 12:15:43 AM
I know her pits are hairy... but that outfit is more disgusting.

What?  You don't buy the LSM narrative that teh 1st wookie is Jacquie O for the 21st Century?

The fact she is fat, has an ugly expression all the time and has dragged down the dignity of the 1st Lady perhaps forever?  Nonsense!

Compare and contrast:
(http://www.politifake.org/image/political/small/1201/lets-move-obama-michelle-move-ginormous-ass-politics-1325435587.jpg#obama%20wide%20load%20336x375)

Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: obumazombie on June 12, 2013, 12:39:36 AM
The irresistible force would be Hitlary coming out of the door, and the immovable object would be Moochelle coming in it.
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: Karin on June 12, 2013, 09:33:06 AM
Get a load of that fugly dress.  Could it possibly be any more unflattering for her, uh, figure problems?  The waist is gathered way up high, like an old man's pants, and then poofs out to add about 50 lbs to her kiester.  The floral pattern adds another 50 lbs. 
Title: Re: That's Just Nasty! (Please forgive me)
Post by: CG6468 on June 12, 2013, 01:59:16 PM
Get a load of that fugly dress.  Could it possibly be any more unflattering for her, uh, figure problems?  The waist is gathered way up high, like an old man's pants, and then poofs out to add about 50 lbs to her kiester.  The floral pattern adds another 50 lbs.

The people who hang around their porches in Chicago don't give a shit how they look. At least she's not a blonde!