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Title: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2013, 05:51:51 PM
If the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War happened again. Rabbits take up arms against ptarmigans and fight a huge war that drag humans into the mix. Who would you side with? Rabbits or ptarmigans.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
Count yee to 3.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: ExGeeEye on June 11, 2013, 05:59:47 PM
Depends on the sauce.  Also, if breading/deep-frying is an option.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Wineslob on June 11, 2013, 06:24:51 PM
Rabbits will win.





(http://i.imgur.com/nSa1c.jpg)


You cannot escape.


(http://www.bunnylicious.org/public/2008/04/raymanravingrabbids_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 11, 2013, 07:15:19 PM
Awwww. Bunny fall down, go boom...
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7641/m32eg.jpg)
Wait...what was the choice again?
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 11, 2013, 07:26:40 PM
Ptarmigans suck.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 07:55:05 PM
Look closely, a rabbit impersonating a dog...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-grab-2-300x188.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 08:30:52 PM
A two bagger...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/deer-head-in-jar-and-bag-270x122.jpg)

When one bag just isn't enough to avert your eyes from...
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 08:15:59 AM
Which one tastes better?  That's the one I'm against, as I'll be hungry.  (A nice basket of ptarmigan wings, along with some bleu cheese dressing, would be good right now, before my meal of ptarmigan breast.)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Rebel on June 12, 2013, 09:01:08 AM
Look closely, a rabbit impersonating a dog...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-grab-2-300x188.jpg)

That asshole almost got his ass kicked by an entire team. Sucks that he didn't. He needed to be curbstomped.  :censored:
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: freedumb2003b on June 12, 2013, 05:08:55 PM
Which one tastes better?  That's the one I'm against, as I'll be hungry.  (A nice basket of ptarmigan wings, along with some bleu cheese dressing, would be good right now, before my meal of ptarmigan breast.)

I vill make ze bunny, ala Antoine!

(http://greetingsgalleryonline.com/images/ecards/fullsize/img_cf7b5dc0390.jpg)

But, then again, Ptarmigans is almost chickens...

(http://www.realfoodallergyfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Rotisserie-Chicken.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 12, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Who are you gonna side with? Is that even a question?
Rather ask yourself this: Is there a ptarmigan centerfold? I don't think so.

There is only ONE side with these little ladies, and I don't see any feathers here...
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1053/005219280z.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 13, 2013, 04:31:31 AM
Who are you gonna side with? Is that even a question?
Rather ask yourself this: Is there a ptarmigan centerfold? I don't think so.

There is only ONE side with these little ladies, and I don't see any feathers here...
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1053/005219280z.jpg)

Ptarmy, the translation of this is:

Game, set, match to the bunnies. :tongue:
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2013, 08:50:54 PM
That asshole almost got his ass kicked by an entire team. Sucks that he didn't. He needed to be curbstomped.  :censored:
If that means you liked my post, I'm happy to do it. OTOH I would express regret if you didn't.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 13, 2013, 11:18:12 PM
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1053/005219280z.jpg)

Those who fight against the infidel avians go to Paradise where they are rewarded with 72 vir--

Well...there are 72 of them.
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: obumazombie on June 13, 2013, 11:21:10 PM
72 more...

(http://u1.ipernity.com/9/21/20/3242120.5e9d99f5.75x.jpg?r1)

(http://media.photobucket.com/user/victor0822-2008/media/SistersofStJosephofCarondelet2.jpg.html?filters[term]=nun%20in%20habit&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=19)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2013, 06:09:47 AM
Come on Ptarmy...even you can't say no to a smile like this...
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7872/pauc.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Would You Side With?
Post by: ColonelCarrots on June 14, 2013, 08:50:27 AM
Obviously bunnies.